DYKE TO BEWARE OF

MARRIED DYKE ; FAT ASS

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

God should let me drink 7 coffees a day without repercussies

[sheprd]

i made this shy little beast. it took me all week. i HATE hand sewing. fuck it all. but well look at my animal

[fujikosouvenir]

アトランティス Atlantis, illustration by Tomi Hoshikawa (early 80s)

[meple-leef]

when can we get this version of the odyssey

[bigsadbison]

summer is so great because there are angels with fat asses out there who wear those shorts with a lil bit of cheek comin out. god I'm already getting lightheaded

[soup-mother]

"useless lesbians who won't communicate"

> look inside

> girls scared of being rejected by the one they love

[faemorrigan]

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

[faemorrigan]

"this story is misogynistic!!"

>looks inside

>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have won a lifetime supply of this

How do you feel?

good!

I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH

im drowning in my supply help

Eh it's okay

BAD. VERY BAD

results/other

Voting ended onJul 15

you would receive the supply once a month

the brand/type will vary so you could

you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Reblog this photo of a käpylehmä to have a käpylehmä in your blog

It's a trick! If you reblog you get TWO käpylehmäs in your blog!

[libraford]

Not to oversimplify a complex issue, but i think we could reduce the number of deadly car crashes by increasing wages and having shorter work weeks.

[hagiomoto]

OCism is also killing good writings. Because writers are creating characters first before having themes and goals. That's why your story sucked.

You have a character sheet and all sorts of details but you can't write a plot to save your life. Your pacing is dogshit.

[hagiomoto]

Yes, it's true, I'm personally putting your OCs into my lava pits. Sorry, they're dead now. There's nothing you can do.

[acegender]

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[dominiqueramseyart]

Being so obsessed with a character IP that you make an OC out of them.

[meple-leef]

lrt i will NEVER read brando sando i do not care what ANYONE says, i know the mormonism is baked into that shit. the second i heard 'men and women have different roles' i knew it was mormon garbo the entire way thru!!!

[ashlgcostumes]

I pull up my slide show. The first slide says “I do not want to financially support the Church of the Latter Day Saints in any way”. There are murmurs of agreement and approval from the room

Next slide. “Brandon Sanderson is a member of the LDS”. The muttering has changed tone

“It’s not a very big amount of money though.” Someone in the audience pipes up. “His cut is only a small fraction of the cost of the book, and then-“ my next slide shows an income breakdown, it is titled ‘a small fraction of $10,000,000 is still a big number’

I’m sweating. The following slides explain tithing rules. The vibe of the room has shifted. I start to doubt I’m getting out of here alive

[fuckblast]

[ozempicofficial]

[6balls]

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

[6balls]

stop reblogging this post OP has a foot fetish

[wizzard890]

I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.