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uuuuuuuuh my bad

[mentallyconfusedmodpone]

This account isn’t used anymore and hasnt been for years, you’re probably looking for @you-left-the-coven-on or @peterparkourbaby

[misfit-toy-haven]

For anyone who hasn't heard, this is what's going on in the U.S. right now

[everythingstarstuff]

[lost-carcosa]

Oh look, it’s campus-police officer Lt. John Pike who pepper-sprayed peaceful protesters at University of California Davis.

And UCD reportedly payed $175,000 for this image to not appear when you search it on google:

[ladychurch-deactivated20200811]

Darn shame if this circulated…

[butterflypeaflowertea]

as of today (may 15th), it seems that oluwatoyin salau, a 19 year old black activist from tallahassee, florida, has been confirmed dead after she went missing a few days ago (another link), right after she tweeted abt being sexually assaulted. may she rest in peace and in power.

[butterflypeaflowertea]

[sparklingnightmv]

there is a relief fund for her family, with her brother being the beneficiary.

[butterflypeaflowertea]

thank you! and i meant june 15th in the original post, not may! apologies for the typo.

[sheabutterbitch]

Do not donate to the GoFundMe with her brother being the beneficiary. She was actively on the run from her abusive family at the time of her murder. They beat her.

[followsthesparks]

do not ignore this

our momentum is slowing down. we can’t let our dashes go back to normal when the world is not normal. so, if you are reading this, you are ~legally~ obligated to choose 2 numbers below; you must complete the task of those two numbers today. don’t pretend you didn’t see this. either do them right now or set a reminder to get it done before the sun goes down. the timer starts now. choose two. 

sign some petitions. LINK HERE. if change.org hasn’t accused you of being a bot yet, you haven’t signed enough. 

watch these youtube videos. LINK HERE. do not skip the ads. this is a way to help raise money without having to donate any.

sign up to get daily actions. LINK HERE. after filling out the form, you will receive texts Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays telling you what action to take. 

text or call for any of these victims. LINK HERE. this website is extremely helpful, well organized, and practically does all of the work for you.

donate some money. LINK HERE. if you have any more money to spare, please donate it to one of these funds.

follow every single one of these organizations on social media: blcklivesmatter, colorofchange, reclaimtheblock, showingupforracialjustice, and civilrightsorg

post these important sources to your social media. LINK HERE. you have no idea who it might help. 

read this article and forward it to at least one person. LINK HERE. 

watch this video explaining the racial wealth gap. LINK HERE. it’s really informative and only about 15 minutes long. 

do some reading. LINK HERE. this link has a ton of great resources to educate yourself. read at least one. 

[llatimeria]

Please buy this game bundle. It’s $5 (or more if you want) for literally 700 video games, tabletop games, not to mention game engines and assets. All proceeds are going to the NAACP and Community Bail Fund, split 50/50.

Night in the Woods and Oneshot are both in it, not to mention literally hundreds of other cool indie games I haven’t played yet that look really cool and promising. 

Also I’d like to reiterate it is $5 minimum for over $3,400 worth of content, which is just fucking insane.

[becauseofkanye]

this is the link to sign the hands up act. it would punish police for shooting unarmed citizens. please sign and share it. being black shouldn’t be a crime in america.

[doomhope]

hey y’all, atlanta protestors have been arrested en masse and they really need funds right now. please donate if you can. link goes to their bail fund on the action network. 

[rinkitay]

PASSIVELY DONATE THRU YOUTUBE VIDEOS

here’s a small list of videos you can watch and passively donate to different funds that are a part of the black lives matter movement. if you are interested in donating as well, i’ve linked most of the funds and organizations the youtubers are donating too. please do not skip the ads!!

I FOLLOWED A PROFESSIONAL MAKEUP ARTIST’S TUTORIAL: to the Black Visions Collective (x)

80p makeup... but what’s the catch? TESTING SHOP MISS A! First impressions and WEAR TEST!: to the George Floyd memorial fund (x)

In-N-Out Mukbang: to the Minnesota Freedom Fund (x)

how to help BLM with NO MONEY/leaving your house: to protestor bail funds of different states

I Got Drunk And Gave Relationship Advice! The ULTIMATE guide to BOYS & GIRLS!!: to the George Floyd fund and other racial equality charities (x)

Baby Products I Regret Buying: to the George Floyd memorial fund (x) and National Bail Out (x)

MY #1 PRODUCT FROM 10 DRUGSTORE BRANDS: the Black Visions Collective (x)

