Space Mom🗿

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[horrorandhalloween]

by Laure S

[arsuf]

“HAUNTING EVERYWHERE ELSE.”

[afrodesiacworldwide]

IG-@Thesamurairider

[sonsylady-deactivated20200610]

Go girl

[theeeprotagonist]

I’m literally in love with her

[giant-black-cat-huh]

If I wasn’t gay before…

[witchcraft-in-wonderland]

[handsome-flower]

[curlyboys]

Shaina West aka. The Samurider is an Actor, Stunt Person, Martial Artist, Personal Trainer, Influencer and Brand Ambassador. She draws inspiration from her love of Japanese culture, martial arts, samurai, anime and motorbikes.

btw: she’s in the upcoming Black Widow movie 😍 and—

—holyfuckingshitballs. 💖 

[tarantula-veins-deactivated2023]

[i am looking respectfully]

[artissijamm]

EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?????

[cognitohazardous]

love loses

[solarsyrup]

[theocseason4]

[dilutedheartbeat-deactivated202]

Transcript:

So, my daughter just came up to me all upset. I'm like "What's going on?"

She said, "You know I have a crush on Dylan next door?"

"Yeah."

"Well, dad says I can't have a crush on Dylan."

"Why not?"

"Well, he told me not to tell you, but apparently he's Dylan's real dad so that makes him my brother. So I can't have a crush on him."

"Hmmm. Hah. Hmmm. Well, um, don't tell your daddy, uh, but, uh, he ain't your real dad. So, you can date Dylan. That's fine."

[becausebirds]

Australian Magpie

[whitepeopletwitter]

[copperbadge]

I didn’t realize how often I smile to inform strangers I’m passing in a hall or on the street that I’m harmless and friendly until I started masking up. I’m used to “make eye contact, smile, look away” as my default mode of interaction, but now I just look like I’m fuckin’ shifty. 

So I’ve taken to replacing the smile with a slight bow. A small incline of the head, a little tilt of the shoulders, like I’m a regency gentleman bidding you good day. 

[ritavonbees]

and here I’ve been giving people thumbs up like a maniac

[wehaveallgotknives]

oh my god i’ve been winking

[lmaonade]

haters will see you and not wish you a happy penis friday

[vzm]

wishing everybody a penis friday

[yehudah]

[ironychan]

TIL astronaut Jack Schmidt discovered he was allergic to moon dust, which is a thing millions of other people have probably gone their whole lives never knowing.

[ironychan]

Imagine being one of only twelve guys ever to have the honour of walking on the moon and then when you get there you're allergic to it.

[sanctferum]

NASA scientist: you’re back early

Jack Schmidt: moon’s an allergen

NASA scientist: ...what?

Jack Schmidt, loading an epipen and climbing back into the shuttle: moon’s an allergen

[toastbutteregg]

[cosmicnovia]

I'm still really offended that Sesshomaru fucked because he always gave the vibe of "I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose."

[princess-okkotsu-deactivated202]

Yo this made me laugh so hard

[laimfunk]

Animal Crossing: New Vibes 🌴🦝🌴

Audio: https://youtu.be/Vrt18Mfqjf0

[omghotmemes]

[everythingfox]

Owner asks dogs to hide because customer is scared of dogs

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