Alf on a Shalf

I'm Alf. I sporadically post whatever happens to catch my attention when I'm feeling masochistic enough to log into this Hell-site.

[mens-rights-activia]

[heartofalifer]

what was this movie even 

[eddiemoonson]

A cinematic masterpiece.

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

I CANNOT stress enough that in the Spy Kids films, Danny Trejo is literally playing his titular character from the Machete movies, who happens to be the kids’ uncle, because the movies have the same director

[lang-wich]

what this reply misses is that Machete originated *in* Spy Kids. the Machete movies are Spy Kids spinoffs

[hobgoblinhero]

I think it’s important to make clear that Robert Rodriguez, the director, says that Spy Kids and Machete are alternate universe versions of each other , while Danny Trejo, the actor, says that what happens in Machete is just what he does when he’s not hanging out with the kids

[whatevererr]

oh u guys don’t know about the tarantino/rodriguez universe

[everythingfox]

Cat loves water

(via)

[hollowboobtheory]

I love these furniture makeover videos

[frozteddonutz]

What’s next? WHO is next????

[sassychaostrash]

[cinary]

I don’t even know. It’s from a book about languages my friend’s been reading. (it’s creepy that I can understand it …)

[saeva-sava]

It was actually invented with that purpose: anyone who spoke any European language should be able to understand esperanto. It was meant to be a lingua franca.

[a-magpie-witchling]

STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING Y’ALL AND TELL ME IF YOU UNDERSTAND THIS

[jonajacknife-deactivated2018122]

I,understand about a half of it, I speak some dutch

[andishallemerge]

“What Happened? Did your computer catch a virus? Did you suddenly develop BSE [mad cow disease]?”

[kittyknowsthings]

Between German, English, Latin, a bit of French, Dutch, Spanish and Italian that was actually pretty readable to me.

[systlin]

I speak English and a very little spanish, and I can read it. 

[demi-shoggoth]

Super legible and I love it.

[dr-archeville]

There are a few movies done partly or entirely in Esperanto, the most famous probably being Leslie Stevens’ Incubus (1966), a horror film starring William Shatner!

[jenngeek]

Speak English, know some Spanish and German. I could read this without much hassle and now I’m in awe.

[probablyquestionablerpgideas]

So this is basically this is the equivilent of common

[zeldahime]

I really hate to be that guy but this is not Esperanto! It’s a *different* constructed language called Europanto. But the reasoning and cultural story behind it is the same. :)

[jackironsides]

For those wondering, BSE stands for Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (which, yes, is commonly called Mad Cow Disease).

[santapau]

This Secret Knots comic is brought back to you by a new movie awards season.

[clowncartoons]

holy shit.... this guy's just lines ..?

[swarnpert]

my favorite thing is to say "investing in" instead of "buying"

[amazoogle]

just closed on a big deal with a major grocery chain vis-a-vis the procurement of some fresh strawberries

[kindlygoblin]

[todaysbird]

[pnfc]

the cute perry is retired but hasnt moved in w/ doof yet period

[my-darling-boy]

♡ They are girlfriends!! ♡ (terfs fuck off)

[drawbrandondraw]

[shawnpau]

What

[the-goddamazon-deactivingsoon-d]

I was expecting some kind of explanation at the bottom and I just…

[imsmarterthanyou-deactivated202]

how am I supposed to kiss kiss fall in love in these conditions

[shitpostsampler]

[snuv]

[witch-of-agnesi]

[funny-tik-toks]

[hjartasalt]

Actually I wasn’t born in the wrong body I was just born in my body and then it was up to me to decide what I want to do with that

[fallacious-faggot]

A fucking men

[sunfloodme]

exactly. im going to be a fucking men

[erin-luci-and-me]

you know what. That’s a solid argument. I need these kinds of statements when I go to thanksgiving dinners with conservatives.

We’re born in a body, and we should be allowed to do what we want with it. This argument works also with tattoos. “ You know thats permanent” YEAH. if I’m gonna live in it, I should be able to do what I want to it.

I always wish there was a place I can take my body in like a Skyrim mod to just change it whenever I want.

also. I’d be a fucking men.

[ceekari]

“What do you think FREEDOM means, Earl?”

[elidyce]

“As the sole inhabitant and tyrannous despot of Me-vania, I will do whatever I want to with my sovereign territory, and I don’t care if you don’t like it because I wasn’t going to let you visit anyway.”