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[grecoromanyaoi]

[grecoromanyaoi]

[ospreyonthemoon]

PUNIC WARS THREE

[grecoromanyaoi]

[thanook]

PUNIC WARS FOUR

[epitome-of-an-openbook]

So the thing about Mdtb fanon that really drives me crazy (/pos) is that in most Founder's Era fanon (or at least in most of what I've read), Madara's 3 other brothers some variation of older than him (sometimes all of them sometimes just one of them, point is he's rarely the eldest). And so, particularly in the ones where all three are older than him, the dynamic is literally An Elder Brother Whose Circumstances Have Forced Him to Become the Youngest Brother (Tobirama the second son of four) / A Younger Brother Whose Circumstances Have Forced Him to Become the Eldest Brother (Madara the second to last son of five).

Imagine you are a child and your whole identity revolves around your siblings, you and your brother are the eldest brothers, your job is to take care of the younger ones, only now they are gone and you are now the youngest. That is Tobirama's lot.

Imagine you are a child and your whole identity revolves around your siblings, you and your brother are the youngest brothers, the babies, you don't have a job but you doggedly follow your elder brothers' footsteps because they are who you look up to most, only now they are gone and you are now the eldest. That is Madara's lot.

Now imagine, a boy who was supposed to be a caretaker but had that ripped from him grows up and falls in love with a man who was once a boy that was supposed to be taken care of.

It all makes me feel very much:

[reikacchan]

don't give up

[mornington-the-crescent]

[hobgobknowsbest]

makes me just think of this poem by Caitlin Seida

[nudityandnerdery]

[caelum-in-the-avatarverse]

me on April 30

me on May 1

[caelum-in-the-avatarverse]

Every year I forget I made this until people start reblogging it lol

[caelum-in-the-avatarverse]

I actually remembered about this post this year!

[tskchimera]

[unknownandannoyed]

Revisited an old sketch

Don’t feel like fully rendering him so this’ll do.

Alt vers. Under the cut

[cyber-corp]

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

[cyber-corp]

i know what i’m doing dw

[cyber-corp]

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

[cyber-corp]

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

[cyber-corp]

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

[cyber-corp]

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

[pluto-officially]

You're failing.

[cyber-corp]

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

[communist-mannyfesto]

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

[cyber-corp]

?????

[enigma-system03]

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

[cyber-corp]

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

[cyber-corp]

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

[cyber-corp]

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

[legionoftuna]

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

[cyber-corp]

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

[cyber-corp]

wrong.

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

[cyber-corp]

FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN

[taco-bee]

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

[cyber-corp]

OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND

HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE

ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)

POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE

HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE

APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE

KRATOS: GOD OF WAR

HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE

APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE

[boxxed-juice]

ares is the god of war, not kratos

[cyber-corp]

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

[ironwoman359]

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

[yaderyngoch]

Bruce: So, the CEO of United Healthcare was shot and killed

Jason: What? Why's everyone looking at me?

Bruce: Did you do it?

Jason: WHAT? Do you really think I would do something like that?

Dick: Yes

Tim: Yes

Damian: Yes

Steph: Yes

Cass: Yess

Jason: ....without telling everyone? If that was me I would be shouting it from the rooftops.

Bruce: Just tell me if you killed the CEO or not

Jason: Bitch I'll kill a CEO right now if you don't start acting right.

[mendoksunah-bro]

It's my 15 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[domoz]

I came to holler abt Hikaku bc he isnt hollered abt ENOUGH 🫂 read a few of your fics, love the art. 🫰🏽

GOOD!!! YES!!! THANK YOU!!!! I'm also hollering lets go spread Hikaku love across this world

[mendoksunah-bro]

me, at my big age, still being excited for the founders era fandom 🫶🏾

[kankuroplease]

All strings attached

[mendoksunah-bro]

I love me some KANK 💖

[thoughtkick]

“The bravest thing I ever did was continuing my life when I wanted to die.”

— Juliette Lewis

[3v3rton-want-mon3y]

[chaosnojutsu]

team gai as a narrative foil for the sand siblings. that’s the post.

[chaosnojutsu]

gaara and lee being the resident freaks who no one wants to associate with. gaara and lee coping with loneliness and being othered by pursuing power and strength. gaara and lee having so much love to give and not knowing how, not in a way that will be received well. gaara and lee being frontline fighters who don’t know when to back down because the thought never crossed their minds to stop fighting. gaara and lee choosing to become single fathers and teaching their sons that strength and love go hand in hand, and friends are good for both.

kankuro and tenten being the palatable resident freaks, guilty by association to the resident freak. kankuro and tenten learning damage control among other survival skills like making tourniquets and compartmentalizing feelings. kankuro and tenten learning to use a variety of weapons so no one can ever say they weren’t at least useful. kankuro and tenten being distance fighters with bags of tricks up their sleeves, waiting for the right moment while begging the others don’t forget about me. kankuro and tenten never settling down or having children, forging their own paths to happiness however they see fit.

temari and neji being the responsible ones, always putting on a show because someone is always watching. temari and neji grappling with complex feelings toward their younger siblings with inherent power over them, then ultimately learning to love them. temari and neji using intimidation as a gesture of love, warding off anyone who might even think about hurting them or their loved ones, because they simply won’t allow it. temari and neji being mid-range fighters, getting as close to the action as possible while still keeping an eye on everyone. temari and neji choosing their own destinies and taking decisive action toward their futures, never once looking back once their minds were made up.

[pianjeong]

come on brain yip yip

[bakapandy]

doodles Gaara and his little readers that make him look like a grandpa

[mendoksunah-bro]

This is the hottest grandpa I've ever laid eyes on 🥵

[blazeshard]

favourite naruto quotes