[simplyjustfucked]

[counterpick-me-irl]

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

[capybaralovers]

[macabrevampire]

i have to feel weird and unsure of everything forever #thecurse

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[computerexploder]

im just someones weird sister

[gnocchioli]

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[ryebreadgf]

[hottestroadkill]

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202]

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

[softsoup642]

shoutout to girls who do not understand the difference between ‘the bit’ and ‘waging psychological warfare’

[passion-of-l0vers]

lacing my blood with poison so when those mosquitoes try to drink from me theyll be in for a nasty surprise

[passion-of-l0vers]

huh. guys i feel a little funny

[lighthausen]

Oh my god, did you guys hear??? Chappell Roan was at a big baseball match and instead of hitting the ball, she hit a Christian Baby?!? It was a home run, too.

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with