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[swarnpert]

youtube to mp3 converters have done more for this country than the military ever will

[fozzie]

anyone remember that weirdly accurate color oracle test that somehow knew you as if it had been your therapist for the past 5 years

[chaoticskyy]

https://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf

This one?

The Color Oracle

What are you dealing with right now? This free online color test will reveal more about your current disposition.

[merry-uwu]

“your sense of self-esteem is fragile.“  *Goes on to tell me everything that's wrong with me*

[pukicho]

[vintage-theater-kid]

My friends entire Snapchat story right now is just videos of me trying to drink pop and eat pumpkin bread.

[merry-uwu]

Did you just say pop instead of soda… 

[vintage-theater-kid]

I live in the Midwest leave me alone.

[merry-uwu]

As someone who lives in the Northeast, I am utterly disgusted. 

[vintage-theater-kid]

My friends entire Snapchat story right now is just videos of me trying to drink pop and eat pumpkin bread.

[merry-uwu]

Did you just say pop instead of soda... 

[everythingfox]

What did she do to be in that position?

[muma-kitty]

[sinusoidalgyroid]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Springtime is basically one big plant orgy.

[freesmooches]

“Did I just come up with that idea or is it something I saw on tumblr once?” Ft. a desperate google search

[just-shower-thoughts]

You don’t actually wash your hands, they wash each other while you stand there like a creep.

[constanzeofficial]

damn bitch, you live like this?

[constanzeofficial]

damn bitch, you love like this?

[constanzeofficial]

damn bitch, you laugh like this?

[pukicho]

You pop open the glow sticks like gushers and you slllurp out the glow

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

If you name a child Gertrude they grow up to be a schoolteacher or a serial killer, and there’s no way to predict which.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wrong fucking post

[pukicho]

Catch me naming my child something stupid like “Gertrude” in 2021

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

If you name a child Gertrude they grow up to be a schoolteacher or a serial killer, and there’s no way to predict which.

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

hell yeah brother

[pyomorphic]

person about to invent hummus: man fuck these chickpeas *beats the shit out of them*

[chinese-chicken-salad]

Im gonna invent powdered toes

[pyomorphic]

honestly I don’t know what this means but I feel like you should go to jail

[lesbiankatebush]

technically ratatouille is mecha anime

[hayainthebathroom]

me: :)

me: *remembers adventure time is over*

me: :(