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[🇮🇩|12-15|Female] {Artist|ARMY|Markiplite|Pegasister|Weeb}

[parano--vigilant]

Okay so I’ve seen PLENTY variants of that shipping meme going around, but I haven’t seen nearly enough pairs for poly relationships! So have some of my fave OT+ tropes!

[italeteller]

HEY YOU YEAH YOU

DO YOU LIKE FAKE MARRIAGE STORIES?

DO YOU LIKE SPIES??

DO YOU LIKE SMOL CHILDREN WITH PSYCHIC POWERS???

THEN SIT THE FUCK DOWN CAUSE I HAVE A NEW MANGA FOR YOU

MEET SPY X FAMILY

THE MAN IS AGENT TWILIGHT, A SPY WHO HAS DISCARDED EVERYTHING ABOUT HIS PAST IN OrDER TO WORK FOR THE COUNTRY OF WESTALIS IN OPPOSITION TO THE COUNTRY OF OSTANIA

KINDA COLD WAR-ISH

HE KICKS ASS, HAS ALL THE GADGETS AND CAN CREATE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE-LIKE FACE-CHANGING MASKS

HE’S THE KINDA GUY YOU REALLY DON’T WANNA FUCK AROUND WITH

FOR HIS NEXT JOB HE’S GOTTA TAKE OUT A POLITICIAN WHO ONLY COMES OUT IN PUBLIC FOR HIS SON’S ELITE SCHOOL REUNIONS

AND TO INFILTRATE THAT AGENT TWILIGHT IS GONNA NEED

*DRUM THE FUCKING ROLLS*

TO ADOPT A KID!

THIS IS ANYA

SHE SMOL

SHE CUTE

SHE A RUNAWAY CHILD FROM AN UNDERGROUND EXPERIMENT THAT GAVE HER THE POWER TO READ PEOPLE’S THOUGHTS

SHE MAY HAVE HORNS, ANTENNAE OR JUST A BOW, I’M NOT SURE

SHE LEARNS TWILIGHT IS A SPY AND TRICKS HIM INTO ADOPTING HER AND THUS BEGINS THE FAKE!PARENT AND CHILD SHENANIGANS WITH A HEALTHY DOSE OF CUTE BONDING

CAN YOU FEEL THE DIABETES YET

BUT THE SCHOOL ALSO REQUIRES MEETINGS TO BE WITH BOTH PARENTS, SO TWILIGHT NEEDS TO FIND A WIFE

THUS ENTERS YORU BRIAR

SHE’S A 27-YEAR-OLD OFFICE WALLFLOWER

SHE’S AN ORPHAN WHO RAISED HER YOUNGER BROTHER ON HER OWN

SHE STICKS HER LEGGY UP REAL FAR

SHE’S ALSO A HITWOMAN UNDER THE CODENAME “THORN PRINCESS” WHO ESPECIALIZES IN KILLING LOADS OF PEOPLE WITH HUGE NEEDLES AND CAN PUNCH YOU SO HARD YOU’LL THANK HER

(SHE’S STRONGER THAN TWILIGHT TOO)

WHEN SHE LIES TO HER BROTHER ABOUT HAVING A BOYFRIEND TO GET HIM OFF HER BACK, HER BROTHER INSISTS IN MEETING THE MAN PERSONALLY AND WILL EVEN REJECT A JOB PROMOTION UNTIL THEY MEET

AND SO THESE TWO CASUALLY MEET AND WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM ANYA, WHO FINDS OUT YORU IS A HITWOMAN AND REALIZES HAVING A SPY AND A HITWOMAN FOR PARENTS WOULD BE ENTERTAINING AS ALL HELL, THEY DECIDE TO FAKE A RELATIONSHIP TO HELP EACH OTHER’S GOALS

