It's Showtime

Memorable lines heard and seen in forgettable and unforgettable films.

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Robert: What are you doing? Get the fuck outta my car. I can't even believe you'd think that would be an option.

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Matheson: Say, now... Ay, the food's still warm.

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Robert: You assholes do exactly as I say or I will take you outside and fuck you in the street.

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Lucius Fox: Let me get this straight: You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands. And your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck.

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Jim Hawkins: If I'm not there in five minutes, leave without me.  B.E.N.: I am not leaving my buddy Jimmy!  (Death Glare)  B.E.N.: ... Unless he looks at me like that. Bye, Jim!

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Deb: Yay!  Bloat: Ha, ha, ha, ha!  Gill: We did it!  [pause]  Bloat: Now what? 

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Matilda: Where are the children's books, please? Mrs. Phelps: In that room, right over there. Would you like me to pick you out one with lots of pictures in it? Matilda: No, thank you. I'm sure I can manage.

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Trunchbull: Much too good for children.

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Jonathan: Can you see...? O'Connell: Yeah. Jonathan: Can you believe...? O'Connell: Yeah. Jonathan: Can we just...? O'Connell: No.

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Miguel: Any... regrets?  Tulio: You mean besides dying? Yeah. I never... had enough... gold.  Miguel: My regret, besides dying is... our greatest adventure is over before it began, and no one will even remember us.  Tulio: Well, if it's any consolation, Miguel, you... made my life... an adventure.  Miguel: And if it's any consolation, Tulio, you made my life... rich. 

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Johnny English: My God, what have they done to you?  Elderly Man: They've taken some of my blood.  Johnny English: Bastards.

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Johnny English: Do you or do you not have tattooed on your bottom the words "Jesus is coming, look busy"?  Archbishop of Canterbury: Are you insane?  Johnny English: Well, let's find out, shall we? 

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Elliot Moore [to house plant]: Hello. My name is Elliot Moore. I'm just going to talk in a very positive manner, giving off good vibes. We're just here to use the bathroom, and we're just going to leave. I hope that's okay.  [Elliot touches leaf]  Elliot Moore: Plastic. I'm talking to a plastic plant. I'm still doing it.

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Versace Salesman: Let's start with you, shall we? You've got the mochachino face, beautiful skin, and the big broad shoulders, OK? Let's put a dead animal on you. Croc-skin... buttercream... buttercream... croc-skin... buttercream... What size is the waist? Let's go in!

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Llewelyn Moss: If I don’t come back, tell mother I love her.  Carla Jean Moss: Your mother’s dead, Llewelyn.  Llewelyn Moss: Well then I’ll tell her myself.