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Hi! I'm Mesa and I don't have real eyebrows

[64mpg]

there is nothing quite like asking a cat in a doorway “in or out”

[organmarket]

The cat:

[kaaaaaaarf]

is there anything worse than accidentally putting on the non-explicit version of an album? where is my beloved wife fuck and my beautiful daughter cunt?

[iamasalmon]

the thing about fiber art that nobody tells you about is that every single kind of fiber art is a gateway drug to other kinds of fiber art.

[thypandatetor]

You gain enough confidence with one fiber art, then you look over at someone doing another fiber art and go, "I bet I could do that too."

[shadythetortie]

Remember kids, no matter how many fiber arts you collect, the fiber stash always grows.

[steamfucksithlord]

Fiber Arts. Not even once!

[lightbulb-warning]

many such foolish cases :)

[pomrania]

Day two of Mermay 2026, where I'm mermifying cats. This is Lil Bit, for @steamfucksithlord. Reference photo below the cut.

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[moniquill]

the father who stepped up.

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[salazar-bollinger]

I'm sure someone's already made this joke but...

[pansyfemme]

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

[nighttimepatrons]

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

[nighttimepatrons]

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

[the-supernatural-atheist]

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

[viralfrog]

[kagayuzen]

Kaga-Yuzen Kimono

Ueda Tomoji

[locallegume]

I was gifted bathtub bulgestarion for my bday what should I do with him. Good and bad ideas please

[locallegume]

Update I am putting this cactus in it I am dying how did they have a cactus So Perfect

[locallegume]

ITS DONE

[benjamintycandy]

[locallegume]

HIGHLY IMPORTANT UPDATE HE IS IN BLOOM

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seals Are: Smack The Baby

[samuelroukin]

one thing i hate about english is your open compound words. what do you mean it's a light switch and not a lightswitch or a water bottle instead of a waterbottle. get real

[samuelroukin]

why won't you let your words frot.

[carolsturka]

[e-rose]

[byjove]

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

[byjove]

[qqueenofhades]

Pope says he has 'no fear' of Trump after scathing criticism

The US president accuses Leo of being "weak on crime and terrible for foreign policy".

[laropasucia]