BIG LOUIS VUITTON HAUL | SS 2020 ESCALE + MORE | hollyannaeree: to the George Floyd memorial fund (x) and Campaign Zero (x)

WANT TO DONATE TO BLACK LIVES MATTER BUT HAVE NO MONEY? WATCH THIS VIDEO: to the Black Lives Matter organization (x)

Watch To Donate For FREE: Black Lives Matter: to Campaign Zero (x), NAACP (x), Black Lives Matter (x), Unicorn Riot (x), Comminuties United Against Police Brutality (x), ACLU (x), Color of Change (x), Equal Justice Initiative (x), Reclaim the Block (x), National Bail Out Fund (x)

Huge Prettylittlething & Missguided TRY ON Haul NEW IN... MAJOR Retail Therapy!!: to the George Floyd fund (x) and others

MAY FAVORITES & BOOKS I’VE READ THIS MONTH | I Covet Thee: to The Bail Project (x)

Quarantine Graduation Cap Cake for Class of 2020 | How to Cake It with Yolanda Gampp: to an unspecified organization dedicated towards the education for black students

AMSR Putting Fenty Makeup on Rihanna (Paper Makeover): to the Black Visions Collective (x) and Support the Cities (x)

DECLUTTER, DIY & DECORATE #WITHME Little Girl’s Boho Room Transformation UNDER $100!!!: to the George Floyd memorial fund (x)

TikTokers SPEAKING OUT About RACISM & BLACK LIVES MATTER (Ft. Charli D’amelio, Dixie D’amelio): to the Black Lives Matter foundation (x)

Let’s Talk About It: Racism & Social Injustice: to the Black Lives Matter foundation (x)

“but i’m not racist?”: to the Minnesota Freedom Fund (x)

regarding everything that’s happening: to the George Floyd memorial fund (x), Minnesota Freedom Fund (x), Los Angeles bail relief fund (x), Atlanta bail relief fund (x), Chicago Freedom School (x), People’s Breakfast Oakland (x), Black Queer/Trans operated fund in MN (x)

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

@ EU anon this helps immensely regardless of if you’re eligible to sign petitions or not

[thepunchingbag]

All I want is the Shaun who gets raised by the Sole Survivor to be a sarcastic, dirt-caked sonovabitch who has a massive collection of pre-war junk and he occasionally works as a tech scavenger who rummages around dangerous areas with his trusty laser rifle. 

I want an AU where Father meets Wastelander!Shaun and Father clutches his pearls while Shaun dismantles an Institute computer and is like “Bro, do you even KNOW how many turrets I can make outta this?? fucccckkk this is some premium shit right here" while throwing everything into his grubby backpack

[editsteven]

steven universe lockscreens

[sairenji]

[anthracoceros]

some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

[daglout]

some of yall never have to deal with the constant doubt in your own ability to be loved to the point where you get second hand embarrassment at the idea of someone being in love with you and finding you attractive because you’ve been diagnosed with ugly and cringy your whole life and it really shows

[ardate]

some of yall never had to deal with seeing bullies come up to you to say “(Name) wanna ask you out” as a joke to humiliate their friend because nothing was as embarrassing and disgusting than imagining going out with you and it really shows

[robotmango]

it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, “i’m gonna go for a bike ride.” and i was like “why. no. why. don’t put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey. don’t do it.” so he says he doesn’t want to “hide in the house” because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. “the sun is shining” does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning

[awed-frog]

@robotmango, you need to work for the weather forecast - this was both hilarious and so vivid it made me stand up and get some iced tea.

[robotmango]

this is a great idea, thank you. here goes. my audition tape for the weather channel. dearly beloved. we are gathered here today to have a fucking funeral for the outdoors. it had a good run, with all its creeks and clouds and shit. pretty great. now it’s ten-thirty at night but still ninety-two asshole-sweating degrees and humid as fuck. everything is hot and slimy, like being a “borrower” that got trapped inside a bottle of shampoo and then accidentally microwaved. you can see on my doppler radar that nothing is moving around out there because everything is probably dead. the only alive thing is the mosquito currently trying to drill a hole in my leg. no surprise that all the shitbag mosquitos are fine, since the thermostat of hell is always at the devil’s preferred temperature. this forecast has gotten away from me a little, but in conclusion fuck the sun

[scarylullabies]

I think I’ve reblogged this before, but “the thermostat of hell is always at the devil’s preferred temperature” is fucking poetry

[piranesiandtheother-deactivated]

ninety nine???? thats IT????????? buddy here in the 7th circle of h*ck, California, we get up to at LEAST 110 degrees every single gosh darned summer.  the bugs seek revenge.  the sun wreaks havoc on the mere mortals it surveys.   every plant has turned brown in its thirst for water.  the very air itself has been sucked dry of every drip of moisture it ever had.  

ninety nine degrees.  you weak fool.

