Metro Marginalia

Reblogging whatever strikes me fancy. And doing a few original things here and there.

[favoritesticle]

the time has come for Sanrio to bring back Big Challenges

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

do u remember those fuckers those…

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

those WEEGGh gHOGH stick fuckers

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

THESE

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

And theyre called….. oh no-

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

Hey baby ;)

Wanna touch my Groan Tube

[goattrain]

Neon Groantube Evangelion

[durbikins]

[grimmtidings]

I can literally feel the walls of reality breaking down around me the longer this video plays.

[stabby--roomba]

Do you hear that Fezzik? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when the six-fingered man killed my father. The Man in Black makes it now.

[kuma-kami]

Visit Original Link

[snowdaysforever]

DELETE THIS POST

[theoldspaceevibes-deactivated20]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[froborr]

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

[chongoblog]

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

[kingjoohooney]

WHAT THE FUCK

[hastopreleasedtheiralbumyet]

i missed it last year so i’ve had this scheduled for an entire damn year

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Great, now I need to clean snorted water out of my keyboard.

[self-loving-vampire]

They really should teach people how to cook in school.

[octopuscato]

This was physically painful to watch.

[dzamie]

You don’t- you don’t need to learn how to cook to know how to cook ramen

it’s right there on the package

you just gotta read

[onix]

The only advice I suggest that isnt on the package is to cook it for 2 or 3 minutes longer than it says to. Makes the texture of the noodles a lot nicer…

[johnbeyonder]

[thesilverwolf7]

I never want any context for this ever

[if-the-moon-turns-green]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[patrocles]

no you dont understand, i’m obsessed with him

no you dont understand i’m obsessed with him

[dickslapthestate]

ngl, this song slaps way harder than it has any earthly right to

[huffylemon]

The most Midwestern reaction ever

[squakamole2018]

amAnda cmere! lOOk!

[wolfsheims]

Visit Original Link

Numb // Linkin Park 80s Remix

[worldsgr8estgrandma]

[martinidog-deactivated20181219]

I didn’t know how much I needed this until I heard it.

[dr-peppermint]

The original song is how depression felt at first, this version is how it feels now

[supernovajazzy]

[hollowedskin]

@l-heure-du-the this is so VIOLENTLY your fucking aesthetic

[cryoverkiltmilk]

From “… nothing matters…” to “NOTHING MATTERS! :D”

[silverybeing]

[koalastick]

LOVE THIS

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

The sun is probably the closest thing we’ll ever have to a true Eldritch Abomination. Hear me out here-

Older than recorded history; was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient

Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long

Further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths

Non-humanoid shape floating through space; colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion

Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of its stillborn children

People used to sacrifice other people to appease it

Pretty sure it screams at us sometimes

[memewhore]

[bronzetomatoes]

one more day til the stop sign

[betterbooktitles]

[o-kurwa]

[teeelsie-posts]

I’m speechless

[stackedcrooked]

Is this… not BETTER?

[littlemisslez]

RIP Vine †

[my-lil-spot]

THE 1ST ONE.

[iminyjo]

This is almost all my favorite Vines TOGETHER!!😁

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[ghost-in-the-ujb]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[shutyourmoustache]

La-HA! hit me like a fucking drug.

[beatcroc]

this is what every social interaction feels like when you’re neurodivergent

[erinthebrave]

I looked up the menu for the restaurant this is based on and i wanted to die.

[toadstoolpal]

i actually know abt cafe gratitude, u have to order by SAYING “i am [menu item]” it’s fucking insane

[skzloona]

googling this to laugh at the website and finding out that one of the 5 locations of this restaurant is 10 minutes away from where i live is the most horrific feeling i’ve ever experienced.

[doctorguilty]

One of the desserts is just an almond joy bar

[bogleech]

$17 for likely under $5 worth of things in a bowl and they still ask for an extra $2 if you want some avocado in it

[bogleech]

IT WAS FOUNDED BY A CULT

https://web.archive.org/web/20090830172040/https://eastbayexpress.com/gyrobase/i_am_annoyed_and_disappointed/Content?oid=1168114&showFullText=true

[hozieredits]

Hozier - The Humours of Whiskey (Traditional, a cappella)

[fobhd]

#he makes everythibg sound like a fae is singing it in a forest in the moonlight - @snakekarina

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

if i heard this song carried faintly by the wind, leading me into the deepest darkest part of an ancient forest i literally would not hesitate

[ifisgood]

Come guess me this riddle, what beats pipe and fiddle What’s hotter than mustard and milder than cream What best wets your whistle, what’s clearer than crystal What’s sweeter than honey and stronger than steam What can make the dumb talk, what can make the lame walk, What’s the elixir of life and philosopher’s stone And what helped Mr. Brunnell to dig the Thames Tunnel Sure wasn’t it whiskey from ould Inisowen So stick to the cratur’ the best thing in nature For sinking your sorrows and raising your joys And boys I’d have wonder, if lightning and thunder Was made from the plunder of whiskey me boys.