MetalMinotaur

[memewhore]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Woman murders man in broad daylight

[theknightinslippers]

[halorvic]

[no-one-offical]

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[crypticgoose3]

beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

[drtanner]

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

[fallout-lou-begas]

wordle in 1: joyless. it is statistically inevitable that your go-to starting word will be the solution one day, and this is no more of an accomplishment than running a random number generator once a day until it gives you "1"

wordle in 2: misleading. you may think that this is the highest achievement, but it suffers from the same disappointment of a lucky guess that wordle in 1 causes. your second guess is a strategic choice, but ending the game this early just isn't interesting

wordle in 3: the peak. your starting word gave you some information and then your second guess contextualized that information into a solvable position. your sharp intuition and restraint is what truly separates you as above average.

wordle in 4: statistically average, par for the course, the baseline against which all other wordles are compared.

wordle in 5: you're sweating. you made a mistake at some point, or your starting word was effectively useless, and it took an extra guess above average to close things out. wordle in 5 comes as a relief.

wordle in 6: crushing humiliation. you have technically succeeded but at what cost. your thirty square grid will stare back at you like barrels of a firing squad. a failure in all but name.

wordle failure: never your fault. what kind of stupid word even was that like come on

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

excuse me

[chubby-aphrodite]

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

OH. can’t believe I forgot about such an important part of art history my apologies

[not-lupus]

he's quoting hamilton pre-hamilton

[loumandivorce]

devestating news for you

[malcolm-f-tucker]

[northirish]

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

[northirish]

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

[northirish]

Bottom scientists as well

[senatortedcruz]

Just found a $50 bill in the street let’s hear it for girls posting their Ws online

[senatortedcruz]

Oh my fucking god I am going to kill myself

[aire1111]

50 foreskin dollars

[jollybelieverwonderland]

[serenity-bitty]

[colormefurious]

[runcibility]

ellingson.tv on instagram

[littleguysdaily]

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Made a Pepper's ghost peep! Most divisive!🎵

[theslowesthnery]

🥹🥹🥹

[theamazingspiderman]

Electro’s power can not be contained.

[foone]

I love how tumblr users are still dragging around the corpse of this 12-year-old advertising campaign as a reminder to other companies not to try to advertise here.

Try to make money with tumblr and we will dance on the ruins of your attempt for a decade

[butterfly-sapphic]

I cant believe the account isnt deactivated

[virtualgirladvance]

the gestalt psychic force of the hellsite keeps them alive in perpetual torture and shame

[slimewizaaard]

The first soyjak

The Urjak

[susiephone]

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.

[crimsonservbot]

Help a Genderfluid Transfem move in with her trans girlfriend

Hi, you might know me as the voice of Magnus the Red in TTS Marckus in Hunter: the Parenting or as "The woman who voiced that one fucking Exterminatus Meme, the one with the Inquisitor smashing his head on the button wait wdym that was you-" In roughly two weeks, I will be going on a little roadtrip with my girlfriend @paragonsheep to Utah (and before you gasp, I'm moving out of Texas) and we could, quite frankly, use some help. If you would like to get something out of it, I do voice commissions for $7 per 100 words and $5 for anything under that. You can contact me here, on bluesky (same url), or on ko-fi at https://ko-fi.com/redservbot Thank you very much for any help you can provide

[peachdelta]

Wanted to draw this extremely cute 1930s postcard I stumbled across earlier

[monsterbutch]

this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time

[formlessdemi]

God forbid Chippy do anything

[randomdeinonychus]

You absolutely must unmute this video.

[hug-your-face]

via @swatercolor [insta]

[hug-your-face]

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

[pukicho]

Im hopelessly in love with someone I’m not physically attracted to

I don’t give a fuck

[piratelordtoga]