Mad as a Hatter...

‘ello all. Name's Jordon, but you may prefer my nom de guerre: Hatter. Welcome, welcome…welcome to the Mad House. Welcome to the home of a New Age Hatter, ever in search of his cup o’ tea. A writer by trade, a dreamer by nature, a philosopher by coincidence, an incurable optimist by birth, and the hoper of far-flung hopes. When the curiosity of a disappearing cat meets the insanity of a mad Milner, Underland is never too far off. Stay for a minute, stay for longer. All are welcome and all are heard. To quote Aristotle, “No great mind has ever existed without a touch of madness”. Here's hoping I can help you find yours...

[theconcealedweapon]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[a-cloak-deactivated20241120]

that feeling when you get a brand new story idea, but it literally has no plot yet, just vibes>>

[thatsbelievable]

[anths-girl]

Fuck, yeah ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻

[thirdecoy-deactivated20220717]

fuck therapy i wanna beat the shit out of someone

[ruff-n-tumble-boy]

might I suggest armored combat?

[hellishgayliath]

Happy Flat Fuck Friday y’all

[fyeah-tmnt]

FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

[fyeah-tmnt]

FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

[fyeah-tmnt]

FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

[wilwheaton]

[lzbth-deactivated20150219]

LOOK HOW MANY FLYERS HAVE BEEN STUck on tHIS LAMPOST?? germans are crazy

[moritatt]

there is no lamp post its pure flyer

[clairewolf1992-blog]

You could carbon date this to the ice age

[monkeychewtoy]

peeling back layers until I reveal martin luther’s 95 theses

[dreamycastaway]

The original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on

[iwriterobots]

[twitblr]

I’m not saying it’s right, but I understand (x)

[2spirit-1spoon]

I’m saying it’s right

[wormliness]

please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)

[wilwheaton]

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[tylerposey]

[everythingfox]

The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂

[evilkillerpoptarts]

Foxes are cat software being run on dog hardware.  Clearly this fox is operating on the Kitten OS.

[misselaineofoz]

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

[metamorphicrocky]

first off this video is hilarious, and second: it's canon now that the Mandalorian would listen to Africa by Toto

[itsallavengers]

Tony listening to his child talk gibberish and drool all over his Armani suit: That is so fascinating. you’re incredible. Continue your story, I’m intrigued. I love you more than anything else in the universe. You are already the perfect human being. You literally do not need to learn or do anything else ever in your life. I would kill and die for you.

[itsallavengers]

Morgan Stark: *Rolls over*

Tony, nearly fainting: A GENIUS!!!!!!!!!! A PIONEER IN HER FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE CALL FUCKING CERN MY BABY IS SMARTER THAN LITERALLY EVERYONE ON THE PLANET CONFIRMED

[itsallavengers]

Pepper, holding Morgan up: Tell her off. She just drew all over your Iron Man suit. 

Tony: Y-…. That was BAD…. you….

Morgan: :(

Tony, immediately breaking down into tears: ohmygod I did not Mean That even slightly Morgan you are perfect that drawing is beautiful I am going to render it permanently onto my suit I love you so much it’s okay you have never done a thing wrong in your entire life and you never will

Pepper: 

[tonystarkdefensesquadmember-dea]

Tony: *starts flying around with suit that has flowers drawn all up the sides*

[starkcontrasts]

maybe i’m SOFT

[tonystark5ever]

Pepper Stark: Honey she’s three, she needs boundaries.

TOny: Okay baby. Gimme her.

Tony: …

Morgan: :)

Tony: I literally cannot, i have met my match, there’s nothing more to be done, she’s got me, Pep, it’s over. I’m getting her a pony and her bedtime’s never.

[copperbadge]

Okay but also courtesy of Tony “Go to sleep or I’ll sell all your toys” Stark: 

Morgan: *crying for no reason as all babies do* 

Tony: Stop crying or I’m selling you to the CIA.

Morgan: *does not stop crying*

Tony: HONEY, WHAT’S THE NUMBER FOR THE CIA BABY SALES LINE

***

Morgan: *innocently drinking from a bottle*

Tony: Look if you keep doing nothing but eating and sleeping we’re going to have to have a conversation about you paying rent. 

***

Morgan: *says first word* Mama.

Tony: You are disowned. Here’s your bindle. Go make your way in the world.

***

Pepper: Tony, she’s being fussy, can you take her?

Tony: *holding Morgan comically ineptly while still managing to support her comfortably* We’ve had this discussion. How is Mama supposed to see to my every need if you keep acting like this?  

Morgan: *burps*

Tony: That’s an ad-hominem attack and I will not tolerate it.