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@micahs-grimoire
all my life I’ve felt like this guy
I have female hysteria + male loneliness + toxic masculinity + dark empath abilities
I feel... somewhat ostracized when I'm doing tarot readings and explain that I'm not looking to petitions from the gods or the universe. I'm just interpreting art on card stock. I'm just telling a story. I'm just helping someone talk through their problems. I think people get shitty with me when I dont play into the mystical stereotype. And it's kind of frustrating because like... I'm GOOD at it. I think it's fine to have your own methods, but I dont think we all have to read from the same book.
wild to me that when i was a kid “make it as cheap and shitty as possible while still being just barely good enough so people will still want to buy it” used to be for things at like the dollar store but now every single company is like that
I'm saying this from a place of genuine care: if you are seeing ghosts or shadows or having nightmares... and sageing, eggshells, Crystal's, and psychics arent cutting it..
Please.. please... check for things like gas leaks, water damage, vermin. I'm not saying your house isnt haunted, I'm just saying that carbon monoxide poisoning looks a LOT like being haunted.
I know that, you know that, but when it looks like supernatural things you look to supernatural solutions and you might not be thinking clearly.
I'm having a conversation with a pagan mom right now who thinks that dark forces are after her, so she's tried all the things that she knows... which apparently is not checking the hvac system for leaks.
Shes mad at me because I suggested getting an inspection because shes lived in the house for 14 years and she's always seen things like this and it's just gotten worse since she took over the house. Shes seeing entities, things are moving on their own, doors open and close on their own, people are being touched and scratched. 'Mold and gas dont do that!'
Drafty house. Uneven floors. Pressure changes.
Toxic mold syndrome can mimic depression and anxiety, cause listlessness. Guess what extreme anxiety can do. It can mess with your head. It can mess with your memory.
If you have scratches on you and you dont know where they came from, see a doctor. See a doctor. I dont know why you wont see a doctor. They can tell you if it comes from an animal. They can tell you if you're suffering from a mold allergy. They can tell you if you're experiencing side effects of gas exposure.
I wholeheartedly believe in ghosts. Absolutley not debating that ghosts and spirits and whatever you think you're seeing. I am posting this in a pagan facebook group. I 100% believe in ghosts.
I also believe in carbon monoxide.
Please check for gas leaks in your home. Please check for mold. Please check for critters. Like girl I believe you but please check these things.
She... got mad and deleted the post.
This is why we need to stress, and I mean really stress, that mundane explanations are just as important as superstitious ones, and why I genuinely worry about our echo chambers.
Yes, I know we all want to believe that the feelings of dread may be coming from an evil presence in the room, but also certain hvac systems hum at a frequency that causes confusion and anxiety.
Yes it seems reasonable that your doors open and close on their own because granmas ghost is still hanging around. But please consider that the foundation of your house might be shifting.
Yes, you might feel a sense that something bad is going to happen, but that can also be generalized anxiety or obsessive compulsive disorder.
And being in a circle that refuses to accept that mundane explanations for supernatural problems feeds and triggers delusions. The pagan/witchcraft community is extremely neuro diverse, and these delusions can trigger spirals and put people in very... very bad places.
Please accept mundane explanations.
You are not 'crazy' for seeing ghosts and your house is not dirty for needing an inspection.
If you get an inspection and it comes back clean, you can feel smug about being right. If you dont get an inspection and you're wrong you and your children could get sick and die.
Y'all I'm tired.
This is relevant to something else I saw online today from Greg from How to Drink:
With a lot of things in the brain, we don't have another person's perspectives to know what's usually experienced- this is why I know a lot of us have had the, "Wait, that's an ADHD symptom?" moment. It's never bad to check out your experiences with a doctor.
as a person with fucked up funny visual/neurological stuff like visual snow and palinopsia (I probably need to get it checked out) yeah this stuff is not normal. Kid me thought my vision was so good that I could see individual molecules but naaaah it’s astigmatism and difficult to diagnose/mostly inconsequential funny stuff with my brain
As someone who does witchcraft. ALWAYS check medical things first. ALWAYS check gasleaks and mold first. ALWAYS. Only after you THOROUGHLY check those things do you resort to witchcraft.
new tarot card "fuck your entire life" and its a guy being attacked by devils and flaming skulls and wild animals and screaming and fire everywhere
I love you witchblr but some of y’all are actually truly batshit. Like you tripped over the thought that “hey maybe there’s a sort of spiritual energy in the universe and maybe we call that magic” and stumbled headlong into “literally every minor occurrence is A Sign From The Gods and also science is fake and also if I get dizzy it’s a spirit trying to contact me and not even remotely related to my health”.