[robotmango]

well since you asked so politely, let’s talk about something very important vis a vis weather-hotness that you clearly ain’t ever heard of, called

humidity

oh alas, you say. oh papa, whatever shall i do, it is ever so hotte and drye in california. the very air hath been sucked of all its moisturey droplets and whatnot.* one hundredy and tennith desiccated degrees!

*(yo, drought is serious. i am pretty obviously not making fun of that.)

alright. let’s check it out. here’s a random california city, right about now:

thirty-two percent. and here’s a random mid-atlantic city located somewhere in the wet fleshy crease behind a demon’s knee*:

*(confession: i do not live in dc, but several years ago i spent three weeks steaming like a tinned ham in arlington in august. none of the pants i took with me could ever keep a crease again.)

huh! funny thing! “see, dc’s actually seven degrees COOLER,” you say, because you’ve obviously never gone outside and taken a deep lungful of wet sock trash air in your life. and now for added bliss, here’s what early wednesday morning’s gonna be like for these poor clowns:

that’s right! eighty-two percent humidity! the point at which showers no longer matter, because you’re all caught in God’s grease trap! just stressed human eels miserably slip slidin’ their way through a damp melty bathwater-flavored hellscape that feels like it’s actively sous viding their top layer of skin! a hundred thousand people packed into public transit breathing air that feels like deepthroating swamp thing! and you wanna talk to me about fuckin california!

[cue science voice]: human bodies cool through evaporation, a process by which the body sweats and sweet invisible angels towel us off, whisking away our unwanted moisture into the air and literally chilling us out. (it’s also why air conditioned air feels so fucking deliciously refreshing: it’s not just being cooled, it’s being conditioned, aka, dehumidified. it’s cool dry air.) but. if the air is already made out of fucking chowder and can’t absorb shit then guess what the fuck our bodies can’t do.

so is this weak fool gonna remain indoors and hydrated through this only medium-hot but fuckoff-humid season? you bet your dried out ass.

[fierceawakening]

“wet sock trash air” is exactly it

[niuniente]

Last year we had 36C/97F with 97%(!) humidity - during night 26-28C / 79-82F with same humidity- for 3 months. 

In Finland. 

In a country where a fucking Arctic Circle runs through. A country next to Arctic Ocean and our neighbor is The North Pole. In a country where houses are built to stay warm no matter what. In a country where no one own ACs, ceiling fans or pools. 

In a country, where humidity is always high (Like now, it is 20C/68F with 50% humidity).

I’m tired of people living in places with high temperature with low humidity, where houses are built with cooling equipment and with no insulation to laugh at us.  

It took me 3 months to recover back to normal health from the last summer’s shit. 

[delicateinnocentrottenporcelain]

Okay so because of this

I HAVE to post this

[delicateinnocentrottenporcelain]

Please SPREAD IMMEDIATELY

[secondhandmaus]

So I have dry socket and an infection in the left half of my face. I am swollen and in severe agony. Please dont let this deter you from commissioning me! You dont pay me until I finish the piece! I’m currently 12$ in debt after picking up another script for painkillers. So I could really use any and all work!

[secondhandmaus]

I actually have 3 dry sockets and I’m trying to see if my regular dentist can stuff them with special stuff used for dry socket because the oral surgeon I saw is the only person to take adult Medicaid in a 6 hour radius. I can see my face bones. I currently can not and my mother will not let me work. I want to. Trust me. But I have an infection and dry socket and the less I do, no matter how low impact, the better apparently.

I’m on a fully liquid diet and I am also a type 2 diabetic so all I’ve been able to find are Atkins shakes (6$ for 4 shakes) and carb smart yoghurt 1$ a bottle (10oz) they range between 1g and 4g of sugar.

I could really use the cash to buy more. Idk how much I need because idk how long the liquid diet will last (seeing as I can barely open my mouth and have no way to the dentist or oral surgeon until Tuesday or Saturday of next week I’d say I’m a little fucked.)

I’ve been doing everything the last 3 days for dry socket and infection, salt water rinses, everything the sheet I got from the dentist says, and there’s been no progress. No clotting. Just more exposed bone.

I have PayPal and venmo and could seriously use some help.

