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Char • 26 • she/they • PNW [18+] [mania, venting, & naruto spoilers]

[chaosnojutsu]

hi friends & others :)

tumblr veteran. escapist tendencies coming out in full throttle!

i don’t write much these days but am leaving my AO3 up because people like my stories i guess.

this blog sometimes posts and shares adult content. i am an adult and do not want to communicate online with people who are not.

other things i post, non-exhaustive, in no particular order: trans rights, children’s rights, privacy rights, mental wellness/illness & disability information/advocacy, D&D generally and actual plays/podcasts, queer history, usamerican politics & world news, body neutrality, sex & kink positivity, religious (evangelical christianity) deconstruction, safety tips, practical life advice, theatre arts & the entertainment industry

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AO3 Highlights:

Resilience [M] [Team Gai] [Background Nejiten] [Fix-It] [Found Family] [14k+]

Mr. & Miss Communication [T] [Shikatema] [Mirai Sarutobi] [Humorous Miscommunication] [Mutual Pining] [3k+]

Canvas [E] [Nejiten] [PWP] [Hickeys] [3k+]

times gone by [M] [Nejiten Month 2022] [Time Lapse] [Character Analysis] [Neji Centric] [28k+]

Name-Calling [T] [Shikatema] [Developing Relationship] [Coworkers to Friends to Lovers] [2k+]

Extraordinary Love [M] [Shikatema] [Fake Pregnancy] [Scamming the Government] [Engagement] [Implied/Referenced Sexual Content] [Background Nejiten] [9k+]

Reliance [sequel to Resilience] [M] [Nejiten] [Slow Burn] [Idiots in Love] [Friends to Lovers] [144k+] ON HIATUS.

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[personal content: char chats (the internet is my diary) / char writes (mostly fanfic)]

last updated: 07/05/26 [mm/dd/yy]

[audliminal]

Having short hair really is just

I get up. I walk into the bathroom. I glance in the mirror. My hair is posed in a brand new, never-before-seen array that defies the laws of physics.

[punkrock-bottom]

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

[innerchildabortionclinic]

it's really weird seeing what real life adult woman people are saying looks like a child on xitter (recently was one from a dating show) because as someone who gets those allegations irl none of these women actually look like children to me, they're clearly like..developed. they just have neotenous facial features (not really anyone's fault we decided specific natural features adults can have are Childlike) and/or a cutesy style of dressing

it's so odd this is a spectacle to begin with, i've dealt with it since I was an actual child because for a while I was smaller than my peers (which was because of bad health...) but older women were obsessed with that and made sure to let me know once I Filled Out (went through puberty?) why is everyone so fucking obsessed with girls bodies omg, and why are old people very fixated on the beauty of children so much, it's not healthy for them, as they will age. hold on kirk me

[tomfoolerytotality]

Looking back on 2020, I think it's hilarious that Wellerman of all shanties is the one that blew up online. It's not a song about life on the high seas or adventuring

It's the "Where the fuck is my delivery" song

[stevishabitat]

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[kunosoura]

I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there

[everymournfulbreath]

Israel Exposed — War Crimes Archive

Documented evidence of war crimes in Gaza and the West Bank.

[stoptheantisemitism]

One day Palestine will be free and evidence from archives like this will be important in helping bring these Zionazis to justice.

[failnation]

[exxos-von-steamboldt]

[delicatefury]

I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.

And there are so many articles and videos and discussions. Like, the scientific community is buzzing about this.

So much research will have to be redone because the data was absolutely compromised, off by orders of magnitude, by using standard lab gloves.

The world is probably not horrifically contaminated by microplastics. Sterile laboratories, however, are contaminated by latex and nitrile gloves.

Thank God someone bothered to check.

[beardedmrbean]

>I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.

Sources beyond dude just trust me, for the skeptics.

Scientists shocked to find lab gloves may be skewing microplastics data

Scientists may have been unknowingly inflating microplastics pollution estimates, and the surprising source could be their own lab gloves. A

https://www.technologynetworks.com/applied-sciences/news/scientists-lab-gloves-may-be-causing-an-overestimation-of-microplastics-411138

Nitrile and latex gloves may cause overestimation of microplastics, U-M study reveals

Nitrile and latex gloves that scientists wear while they are measuring microplastics may lead to a potential overestimation of the tiny poll

Nitrile and latex gloves may cause overestimation of microplastics - Phys.org (it’s a pdf)

An Embarrassing Mistake May Have Skewed Microplastics Research All Along

Researchers discovered a standard piece of lab equipment has added thousands of microplastic ‘false positives’ per each square-millimeter un

Ordinary Lab Gloves May Have Skewed Microplastic Data

Ordinary Lab Gloves May Have Skewed Microplastic Data: That doesn’t mean microplastics aren’t a problem, though

That should be enough

[captain-price-returns]

Weird how so many countries elected extreme far right leaders and simultaneously all of those countries with said far right leaders are experiencing historic economic collapse.

[captain-price-returns]

Yen Hits Four-Decade Low in Historic Slide That’s Rattled Japan

The yen slid to its weakest level against the dollar since 1986, a milestone that will generate unease in Japan and put traders on high aler

81 percent of young Americans say economic conditions are bad or terrible: Survey

A recent survey by Generation Lab found that more than 8 in 10 young adults rate economic conditions in the U.S. as either bad or terrible.

Argentine Economy Contracted in April as Uneven Growth Persists

Argentina’s economy contracted in April after a short-lived rebound the previous month, underscoring a trend of uneven growth more than half

[haydenthewitch]

my favorite thing about the "guy fieari doesn't swallow" controversy is that in every video i've seen on it there's someone in the comments going "actualy we were featured in diners drive in and dive episode 342 and he came to our restaurant and he definitely ate our food on and off camera like he cleared the plate and he's a really chill dude actualy" and it's like. does guy fieari know that he has a loyal army across America defending him AS WE SPEAK against the stupidest conspiracy theory i've ever heard of

[foodnetwork-fandom]

guy fieri doesn’t what now?

[depsidase]

[socialistfremenist]

[depsidase]

[only-tiktoks]

[britney-j-christ]

[softservecanine]

You’re completely correct. Out of my way, able-bodied losers. Fuck you.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[tamamita]

Strait closed again because the Israelis are way too genocidal and can't stop murdering people

[tamamita]