You Can't Pin Me Down

she/her so very.

[werewolfie]

idk why, but for some reason i find photoshopped pictures of poptart boxes with fake ridiculous, outrageous flavor names to be the funniest freaking thing

like this is hysterical

[cybercrimer]

i am 99% sure that’s how portal 2 ended

[bigstupiduglyogre]

[thebootydiaries]

[funeralcity]

evil party rock is in the house tonight

everybody just have a bad time

and we gon make you lose your minds

we just wanna see you

die

[powerfulwizard]

Everyday I’m suffering

[toshinoriigay-imean-yagi-deacti]

No one:

My brain for like 2 days now:

[kakashitzu]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Other overwatch members (running around shooting guns and shit inside chateu guillard)

Widowmaker, crying: please stop zis shit zis iz my fucking houze

[mega-taiga]

moodboard

[mega-taiga]

a couple more

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[catchymemes]

[stanford-pines]

this is the darkest timeline

[babbeesooboss]

[ebronics]

[dr-gloom]

man if this doesnt convince people our country is wasting money on military funds idk what will

[frerin-shixiong]

You know that you are the one that is wasting it right?

The funds could be used for something far more important but no, stupid people on the internet thought it would be “funny” to make a joke about national security. So much so that you know, you know there are some dumb people out there that are actually doing this thinking they are funny. Thinking they’re getting internet famous because they did something cool. No. This is not funny. This is not something you can sit back and think about how great it is to prank the military. It is not. These men and women are trained to kill for their country. They have gone into this service to protect the rights of a bunch of stupid ingrates that think giving them a tough time is completely fine.

It is not. They have much more important things to do than to deal with your dumb memes. 

If you think that I’m being harsh then you need a dose of reality because people who do this kind of thing are low brow morons that think that all they need to do to defend themselves is to cry while screaming obscenities. 

Grow up.

Leave the people who lay their literal lives down on the line for you day in and day out alone. 

[the-very-gendered-queen]

[ecstasydemon]

no one:

me: hey remember when skydoesminecraft was in a lady gaga music video

[peter-is-a-bean]

Excuse me

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

i Really wanna know what happened in this legal case

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

sonic legally forbidden from sobbing

[jakemorph]

for really great context that panel where Sonic’s crying uncontrollably is supposed to be because his two young kids have been completely erased from existence

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

WHAT

SEGA FORBIDDING SONIC FROM MOURNING HIS OFFSPRING

[hotguysfugue]

[adriftwoods]

[mcdumbassyt]

[netherskull]

cause baby tonight the creepers gonna steal all our stuff agai

[hellsite-yano]

Dude at the counter: AWWWW MAN