A Little Bit of Whimsy

"Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait…wait. I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?"

[stolentweets]

[fill-my-void]

[danscape]

Mist on the Icy Lake

[baawri]

[ariweinklephotography]

Above Grasmere.

[manadhphotography]

Buttermere by Manadh Photography Via Flickr: @manadh

[levourdalak]

I still laugh when I think about the fact that the Ministry of Magic employs people to come up with explanations for magic-related incidents for Muggles.

[levourdalak]

I need a mockumentary in the style of Parks & Rec about the Muggle-Worthy Excuse Committee sitting around a table brainstorming excuses as a floating quill and roll of parchment record everything. The Muggleborns on the committee constantly look into the camera like they’re on The Office.

[tachypodion]

I don’t think you understand how much I want to be magical just so I could work for this office

[chinmaya1011-deactivated2017040]

“Oh yes, ma’am, you were hallucinating. Giants don’t exist.”

[tachypodion]

“No, no, you simply saw a man riding a horse, don’t be preposterous. A man can’t be a horse.”

[captain-acab]

“Come now, be reasonable. Everybody knows a Ford Anglia can’t… can’t fly…… Excuse me, I need to call a colleague of mine to ask him about, ah, something entirely unrelated.”

[fieldbears]

Addition: imagine being the cousin of a muggle-born wizard or witch who works for this office. You work at HuffPo or CNN and every so often you get a text saying “just say it was northern lights”

and your stress migraine kicks in, because whatever just happened, it’s definitely not going to pass for northern lights

[jackironsides]

I WANT THIS AS A FIVE-SEASON NETFLIX SERIES

[oldfarmhousefallfeatures]

Winter Days Pinterest • The world’s catalog of ideas https://www.pinterest.com

[mybookbath]

[bookmania]

Brussels (via epipha_ny on Instagram)

[witchyautumns]

Edinburgh ❤️

lovegreatbritain 🍂 instagram

[scrantonpaper-deactivated201809]

Jim: Michael referred me to a male strip club called Banana Slings. Instead, I called the Scholastic Speakers of Pennsylvania.

[ghostsandgoblins]

#iconic

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[dreamyfilms]

atonement (2007, dir. joe wright | director’s commentary)

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[mymodernmet]

The Old Man Storr is a spectacular pinnacle of rock surrounded by stunning views on the Isle of Skye in Scotland. Looking at these dramatic shots, it’s easy to understand why this fantastic landscape is one of the most photographed places in the world.