Meowsers Castle

23 | Canada | Just Getting By | (Formerly ithinkineedthedoctor)

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts

[legovasavouchi]

Okay so I went to the source article and here’s the paragraph where the guy tells his secret:

First, there was their daily diet: on top of dry commercial cat food, a home-cooked breakfast of eggs, turkey bacon, broccoli, coffee with cream, and—every two days—about an eyedropper full of red wine to “circulate the arteries.” Then there was his effort to ensure the cats were sufficiently stimulated: a garage he’d converted into a home movie theater, with a working reel-to-reel projector and actual movie theater seats, where Perry screens nature documentaries exclusively for the cats (with previews, he added). Last, and perhaps most important, he swore that love and close, personal relationships helped his cats live longer. Perry adored his cats so much, he remembered each of their birthdays.

[matafari]

[dumpytits]

#i’ve reblogged this like twice#and i think some people are reblogging this as a joke#but bless this man and what he stands for

[femmedilemma]

how is this funny to anyone.

Those people obviously don’t realize the extremely high kill rate for cats at shelters, not to mention that people literally dump indoor cats outside when they don’t want them anymore, and indoor cats often die due to starvation/predators (duh they have no survival skills).  

Also - I might also be crying.

[drunkvanity-deactivated20161113]

Jackson Galaxy is awesome. His story is is that he used to be a drug addict, and that while he was in the beginning of his recovery he saved a stray cat and nursed it back to life, and in return the cat essentially did the same for him, and ever since then, he’s taught himself everything there is to know about cats and their behavior. Cats saved his life, so he’s saving cats lives. He’s awesome.

[fenharellan13]

His show has taught me more about how to take care of a cat than I learned from growing up with one.

[iron-sunrise]

Jackson Galaxy is the patron fucking saint of cats and I swear to god I will fight anybody coming for him. You will catch these hands.

[writing-prompt-s]

The zombie outbreak started 2 years ago now you find yourself cornered by a decaying zombie when you do the unthinkable and bite it first when it falls to the floor and grows its skin back and sits up and asks what is going on

[writerlymagic]

This may be the best subversive idea for zombie apocalypse stories i think I’ve ever seen.

[xxbluandorangexx]

“How the fuck did you know that would work?”

“I didn’t, dude, I just fucking panicked.” 

[factsinallcaps]

CATS HAVE LIMITED OBJECT PERMANENCE AND DON’T ALWAYS UNDERSTAND THAT TWO DIFFERENT DOORS CAN LEAD TO THE SAME ROOM

[factsinallcaps]

thankyouforyourcooperation:

#SO IS THIS WHY MY CATS ASK TO BE LET IN BECAUSE IT’S RAINING #AND THEN IMMEDIATELY GO TO THE OTHER DOOR AND ASK TO BE LET OUT AGAIN? 

YUP, THAT’S WHY. CATS ARE BIG DUMMIES AND OFTEN SEE NO REASON WHY TWO DIFFERENT DOORS SHOULD LEAD TO THE SAME PLACE, SO THEY FIGURE THEY’LL CHECK IF IT’S ALSO RAINING IN THE OTHER OUTSIDE BEHIND THE OTHER DOOR. 

WHEN THE PROPRIETOR OF THIS BLOG WAS A CHILD, THE KITCHEN LED INTO THE DINING ROOM, WHICH LED INTO THE LIVING ROOM, WHICH LEAD INTO THE FRONT HALLWAY, WHICH LED BACK INTO THE KITCHEN, SO WHEN THE CATS WERE HUNGRY, THEY WOULD CHECK THEIR BOWLS, SEE THAT THEY WERE EMPTY, AND WALK ALL THE WAY AROUND THE HOUSE TO SEE IF THE OTHER BOWLS IN THE OTHER KITCHEN WERE ALSO EMPTY.

[doomy]

why is everyone screaming

[factsinallcaps]

FOR AN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION, I ADVISE YOU TO LOOK AT THE TITLE OF THIS BLOG. 

[girls-to-avoid]

everyone always talks about the wendys twitter, but

let’s talk about moonpie’s twitter

[helthehatter]

Moon pie is so nice and responsible

[girls-to-avoid]

He’s a very good boy

[queen-of-dirt]

Ohhh my God

[midaete]

It’s Tom Holland I’m dead

[upallnightogetloki]

I really wanna see him do ballet in the spider suit now

[randomthingsthatilike1]

ZENDAYA’S F A C E

[taikaze]

PEOPLE THAT CAN DO FOUETTES WITHOUT POINTE SHOES SCARE ME OK

[gallusrostromegalus]

So becuase I’m living in an appartment building and have no yard into which I may release Charlie when his little doggy bladder fills up, I end up walking him at strange hours of the night in all manner of weather, becuase I love him.

