m i c h a e l

[akashicrecord]

Showed my mom this pic and she said "what have they done to him"

[futchcassidy]

why on god's green earth would you show this to your mother

[akashicrecord]

we're white

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Yea this type of advertising will get me every time

[dogpuppy]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

‎

[oywiththepo0dlesalready]

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2009

[dogpuppy]

All posted within 10 minutes

[uncomfortablecliche]

she’s hungry

[graceofgosh]

but she said shes not as hungry lately

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

well that's because she's already had 4 slices of chocolate cake, 5 slices of pizza, 12 stuffed shells, 3 hotdogs, just 8 samosas and 5 steaks

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[sillyfr3nchb1tch]

petplay except i have rabies so you have to euthanize me

[targetedknowledge]

[pastrygeckos]

Watch me roll up to the picnic with my bag of wet fruit

[osmosisjones]

this is how they make lacroix

[homestuck]

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[segamascott]

[journeymanfool]

that's his venom sack you bitch

[my-dailydreams]

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[neyhaz]

me when i get pulled over and the cop hasnt even begun talking yet

[dogpuppy]

[angelicsister-deactivated202602]

i'm fucking crying

[yeahiwasintheshit]