"Insert complicated words about life here"

I do enough yoga to balance out all the boba I have (ask me about my stamp card collection ;)) @mi_food_chaelmuh

[mens-rights-activia]

[jerry-mogwaire]

I died 🤣

[catchymemes]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BvSEeQWJfeT/

[pickledgayswithadashofsalt]

Why did I laugh this hard.

[virgeau]

[10knotes]

there’s this vent in my building and every time i walk past it i feel like it’s gonna whisper in a raspy voice something like “hey kid you ever killed a man"

[movie-gifs]

Shazam! (2019) dir. David Sandberg

[toastbutteregg]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[bob-belcher]

[agoodjake54-deactivated20150429]

[ruinedchildhood]

Jinkies

[timelorddarthswagger]

I’ll stop your medling- old man Jenkins

[springtwerp]

Not to steal shit from twitter but this is THE funniest possible fucking set of replies ever

[str8boicore-deactivated20190112]

[aklhf939u3-deactivated20150730]

when u and ur friends go out to the woods in the night to scream

[neoridley-deactivated20161212]

when u find out ur friends went in the woods to scream without u

[daughterofdiaspora]

my mom taught me the therapeutic power of cleaning. open all the windows. throw out the old. wipe down the entire house. burn some incense. roast some coffee. then rest. that way the tears from last night don’t feel as heavy. 

[umushingwe]

She just wanted you to clean the house

[memeuplift]

[desperate-housewives]

[hunters-schafer]

Natalie Portman in Closer (2004) | Scarlett Johansson in Lost in Translation (2003)

[thickness-protection-program]

I love Ashley O

[questionablemotivations]

There are a lot of times I feel like just…flipping the vegan script.

It’s not ‘polyester’ it’s plastic

It’s not ‘vegan leather’ it’s plastic

Its not ‘faux fur’ it’s plastic

Plastic is a pollutant and causes far more damage to the environment both now and in the future than leather or wool.

Please stop telling me that the Plastic Lyfe is the only life, it is not. My leather shoes will last a decade where pleather is lucky to last 12 months. Leather (and wool) decompose and are renewable. Plastic is neither of those.

[house-of-crows]

THANK YOUUUUUUU~

[kinka-juice]

A single wash cycle of plastic-based fiber (polyester, poly fleece, faux fur) may release 700,000 pieces of microplastic into our waters. Nasty stuff.

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

aw dangit

[chrisintegration-deactivated202]

Wool is the most environmentally friendly fabric despite being an animal product.

[noisypitta]

Using wool isnt even harming sheep 

[chris-hansen-the-pedoslayer-blog]

Sheep need to be sheered or else it will cause serious problems. It’s a mutual relationship, we help sheep get rid of the pesky wool and it gives us a very useful material.

[calis-discourse]

This has been a Burning Hot Take™

[frighthouseofalighthouse]

Also chickens will lay eggs no matter what!! That’s literally what chickens do!!! You are not eating “chick embryos”!!! If you’re worried about supporting the corporate mass farming industry, buy from a local free-range chicken owner! Almost anywhere has farmer’s markets!

[anthropohedron]

This is the part where we talk about how the demand for agave nectar as an alternative to honey is destroying the habitat of the endangered long-nosed bat, which lives on agave.

[thehistoricalgods]

Bees literally make an excess of honey, too much for them to handle. Beekeepers are helping them by taking honey. BEE MOVIE WAS LITERALLY ABOUT THIS HOLY SHIT

[theflowers-andthebees]

I’m losing my god damn mind over this tweet that Hozier liked???

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

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