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Queer AF. Thirtysomething from Canada with an unhealthy love for bad puns, cats and anime trash.

[pepperoni-oni]

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[pepperoni-oni]

when did this get 51k notes

[play-now-my-lord]

ME: hold up. you see that? train's been through here FRIEND: how can you tell ME: tracks. they're not fresh, maybe 60, 80 years old FRIEND: no chance it'll come back, then ME: don't be so sure. That's well within their lifespan... and they're highly territorial

[mrjocrafter]

I know this has definitely been said before by many people significantly smarter than me, but Death Note remains philosophically and thematically undefeated if only because people keep watching the series about how you cannot use The Book That Kills People for good and it will inevitably corrupt you, and say "Nah, I'd just do it right." That people keep saying this despite just how obviously you cannot Just Do It Right really does further the series' messages about punitive justice and the state monopoly on violence.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[solarsnapp]

[ID: A digital halfbody art piece of Aphrodite from the Hades game. She is a fat brown woman with curly pink hair that goes past her waist. There are stretch marks on her belly and butt. She has green and gold bracelets, rings, and hair ornaments. Otherwise, she is not wearing other clothing. On the top left is the sprite of Aphrodite from the game. End ID.]

ms aphrodite goddess of love reimagining

[firebirdeternal]

"I have never seen a cat that showed affection/love for it's owner" is the pet ownership version of "I don't believe in Female Orgasms they don't exist, after all, my wife has never had one"

[volcanows]

my friends keep trying to look in the mirror but i dont have mirrors in my car so i fixed it

[garaks-padded-cell]

I just mowed my 88 year old papas lawn and when i came back inside he lifted my arm to reveal a bug that was attempting to hitchhike into the house. At which point he said "you will NEVER escape my garden." And flicked it back into the grass

[teaboot]

Garden of Eden Good Ending AU

[onibi-onibi]

(タプタプお腹 | キュルZ さんのマンガ | ツイコミ(仮)から)

[dailycatsblog]

[foldingfittedsheets]

Early today. My sweet precious beloved wife. Said: “Where did this babybel come from?”

With dread I asked, “What babybel?”

They reached down. And rose up holding a babybel cheese. A lukewarm cheese. Right there. On our living room floor.

“What…?” I asked in horror.

I do not eat babybel cheese. My beloved wife did not touch the babybel cheese.

It was left in our fridge by our friends and my wife has been nibbling them but not today. Or yesterday. Or the day before that.

And still, on our floor. A babybel cheese.

“Where did it come from?” I wailed.

“I don’t know… maybe… maybe it fell out when I got the watermelon? And then the cats… pawed it across the floor?”

“Without us hearing?! While we were in the room?!”

This is also leaving aside the fact that both cats would happily and voraciously consume any cheese in their vicinity.

We both regarded the cheese with dismay. How could we have not seen it sooner? It was red! Right in the middle of the floor! I know I did not see it today, or yesterday, but lo, on my floor, a cheese. A single cheese.

It haunts me. Where did it come from. Our roommate Buck does not leave his den. We were occupying the living room. How did it get there.

My beloved took it away.

Later, fretfully, I said, “Was there teeth marks on it? I don’t think you should eat that.”

“I threw it away!” my beloved said indignantly.

I conceded that made more sense that retaining mystery floor cheese of dubious origin.

I will never know. Where did you come from, floor cheese? I wish I knew.

[ohcorny]

sleep paralysis demons HATE him. this cartoonist discovers one weird trick to make them go away every time.

[lostinhistory]

Solid life advice from Sue the T. Rex.

[darlingofdots]

reach into your office kitchenette's cutlery drawer and you will find the weirdest fuckin forks you've ever seen

[darlingofdots]

look. what the fuck are those. that fucker on the right looks like it was originally manufactured for ancient egyptian priests to pull out my brain through my nose

[atrusovaartist]

acrylic, canvas 40*50 cm «Lighthouse of the Northern Sunset» 2025

[kiragecko]

[Image is a highly textured painting of a lighthouse and coast at sunset. The sky is yellows, oranges, pinks, and grapes. The sea is deep teals and brighter blues, with the water right by the shore reflecting the sky. The shore and lighthouse are grape, indigo, black, and grey. The lighthouse's light is orange and yellow, and blends into the sky around it.

End ID.]

[nargneppon]

[hometoursandotherstuff]