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This is the best thing i’ve ever heard, (This had 200,000 notes and then tumblr deleted it.

shasta-brah

Holy shit

04newby

This is the greatest thing ever. I’m crying

ginger-snap420-deactivated20140

ITS BACK YOU GUYS

righf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yioQ6jgszKk

Songs Sampled: My Chemical Romance - Welcome to the Black Parade - 0:00 Green Day - Good Riddance - 0:12 Panic! at the Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies - 0:24 blink-182 - What’s My Age Again? - 0:34 Jimmy Eat World - The Middle - 0:46 We The Kings - Check Yes Juliet - 0:46 Third Eye Blind - Graduate - 0:56 All Time Low - Weightless - 0:58 All Time Low - Dear Maria Count Me In - 1:07 Switchfoot - Meant to Live - 1:18 Fall Out Boy - Sugar We’re Going Down - 1:07 My Chemical Romance - I’m Not Okay (I Promise) - 1:29 Boys Like Girls - Thunder - 1:40 30 Seconds to Mars - Kings and Queens - 1:50 Yellowcard - Ocean Avenue - 1:59 Relient K - Be My Escape - 2:00 Relient K - Sadie Hawkins Dance - 2:03 Simple Plan - I’d Do Anything - 2:14 Paramore - Misery Business - 2:15 Rise Against - Savior - 2:25 Sum 41 - Fat Lip - 2:33 My Chemical Romance - Teenagers - 2:34 Fountains of Wayne - Stacy’s Mom - 2:43 All American Rejects - Gives You Hell - 2:51 blink-182 - Feeling This - 2:53 Lit - My Own Worst Enemy - 3:08 Sum 41 - In Too Deep - 3:09 The Cab - One of THOSE Nights - 3:37 Relient K - High of 75 - 3:37 blink-182 - I Miss You - 3:37 Paramore - That’s What You Get - 3:48 AFI - Miss Murder - 4:03 Good Charlotte - Dance Floor Anthem - 4:04 Cute Is What We Aim For - Curse of Curves - 4:18 30 Seconds to Mars - Closer to the Edge - 4:30 A Day to Remember - All I Want - 4:45 Mayday Parade - Jamie All Over - 4:57 Fall Out Boy - Thnks Fr Th Mmrs - 4:57 Cartel - Say Anything (Else) - 5:22 Taking Back Sunday - MakeDamnSure - 5:37 Rise Against - Audience of One - 5:47 Fall Out Boy - Sugar We’re Going Down - 5:48 Download: http://www.mediafire.com/listen/usx1p…

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THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING THANK YOU SO MUCH TO WHOMEVER DID THIS

openyourbite

It’s back

radd00d

damn

idrathergoforgirls

IM SO EMO

existential-complaining

godDAMN

H O L Y F U C K

YES

i love this

This is so fucking good

hyenagamer

This is great

hyenagamer

Like, this is gonna be my new pinned post, it’s a surprise that something beat it but, it has been beaten

they-call-me-ren

I showed this to my brother and he was singing along to it PERFECTLY until it would switch songs and he would look all confused and then start singing to the new sample

eggastential-biscuits

I like lots.

itsartsavvy

Oh my god I’ve actually been blessed

call-me-bitchmael

Ok usually these are so easy to pick out what’s what thar they can be underwhelming but THIS ONE overlaps music and lyrics and it’s DELIGHTFUL

@ophiliad @somecunttookmyurl

theconcealedweapon

danielwaldorf

buck goes to the doctor and they ask if he has a family history of depression or suicidality and he's like oh yeah. (remembers bobby isn't his actual dad) wait no. (remembers maddie IS his actual sister) wait YES. yes. final answer.

depsidase

theconcealedweapon

wheeloffortune-design

In time travel movies, when the time traveler asks 'What year is this?!?' they're always treated like they're being weird for asking.

When in reality, if you go 'What year is this?!?' people will just say '2024. Crazy huh.' and you go 'Wtf where has my youth gone.'

And if you ask 'And what month??' people won't judge you, they'll just go like 'SEPTEMBER!!! Can you believe it?!?!' and you go 'WHAT?!? Last time I checked we were in May?!?'

marlynnofmany

That is a great point. Especially if you time travel to a period of Big Historical Events, when everybody's looking a little wild about the eyes.

"Hey, what month is it?"

"January already, can you believe it? I swear I was just at Pompeii, but no one's going there again."

aphony-cree

In the same vein:

Stumbling into a diner and asking "What town is this" isn't weird, the workers will think you're on a road trip

If you ask them "Where's the nearest Nano Deck?" they'll assume it's a shop they've never heard of and say "Sorry, I don't know where any of those are"

Going into a store and telling a cashier "I need pods for my comm device" will just get you a "Never heard of those, maybe try Radio Shack?"

I think the problem is that people who create sci-fi movies have never had to work customer service jobs

typhlonectes

wellthatsjustgreat

The next time they tell you Americans are “happy” with their employer provided health insurance remember that that “happiness” is fueled by willful ignorance of what the alternatives are really like and fear of losing what little crappy health care they currently have.

corporationsarepeople

I’m “happy” with my employer-provided health insurance because the alternative is to lose everything I own if I have a medial issue.

I despise health insurance.

gay-jesus-probably

I had a cancer scare shortly after I was 20 when I found a painful internal lump; whole thing only took me 3 appointments to resolve. Brought it up with my regular doctor, and he agreed it sounded concerning, so he booked me an appointment with the gynecologist across the hall to get it checked out in a few weeks. She gave me an exam, and concluded the ‘lump’ was just a mostly harmless birth defect, which was swelling and becoming painful due to hormone levels during my period. She gave me a few months worth of birth control pills to try and see if that solved the pain issue, and just in case she’d missed something, she also made me an appointment for an external+internal ultrasound at the MRI clinic downstairs next week. Scan came back clean, the birth control stopped the swelling/pain issue, and so the whole thing ended happily.

Whole thing lasted three doctors appointments, spread over… maybe two weeks? If even. It cost me about three dollars, and that was just because I had to pay bus fare to get to my appointments.