trash person with trash tastes

she/her - demisexual - panicking always

[ochiody]

why are you so fat and stinky

[regent-of-chaos]

HAPPY BRUSHBUG DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

[knownqueerbaiter]

SEPARATE CHURCH (AO3) AND STATE (TRADPUB)

[mademoiseli]

The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.

[atonau]

THE NOTES ARE BROKEN!  This has been reblogged so many times, Tumblr just shrugged and said “infinity”

[malibuklaus]

[galadriel1010]

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

[transcyberism]

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

[hinamie]

all my life, i've never known where you've been

[ochiody]

day 3: promise/this is where my heart is

[outofcontextyaoi]

[outofcontextyaoi]

every single reblogger has tagged this with some variation of ‘me’, except for the one person who tagged it

[coolishfoolishness]

to be fair, he did both

[nyuisnt]

Be by my side.

Let me.

Orufrey week day 2: tassels/ "wherever you want to go, I'll take you there"

[aropride]

why is there an upgrade button on gmail. why does twitter want me to scan my palm to get into my account. why is google a chatbot. why does the transit app make a transit app wrapped for me. why does youtube keep shoving its infinitely scrollable shortform content down my throat. why do my doctor and psychiatrist and therapist want to use an ai notetaker during our appointments. why do free trials want my credit card number. why are most scholarship websites just data brokers. how do i make capitalone stop sending me mail. why is my school making its own special chat gpt powered chatbot. why is every third video on instagram an undisclosed ad. why is nothing online real anymore. why is everything so FUCKING STUPID

[merryweathart]

apprentices and teachers by day, daughters and fathers by night

[yakichoufd]

based on this meme

[wiriu]

Sleepy angels. I like when Qifrey carries them like they weigh only one grape.

[ao3commentoftheday]

cursed timeline ao3 skin

Step 1: See an absolutely monstrous image on a reddit post about "worst possible AO3 features"

Step 2: realize that you could probably recreate that with CSS

Step 3: spend an hour of time you were supposed to be working just constantly thinking about how to do it

Step 4: spend your lunch hour (and another 20 minutes after work) making the thing

Step 5: profit???

If you would like to make your AO3 works pages look like some sort of cursed timeline full of broken ads, personal information, and AI then grab the code and make yourself a site skin 😆🤣

Note: this removes all of the buttons at the top of a fic and also I built it on my laptop with zero considerations for mobile. This is a shitpost kind of a site skin, so just try it for the visceral horrors and not for actual usability.

Image of one of my own fics:

[carmarthenfan]

It's this kind of unhinged dedication to the bit that makes Tumblr such a special website (unironically, I love that about Tumblrites).

[curlicuecal]

i kept finding new favorite bits and the order went like "Reveal Author's Location" and then "Author Face ID" and then "AI Summarize" omfg

[ramshacklefey]

Everything about this is cursed.

[vendetta06]

ugh life sucks right now so I gotta read about 2 guys touching each other inappropriately

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[podcastwizard]

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

[notedchampagne]

year of our lord 2024 and we still havent found out a solution to Depression that isnt: Sleeping

[notedchampagne]

ah... forgot

[notedchampagne]

can you blame me