lungs transform to take in water

any pronouns. im 20. hi hi hi :) art blog neocities

[fuckyeahthesimplelife]

[angelicguy]

*talking loudly to my fat golf friends* now jeez… chevy chase. if he had a pussy i would lay him out like pizza dough

[angelicguy]

i was working a woodfire pizza oven at a golf course in college when i wrote this, in case you ever doubted the puzzle that is my world

[kingartsybanana]

If Backrooms was a children’s book

[libraford]

Listen, I'm having fun playing with the ultra patriotic voice, but after a couple years in blue-collar landscaping jobs, you really do need to phrase things like that.

"I'm pretty sure that fella ain't here legally."

"Well, that ain't your business Chip, it's his."

They hate being preached to. If you pull out words like 'gender wage gap' they'll tell you you're brainwashed by the far left media.

"He's one of them transgenders."

"He got freedoms too, Jimmy."

[weshallbekind]

Also, please understand that SO often the real issue these people have is that they just want to say something inappropriate. They don't like being told they can't say "fag", so they'd say it for a reaction, just like a teenager would.

Shut down the conversation without reacting.

"His dick, not mine" will get you much further to shutting that guy down than "well it's really inappropriate to call someone a slur while I'm the job site".

And that's the point. To shut them up. To make them quit saying shit like that. The first one makes him seem kinda weird for caring about what that guy does with his dick. The second one gives him something to fight against and make a big deal about.

[mckitterick]

Code-switching - Wikipedia

code-switching matters for communicating across cultures of all varieties

[teaboot]

Cannot overstate how many flavours of bullshit disguised as political opinion can be shut down by “none of my business” or “don’t be rude”

[synthgimp]

Nine Inch Nails promotional t shirt

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[sunburnt-brian]

[mousiebites]

does spilling sauce all over yourself and eating in bed stop at 25 or am i fucked

[gayday-inactive]

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

[drowning-lessonz]

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

[grrlmusic]

GXM

[brotherhumphrey]

the monastery sensory room has some herbs to smell as well as a handful of fun textured relics

[pjackk]

NOBODY HELPS ME

[stupid-twink-girl]

[pr0digus]

[dyk-tv-theme-song]

Do you recognize this TV theme song? #596

I know this and can name the series

I know this but can't name the series

I might know this

I've never heard this

Remaining time: 5 days 14 hours

[awogga]