Michelle Ross

20. California.

[frawgs]

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

[babelady]

someone drew a portrait of this sleeping dog and gave it to him. amazing.

[fluffygif]

Jumping into the weekend like 

Credit: nugtherughugger

[kaijuno]

[mctreeleth]

The ultimate kind.

[the-writer-is-always-write]

In other news, reading the reviews for Cats has become my new favorite pastime:

[hustlerose]

pants cat

[lord-kitschener]

Finally, a cat with some decency

[a-vampire-with-a-soul]

Strong is fighting. It’s hard and it’s painful and it’s every day. It’s what we have to do. And we can do it together. But if you’re too much of a coward for that, then burn. If I can’t convince you that you belong in this world then I don’t know what can. But do not expect me to watch. And don’t expect me to mourn for you, because… [it starts snowing, the clouds blocking the sunrise].

Buffy The Vampire Slayer - 3x10: Amends.

[harryshoneypot]

[ruinedchildhood]

[hilaryduffnet]

[meanplastic]

Me practicing this housewife thing for when I drop out of uni

[twerkcircus]

Hey so I just feel the need to add this. NEVER deep fry in a shallow pot. What happened here is this person put frozen fries in hot oil, and the hot oil will nearly double in size when you drop something cold in it. Then it overflows out of the pot and you have a grease fire. You should never have oil more than about a third of the way up the pot.

[antihelix]

Reblogging because even I didn’t officially know this.

[mousathe14]

Also they’re frozen, they’ve got ice water all over them, you’re just asking for hot oil to just pop off everywhere.

[orangeis]

[nessa007]

Friends 2x09 | The Office 2x10

[denalifoxx-deactivated20220703]

So, I guess it is “hoes before cho’es” with you, friend.

[satanstrousers]

I experienced magic in Central Park today

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

White supremacist trying to form a straight-pride parade accidentally lets truth slip at city council meeting

This is like something straight out of Parks and Rec

[stuck-in-jelly]

The Opposite of The 5 Stages Of Grief

[reyairia]

can someone transcribe this? I have auditory processing issues.

[dancing-coyote]

Please. A transcription would be nice.

[gemstone-enemas]

caption:

“…to justify attacks against us in that park. When they come you’re going to turn right around and say we deserved it. We haven’t done anything. We’re a totally peaceful racist group of—” [crowd goes wild with laughter and inaudible shouts]

[classiestlassie]

Now with transcript!

[disc80s]

kitten needs constant attention

[ricc-ii-deactivated20201015]

Imma start yelling then

[fullmetalfisting]

The pure delight on his face