rebranding @metaphorizons - Tumblr Blog

biggest mindfuck is the fact that it can be so so difficult to tell the difference between when it's time for "do it bored/scared/stupid but by jove just do it" and when it's time for "if it sucks hit the bricks"

theblabarmy

made a flowchart

apjvff

the green tea got me FUCKED up. i am so crazy right now

probably-voldemort

When my cousin Olivia was three, she started preschool and became best friends with a boy named Abraham. Most people called him Abe, even then, because Abraham is a mouthful for a three year old and, to most people, it’s the logical nickname.

Not, however, according to Olivia, who decided to nickname him Ham.

No one’s really sure whether she wasn’t totally listening when he was introduced and only caught the last part of his name, or if she decided Abe was too boring a nickname, or maybe she was just hungry, but the nickname has stuck for the last twenty years. Of course, Olivia was and still is the only person to use it.

When they were seven or eight, he decided to get back at her by calling her Olive. That nickname stuck, too, and they’ve been Olive and Ham since. But only to each other. They get highly offended if anyone else calls them that.

Last night was their seventh anniversary, and Abe proposed to Olivia, and she said yes. And how did she announce it on Facebook, you may ask?

People used to tell me “If you like ham so much, why don’t you just marry it?” So I am.

probably-voldemort

Shout out to Olive and Ham, who are still engaged and adorable and who are planning on getting married sometime next summer

fromthecrypt

tumblr polls have amplified the human need to vote on things. this place just became the roman senate

fromthecrypt

vigilantsycamore

GET HIM BOYS

shimmervee

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

statelywingmanor

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

shimmervee

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

the-bastard-of-the-universe

mapsontheweb

Neitokainen is a body of water in Finland, which is shaped like Finland

styx-doesnt-do-art

theygender

Anyone else feel like things have been Very recently? Like it's all just getting a little Too for me

karinzany

The Commander’s Silly Rabbit

allthingseurope

Vajdahunyad Castle, Budapest

frozensoba

Spirit kitties Drew these a while ago!

tokay-blog

zenwannabe

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.