So tonight it’s single-digits and snowing, and while we’re walking back, I see a big gray tabby curled up with it’s back to us on the porch of one of the houses that’s not yet occupied.  It doesn’t look up at us when we pass by, or when charlie doubles back and starts climbing the stairs to sniff it.

Understandably worried that someone’s pet is lose or that one of the ferals is goign to be a kitty popsicle, I hurry home, collect the cat carrier and go back to the porch to bring kitty in from the cold.  Since I will probably need both hands to carry it back and there’s enough ambient light, I don’t take a flashlight.

Kitty must be very asleep becuase it doesn’t look up when I put the crate down, or when I walk up to it, but the *second* I touch just one of its little kitty fluffs, It’s head pops up with the loudest, deepest “brrp?” cat start-up noise ever.

…and I realize by the large tufted ears and buff shoulder muscles that the thing I am attempting to pick up is not an unusually large tabby.  

It’s the fucking Bobcat.

Fortunately, instead of maiming me, like my idiot ass deserves, it lets out a demonic YEEEAAUGH and flings itself off the porch, fleeing into the night, and I sit there waiting for my heart to start beating again, presumably to tell it’s bobcat buddies all about it’s attempted alien abduction.

So how is everyone else’s night going?

[boredpanda]

Rare Kitten Born With ‘Two Faces’ Grows Up Into The Most Beautiful Cat Ever

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

MEW FACE <3

[ak-draws]

*high-pitched screaming* aaAAAARTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

[old-songs]

me

[ulibeanzz]

every now and my cat does something very human like and i get very nervous and ask him “are you a person trapped in a cat’s body. or did you choose this body” very seriously to see if this time he will communicate with me and he always kinda looks to the side and then does what i imagine to be a person doing a bad impression of a cat and it makes me so nervous cuz  i do way too much weird shit around my cat for him to actually be a dude pretending to be a cat

[tiredragedemon]

When I was about ten or so I was very suspicious of our cat. He was the biggest cat I’d ever seen (Maine Coon) and he was way too smart and patient to be a real cat. I’m talking would come and pet my hair when I was crying. When he had a hairball he would run into the kitchen so he could throw up on the linoleum instead of the carpet.Hunting robins was too pedestrian for him. He’d bring home magpies and blue jays. He let my baby brother pull on his tail, chew his ear, roll over him, on a regular basis. He was nothing like any other cat I’ve met. So one day I asked him if he was secretly a wizard. I shit you not, he looked at me, winked, and looked away. We adopted him as an lived at least nineteen years, possibly more. I’m still not entirely convinced he was just a cat.

[meowserscastle]

I love the idea of cats not just being cats

[coochiecloutie]

[maryefimovaone]

[ape-of-naples]

#freshly peeled sheeps

[mage-pie]

reblogging solely for that deeply unnerving caption

[jitterbugjive]

@theosartisticthematics

[doctorsiggy]

FRESHLY PEELED SHEEPS

[maddeningmagic106]

Fuck this. Does everyone just not see the blood scrapes on some of their backs and faces???!!! Anyone, seriously, correct me if I’m wrong because this is making me upset af

[rynofslytherin-deactivated20211]

Domesticated sheep need to be sheared because they don’t shed their coats on their own and it can be bad for their health if it gets too big.

Also, it looks considering how close they cut that it went fairly well. I see like 2 nicks maybe, but with the photo it’s hard to tell. I mean, unfortunately, you’re going to nick a few animals because they don’t understand the order of “stand still” very well. 

[uleanblue-deactivated20190205]

Sheep can die from heat exhaustion if they aren’t sheared. 

Also, their skin secretes lanolin, which quickly soothes and heals any nicks they get during shearing. 

[miquerida]

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps

[trashytoclassy-deactivated20231]

Please peel your sheeps

[weavemama]

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

[trip-usingizi-rp-blog]

This shit is wild.

[goodshinyhunter]

There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can.

After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation.

Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning.

Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically.

How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it.

You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure.

[galaxy-manticore]

Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.

[magic-owl]

I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case

[shit-editor]

Take a break from the humor for just a second and read this.

[thewickedwilds]

Sorry, what year is this again??

[poesss]

[caturday]

[unshaped]

wasn’t expecting this

[ghostgloom-blog]

but arent you glad it hapened

[lokiarrty]

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

[finafffff-deactivated20140824]

floomph

[cocoichibanya-deactivated201708]

oh my god

[whores-deactivated20150225]

oh my god

[swevani-deactivated20170107]

im not a christian but at this point i want jesus christ himself to descend from the afterlife to take the microphone out of trump’s hands and say “are yall fuckin serious”

[the-irish-mayhem]

Imagine how much Trump would hate that, having a Middle Eastern man interrupt him.

[elisamaza]

a middle eastern jewish man

[lainathewitch]

A middle eastern jewish man born in Palestine who gave away free healthcare and chased capitalists with a whip.

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s almost as if Hugh Hefner was projecting a force-field that protected creepy famous men, and with his death they were suddenly exposed.