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Queer AF. Thirtysomething from Canada with an unhealthy love for bad puns, cats and anime trash.

[ashfae]

I'm reading a short story set in ancient Rome and one of the characters just said "Discord gnaw your entrails." That was an interesting mental image until my brain caught up and reminded me that no, those Romans did not have access to modern social media.

[mostlyjustgoose]

To turn off this feature in Discord, go to the Settings Menu, then select Advanced Setttings, then My Entrails, where you can adjust the Gnaw setting to your personal preference.

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you just teleported to the last game you played how is it going? {you're plot involved}

good

bad

great

awful

dead

I don't play games/results

Remaining time: 4 days 20 hours

Soma 😔

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

My chickens love me because I am a mysterious figure that shows up at the window to throw treats to them and then vanishes again

[myopinionisimportant]

Like Saint Nicholas

[ramalamacreatures]

Voilà! Opossum family sculpture before and after paint, one of my favorite little pieces, hope you like it tooooo (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[offishly]

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me there's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

[natalieironside]

office chair hungry, feed it skirt hems

[basic-bamboo]

You wanna let your long skirt get tangled up in my wheels so bad

[krystal-prisms]

chair Wheel perfec t size for put skirt in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort skirt not get stuck put hem in Chair Wheel. Put Hem In Chair Whe. no problems ever in chaair wheel because good Shape and Support for skirt hem weak of big skirt hem. Achair wheel yes a place for a hem put hem in chair wheel can trust chair for giveing good love to skirt. friend chair

[etherealsaul]

I’ve finally finished my Stardew Valley series, and since all the originals have sold, I decided to make prints of them!

All of these prints are for sale here!

★ My Etsy ★ My Patreon ★ Commissions ★

[charlesoberonn]

"A good sword needs a good name. What are you gonna name it?"

"sword_temp(1)(1)"

[callmealx]

swordfinalFINAL(2)

[escuerzoresucitado]

[celinethefeline]

[terramythos]

piss poor reading comprehension???? simply drink water and you will have an abundance of piss

[ferrocyan]

piss rich reading comprehension

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I'm flattered you say we piss on the rich

[thehmn]

One of the most heartwarming things I’ve ever heard a dog trainer say “A pushy pet who makes small demands and communicates their needs to you is a safe pet. It means they trust you and aren’t afraid of your reaction if they misbehave and push your buttons a little”

[zuccnini]

Mini Card painting: worm display

[dqnquality]

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Reblog this photo of a käpylehmä to have a käpylehmä in your blog

It's a trick! If you reblog you get TWO käpylehmäs in your blog!

[kevytmaitohorsma]

They're traditional Finnish toys, little cows made out of spruce cones, on their way to see the world from one tumblr blog to another

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business

[kitsnicket]

The biggest “your experiences are not universal” thing I feel is whenever anyone talks about the universality of girls planning their weddings since childhood because. Well. Not me. God bless

[kitsnicket]

“The universal girlhood experience of—“ [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

[rimeheart]

“And spoke like they’d be there” 💀💀💀