Hot Take: Most things that happen are ordinary. If you find yourself not even considering a mundane explanation for something that’s happening or something you’re feeling, you maybe need to recognize that you’re getting overexcited about the idea of something Special taking place.
Why is salt good for exorcism and banishing and all that jazz? Well you see, way back in the day people knew jack-all about germs and microbes and for all they knew it was evil spirits that got into their food and made it go a-spoil. They Noticed and Observed that when you soaked food in a Lot of Salt, food stayed good longer. So that meant that the salt was keeping the bad spirits out. Now, tossing around salt and making salt circles makes for dramatic rituals, sure. But I think we all know that some entities are just powerful bastards and need some extra oomph to get them out of the damn house. You know what is more potent than salt at killing bacteria and germs? Bleach. You know what’s really good for just killing all kinds of stuff very dead? Medical autoclaves. Now I understand that not all of you have access to autoclaves, but I understand that a good pressure cooker can also do for sterilization. So therefore, I propose that if you have yourself a haunted doll or something that isn’t reponding to the usual methods, a wash with chlorine might be in order; and if that doesn’t to the job, a visit to the Insta-Pot might teach the bastard who’s boss around here. (Of course there might not be much of a doll left but it wasn’t like you needed to keep it around, anyway.)
✨✨Naughty Haunted Dolls✨✨
Go Into
The Autoclave
This post makes me absolutely lose my shit bc I’m a biomedical research lab tech and. The entire time I’ve been referring to giving equipment/tools/etc a deep clean AS EXORCISING THEM
BECAUSE, LIKE,
IT REALLY, REALLY QUALIFIES
@normal-horoscopes I feel like you’d have some Thoughts
No this all tracks naughty demons go into the autoclave
when people talk about using magic in knitting or crochet, it’s often for protection, healing, or some other kind of blessing. that’s great, i’m working on a piece in that vein right now.
but i think it has great potential for the more baneful side of things too. imagine muttering maledictions into every stitch and having your target voluntarily wear it.
of course there’s the issue of giving it to them without prompting suspicion, if you have an obviously terrible relationship with the target. i think this would be best for someone who has harmed you and doesn’t recognize that, or has harmed someone you care about but thinks they’re on good terms with you. or you could potentially have a third party give it to them.
You. Have. No. Idea. How long I've waited for SOMEBODY to mention this. Depending on how you wanna do it, you don't necessarily have to give something to them to wear voluntarily. Dolls, sachets and home decor are all potential options as well.
Tarot Superstitions You Can Totally Ignore
This post brought to you by the one time on Reddit when I posted in r/tarot saying I don't believe my decks have their own spirits, and I got replies saying it's okay that I don't believe divination is real and they accepted me anyway.
You should/must bond with your tarot deck
You need to cleanse your deck before you use it for the first time
You need to cleanse your deck every time you use it
Never let other people touch your tarot deck or it'll lose it's powers
Always let the querent handle your deck or else your reading won't work well
You need to include reversals
Reading with reversals is invalid
Tarot decks need to be stored in a special way
Tarot decks need to be charged before they will work
Your tarot decks have a special spirit that will stop helping you if you offend it
Cards that "jump out" of the deck must be given special treatment or must be included in the reading
You always must lay cards facing the querent
You always must lay cards facing yourself
You can't buy your first tarot deck or you'll NEVER BE ABLE TO DO READINGS EVER BECAUSE GOD SAID YOU'RE STEALING POWER FROM THE UNIVERSE AND IT HAS TO BE GIFTED TO YOU AS A SIGN THAT YOU'RE ALLOWED TO BE A READER OR ELSE YOU'RE JUST BEING GREEDY AND A THIEF
Just do what you like, really :)
Coming from a tarot reader that's been doing this for 3+ years:
• I don't understand "bonding" with a deck. A lot of people do so much extra work to "bond" with their deck, such as sleeping with it under their pillow or on their bedside table. Why not just... use the deck? Doesn't getting to know the cards create that "bond"?
• I literally only cleanse my deck when I feel like it needs it. Otherwise, I just knock on the deck 3 times and go on with my readings.
• I'll admit I'm a little stingy with my decks, mostly because I have an irrational fear that people might damage the cards. That's my own personal issue tho lol
• ??? "Always let the querent handle your deck or else the reading won't go well"? What Sabrina Spellman said this? Tf?
• Reversals are a personal choice. You don't need them. I just like to include them because I feel they help clarify information.
• I literally have all of my decks stacked on one shelf in their original boxes. The decks probably don't care how you store them as long as they are safe from being damaged.
• Charged? Seriously? Sleep helps recharge people, yes? Then it's safe to assume that not using your deck for a while will give it time to recharge.
• "Special spirit"... I mean, way to ignore the fact that there are atheist and agnostic readers. Don't know who came up with that one.