Today is May 17th 2019.

https://www.paypal.me/MBuddle

[secondhandmaus]

If I can get 30 bucks that would be beyond helpful tbh

[secondhandmaus]

After buying shakes I have no more money left in my account. I’m working on getting a quick walk in at the dentist. That’s 10$. And a new script for pain meds is 8$ and they’ll probably pack the sockets and give me the medicine they use so that’s between 8 and 20$

I need to make/get at least 40$ and I should be good until I’m fully healed! Please keep reblogging if you can. I really appreciate it.

[secondhandmaus]

15/40

[secondhandmaus]

I have an appointment on Thursday may 23rd at around 6.30pm. I still only have 15/40USD

[secondhandmaus]

Please help if you can. It’s may 23rd 2019 and I still need 25$

[secondhandmaus]

I saw my dentist. Almost everyone at the practice is convinced I have a bone spur. He isnt able to cut the gums and remove it because they dont have the proper sedation or something.

This means I have to schedule an appointment with my oral surgeon to have the socket cut open and looked at since bone spurs do not show up on xrays. This is one of my worst nightmares. I need 25$ to see the oral surgeon because my insurance wont cover the full grand for any type of extraction.

I now need 50USD as soon as possible. Today is may 25th and I’m begging anyone for help. I’m scared. I’m in agony. I’m so tired. Please reblog this.

[secondhandmaus]

According to the oral surgeons office it will cost me over 300 to have this surgery. My extractions were my full coverage plus 50 (1550). My insurance for a year is 1500 for dental or something. It rolls over in July to 1500 instead of in January I basically blacked out when being told. My dentist office called me today my actual dentist on his day off called me. Not only did my great aunt die today my last caring family member but now I have to deal with this pain and a near liquid diet until July. If anyone wanted to help it would more than likely go towards mashed potato mixes, diabetic friendly juice and waters, and Atkins shakes so I get the calories I need.

I have 105/300 I would need (my dentist thought it wouldnt be more than 50 because of my care credit or whatever but God I’m sobbing). I’ll also be without vicodin until July. So obviously if I can buy it from friends I will and I’ll obviously need cash to do that. Like I’m not gonna lie if I could find some rando to do it who knew what they were doing I would. Today is May 26th 2019.

[secondhandmaus]

I have 222/300 I need. I’m out of painkillers and I’m looking for someone who has some who lives nearby and I have to help with the 100$ urn for my great aunt and the 100$ over for the cremation (insurance only covers 1500 and it’s 1608.74). My great aunt passed on the 26th of May 2019 and I’m just…. sick. When it rains it pours so badly that you drown apparently.

[secondhandmaus]

After funeral costs and urn purchasings I have 55/300 i need for my dental surgery

[secondhandmaus]

Today is May 30th 2019 and I have 65/300

[secondhandmaus]

95/300

[secondhandmaus]

Please reblog. It’s June 2nd and I still only have 95/300

[secondhandmaus]

110/300 as of June 4th

[secondhandmaus]

Please help. Please I’m sobbing I’m in so much pain and we have to fight the state to get my great aunts ashes because we cant pay 1500. I need my wisdom tooth sockets stitched and fixed please help. Please please please.

[secondhandmaus]

161/1000

[secondhandmaus]

171/1000

[secondhandmaus]

I have until July 17th to make the 700$ for my great aunts cremation costs and the 129$ for my oral surgeon needs to be made asap. Please consider reblogging this thank you

[secondhandmaus]

HELP AN NB BISEXUAL OUT THIS PRIDE MONTH PLS MY FAMILY CANT AFFORD ANOTHER LOAN SO ANYTHING HELPS

[secondhandmaus]

I have 186/1000 I need!

[secondhandmaus]

Please help. Please, anyone. Please reblog this. Please. I want to curl up and die from the pain and I dont have the insurance to get it covered. I dont want my family to be more in debt with my aunts cremation. She was burned in a fucking cardboard box for fucks sake and it was still 1500. Please. I’m tired and scared for myself and my family.

[secondhandmaus]

201/1000

[secondhandmaus]

My mother is telling me to focus on getting to the oral surgeon asap. I need 93USD to book an appointment and be able to cover just the initial look and hopefully the removal of a piece of bone that is latched to my gums and stopping the healing. Please, if you can help this queer poor as fuck disabled young adult it would mean everything

[secondhandmaus]

I have 213USD/300USD I need. Please I’m begging yall to reblog this.

[secondhandmaus]

It is June 17th 2019 and I have 219/300USD

[askthedevilswing]

“How can I be on model when I’m alive?”

[yabasha]

this is really damn great, i love this! also, real talk, my favourite detail is his tail, and the fact that it keeps flicking back and forth, more and more, as his anxiety and anger build up. well done OP, well done <3