Joanne The Scammer

I love robbery and fraud

[dinkywinks]

this is… maybe the funniest thing that’s ever happened on television? i’ve never seen someone so thoroughly derail a late night talk show, i could honestly watch cardi b and john mulaney talk for hours

[surprisebitch]

she’s so baked

[accras]

[persephonesecretlair]

Every color was made to be worn by Lupita.

[jambo--mrembo]

Look at God.

[sweetmemesaremadeofthis]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

They crossin they arms 😭😭😭 they hate is sumn serioussss lmfao

[chandirella]

they’re like two years old how do they even have the mental capacity to be so pressedT 😂😂

[cowsheep]

i’m annoying (self diagnosed)

[mamabeezhoetips]

Should I just let it go

Or should I make a mf pay?

[messycaucasian]

Hey guys! Follow my personal Twitter 🤪 @komallkumar

[alexbelvocal]

If your plan is to kick out your children as soon as they turn 18 years old or demand money from them . Don’t have any Please.

[ddiamonddzz]

ddiamonddzz

[cyberpunky]

[cuteasstro]

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[mouseremote147863456]

tbh

[artislife212]

[xuxischuu-deactivated20241223]

you either scam today or today scams you

[mailanurmi-deactivated20200626]

[twinking]

[mouseremote147863456]

heart: *develops feelings* me:

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…