Metalliec

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Pranking wunk

[would-anyone-like-some-bears]

[carrionkid]

would you like a nice glass of

[pastel-pinku]

[lets-jam-deactivated20240101]

[loving-parasite-moved]

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

[loving-parasite-moved]

NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE

[orcboxer]

you grow a beautiful tree and then balk at its fruits?

[evilwizard]

did you know? there is a type of metal chariot, powered by the bone-ichor of ancient dragons, that you can use to access—and quickly traverse—a labyrinthine realm of desolate, pitch-black stone known to scientists as “the american highway system”

[lulzyrobot]

[horseimagebarn]

horse in its stall reaching its head around the door to attempt to grasp a nearby apple in its mouth one can see from the crazed look in its eyes that this horse has a hankering for some apples and who is to blame it in its pursuit of a delicious treat

[eff-plays]

The icon for Banishment is so funny.

Just get outta here. Leave.

[reallyaaron]

[ankle-beez]

[brandb]

[wayneradiotv]

[sapper-in-the-wire]

[gunsandfireandshit]

Not so brave when they can't take helicopters through uncontested airspace to go sit on mountain peaks and laser designate poor dirt farmers from miles away

[pinkcat68]

[redspyisinthebased]

where tf you paying 2k rent lmao? i'm not even making that much

[mr-deep-downer]

[redspyisinthebased]

wait.why does it only have one head?

[mr-deep-downer]

are you fucking with me

[mens-rights-activia]

I’m taking L’s you did not even know existed

[lulzyrobot]

When you want mommy Hadron to notice you.

Or when two people just really like doing the object.

Haruspex belongs to @chickenly

[velvetys]

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

[grimeclown]

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

[abraxasrinbalt]

1969.........

[harperhug]

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

[ti0mumu]

[ommanyte]

yo what are you always so stressed about?

me:

[somewhere-otherthan-here]

I will never not reblog this

[k-eke]

Be careful princess  🌸

[grotusrinocerose]

[heatandapathy]

I just love that multiple people not only though “the black one is a princess and those are her bodyguards” but also came to the conclusion “they’re also, obviously, samurai.”

[cheshireinthemiddle]

As one does.

[shitpostinguniverse]

[angstbotfic]

yes and

and 

[metalliec]

-gets up and smells the flowers-

Aaah it's Really-Hate-Myself Monday.