The Hoard

Andrew (host) | He/him | writer | dragon therian

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Bodily adult

Diagnosed OSDD system

University student

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System blog: @eachrequiringautonomy

[ratsquinks]

the rat play area has moved! miso knows less than usual

[fallout-lou-begas]

wordle in 1: joyless. it is statistically inevitable that your go-to starting word will be the solution one day, and this is no more of an accomplishment than running a random number generator once a day until it gives you "1"

wordle in 2: misleading. you may think that this is the highest achievement, but it suffers from the same disappointment of a lucky guess that wordle in 1 causes. your second guess is a strategic choice, but ending the game this early just isn't interesting

wordle in 3: the peak. your starting word gave you some information and then your second guess contextualized that information into a solvable position. your sharp intuition and restraint is what truly separates you as above average.

wordle in 4: statistically average, par for the course, the baseline against which all other wordles are compared.

wordle in 5: you're sweating. you made a mistake at some point, or your starting word was effectively useless, and it took an extra guess above average to close things out. wordle in 5 comes as a relief.

wordle in 6: crushing humiliation. you have technically succeeded but at what cost. your thirty square grid will stare back at you like barrels of a firing squad. a failure in all but name.

wordle failure: never your fault. what kind of stupid word even was that like come on

[kaydragons]

Little green dragon

[goatstrogen]

GIRLS THAT'S FUCKING TERRIFYING,, PLEASE FACTORY RESET YOUR PHONES GET NEW ONES IF YOU HAVE TO GET AN INDEPENDENT SIM card WHAT IS HAPPENING

I'M BEGGING YOU

THEY CANT DO THIS TO YOU PLEASE

[lady-viccy]

that is stalking

[the-kill-all-tmes-lady]

its stalking when it happens to children also btw

[fatherofallfrankfurters]

boiling me in oil

[fatherofallfrankfurters]

COUGH COUFH COUGH...

wheeeze

[kaydragons]

Dragon sketches. I’m going dragon mode

[kaydragons]

Sleepy dragon

working from a prompt list for smaugust by alliebriggsart on bsky!

[just-in-cays]

buttmogged zoomers support group

[shortcircuit908]

victims of buttmogging memorial foundation

[ashleyjizzdale3]

[opiates]

STOP DRAWING FALIN SKINNY

[dragongirlsweetie]

girls liketo think about girls turning into dragons and becoming smooth and scaley and growing a big floppy lizard tail and the cutest snout in the world and sourrounding herself in soft blankets against her scales and feeling so so so happy

[guooey]

One of the most important things I have learned today..

[deeisace]

He really actually did

THE NAMES OF ALL MANNER OF HOUNDS: A UNIQUE INVENTORY IN A FIFTEENTH-CENTURY MANUSCRIPT

The Names of All Manner of Hounds is a unique list of 1065 names for hunting dogs (running hounds, terriers and greyhounds) found in a fifte

[captainstoril]

the plight of the postmodern succubus by grindagoat

[haaarpb]

[mtfoss]

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

[luxwing]

Lemme get a little sippy

[bisexualadamparrish]

saw this post & blacked out for 30 minutes & came back to awareness having had created this. the creative urge overtook me.

[dragongirlsweetie]

*sitting on the ground facing the corner clutching my knees slowly rocking back and forth holding back tears mumbling softly to myself* tranny world is going to fucking win. tranny world is going to fucking win. tranny world is going to fucking win. t