• If a card "jumps out", it probably jumped out because you are shuffling aggressively and clumsily. Put it back. If it jumps out a second time then reconsider.
• Nah man, I'm gonna lay the cards facing me and verbalize what position the card came out it. The querent can wait to see all the cards.
• This ongoing bullshit about needing your first deck to be gifted to you honestly just sounds like gatekeeping.
Love the OP's post. These points are just from my personal experience and reading style, so don't take it as gospel.
The relative popularity of wizardposting getting people looking for wizard shit and being all "hey these runes and diagrams are kinda cool I wonder what they mean" is how they get you. Don't fall for the peer pressure. You read one article about the symbology in tarot cards and soon enough you'll be googling "hermetica" and hanging out with people who know what a Demiurge is. Stay in school. Don't do magic.
No Jessica, I don't want to "embrace my womanhood by connecting to the divine feminine through the power of my womb", I'm just looking for a sigil to help with cramps
new tarot card proposal: the none of swords. it’s for when you don’t have any swords and you’re sad about it :(
made this on my phone to convey my vision because I didn’t want to stand up. it’s also very badly edited which is symbolic of how it is bad when you do not have swords
Stop using this word.
It does not mean:
Free spirited
Traveller
White girls dancing in fields wearing a long patterned skirt and crop top
It is:
A RACIAL SLUR.
JUST as bad as the “n” slur, the “k” slur, or the “r” slur.
G*psy is a term used to derogatorily describe an ethnicity/people that everybody apparently forgets exists: the Romani.
Stop using this slur on your shirts, jewellery, and in your metaphysical shops.
Stop using a terrible slur against a thriving people for your own profit or benefit.
Stop using a slur against a thriving people to describe yourself as “Adventurous uwu”.
Stop using this word.
You are not a “g*psy”
You are a fucking asshole.
You: Being a witch must be so ethereal and so dangerous. I imagine you walking in the woods, naked, after sunset, eating only the dew off the ferns. Exquisite. Divine. Otherworldly.
Me: There’s literally a bread holiday, Susan.
When is society gonna release new superstitions
like let's start some new superstitions
"if your buffalo wings have a broken bone in them, somebody has lied to you"
"if siri stops recognizing your voice, someone has cursed you"
"if your uber gets lost on the way to you, bad luck will befall you that week"
"a speaker that keeps disconnecting from bluetooth, a spirit is nearby"
keep it going
When your drunk text won't send, it's Dionysus looking out for you, and thinks you should go to bed
When the bubbles in your bath gather in the west corner, a siren is calling you.
When you find a crystal in your bag you forgot about, a spirit is trying to tell you something. (Rose quarts = self love relationship black tourmaline= offering protection, smoky quartz= you need to ground yourself)
If the traffic light is broken at a 3 way stop, two of your dirties/Spirit guides are arguing.
If the too of your last Oreo comes off on its own, one of your friends is going to call with big news.
Sigil Crafting
Sigils were the first magic I ever learned. As an artist, symbolism and aesthetic are things that are incredibly important to me. I have used multiple ways of crafting sigils, but I have created my own personal way of creating sigils using a method writers have used in poetry- the stream of consciousness technique.
I put my pen to paper, call upon what I wish to make a sigil about, and let the pen create what I need.
These are the sigils that I use the most frequently (you may use them if you wish).
You may notice that my sigils in the form of arrows. Arrows are a symbolic representation of aiming and shooting for something, and I love the vertically long look because I like to draw these sigils on my forearms.
I created all of these with stream of consciousness drawing.
It is almost like a form of meditation for me. Allowing myself to simply create what I think “focus” or “protection” looks like visually makes the end results beautiful and meaningful for me.
I do have a few running themes. Here are a few symbols I love to throw in.
These are used a ton in my art.
So here is a step by step of what to do-
1. Clear your mind for meditation. (Tip- if you have crystals that symbolize your intent, surround yourself with them. And example would be having a rose quartz for love on you or near you.)
2. Put your writing utensil to your paper. (I recommend using paper before digital.) Have your energy flow from your body to the focus of the tip of the pen/pencil, repeating the intent you wish the sigil to have.
3. Make a first draft of your sigil by allowing your hand to simply move as you think of your intent.
4. Make as many reiterations you wish until you have something you feel satisfied with. (Editing is a big part of writing as well.)
5. After a few tries making different sigils, make a list of your own common symbols you see popping up in your sigils.
And there you have it. If you are not comfortable, try mixing this technique with others to find what works best for you, or simply only use other techniques and make sigil arrows. I think using the look of an abstract arrow helps with directing intentions.
You can also request a sigil from me if you so choose in my inbox, for I shall be making them for anyone who asks for free.
I hope you find yourself using this technique of stream of consciousness to create wonderful sigils.