TWILIGHT WILL PRETEND TO BE YORU’S BOYFRIEND TO GET HER BROTHER OFF HER BACK

YORU WILL PRETEND TO BE TWILIGHT’S WIFE SO ANYA CAN GET IN THE ELITE SCHOOL

BUT BECAUSE THE POLITICAL CLIMATE IS SO HEAVY WITH SUSPICION AND PEOPLE ARE BEING FALSELY ACCUSED TO BEING SPIES ALL THE TIME, THEY DECIDE TO FAKE-MARRY FOR REAL, JUST TO APPEAR LIKE A NORMAL COUPLE AND THROW SUSPICION OFF THEM AND THEIR RESPECTIVE SECRET JOBS

BUT JUST UNTIL THEY MEET THEIR GOALS RIGHT GUYS

THERE’S DEFINITELY NOT GONNA BE ANY REAL FEELINGS DEVELOPING OR ANYTHING RIGHT GUYS

YES THAT IS A GRENADE PIN TWILIGHT USED AS A WEDDING RING GUYS

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE ACTUAL, GREATEST THING IS? NOBODY KNOWS THE OTHER PARTY’S SECRET

TWILIGHT DOESN’T KNOW YORU IS A HITWOMAN

YORU DOESN’T KNOW TWILIGHT IS A SPY

NOBODY KNOWS ANYA IS PSYCHIC

ANYA KNOWS EVERYTHING BUT PRETENDS NOT TO SO SHE CAN HAVE A FAMILY

IT’S SUCH A STUPID, HILARIOUS CLUSTERFUCK THAT WILL BLOW UP IN GOD KNOWS WHICH WAY AND I CAN’T FUCKING WAIT FOR IT

THUS FAR THERE’S TWO CHAPTERS OUT, 50 PAGES EACH. IT RELEASES ON THE MANGAPLUS APP BI-MONTHLY WHICH IS A LONG WAIT BUT OH GOD SO FUCKING WORTH IT

AND I HOPE THIS POST WILL CONVINCE MORE PEOPLE TO READ IT AND KEEP IT RUNNING FOR MANY YEARS TO COME

[writing-prompt-s]

[markiplier]

100k NOTES AND I’LL TAKE A NAP.

I SWEAR.

I’LL DO IT.

don’t test me.

[hamtastrophe]

it’s sometimes hard to believe rasputin was real. like there’s no non-fucked up part of rasputin’s existence

[bigthecat]

did he do something problematic i thought he was just russia’s greatest love machine

[the-itchy-bitchy-spider]

basic (true) story: fanatical russian monk who has almost never shaved or washed and smells like goats shows up at the russian capital with a creepy look on his beardy face and everyone just assumes he’s a prophet or a saint because he’s got a cult following that believes he can cure illnesses. his stans are sexually obsessed with him and he gets just a fuckton of russian pussy wherever he goes cause apparently he can cure his true believers of illness with god-given dick magic. russia’s queen has him come stay at the palace and sets him up in luxury because she thinks he can cure her son’s haemophilia with the power of russian goat jesus, and they (allegedly) become lovers, probably, ‘cause she craves that unwashed goat-scented dick like the rest of his cult which she now  (allegedly) belongs to. 

then the worst assassins in the history of assassinations try to assassinate him, because all of russia is slutshaming the queen he has too much power over the royal family and it’s helping revolutionaries turn people against the royals. so these idiots have him round for tea and cakes which are poisoned with cyanide, but he is magically unaffected by poison they get the dose wrong and he doesn’t die, and then he drinks three glasses of wine, which are also poisoned, and he doesn’t die, so they tell him to look at a crucifix and shoot him in the chest with a revolver when he isn’t looking, and he doesn’t die, but they think he’s dead so one of them dresses in his clothes and gets driven to his apartment to make it look like he’s gone home to hide the crime, and when they come back he gets up and attacks them, so they stab him in the side with a knife, and he doesn’t die, and then he frees himself and runs outside, so they shoot him a few times more, including in the forehead, and they wrap his body up and chuck him in the icy river, and he doesn’t go into the water, so his body is found on the ice the next day. and get this…. he died…. of hypothermia.

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

additionally, everyone who wasnt in the party of getting rid of rasputin was pretty bummed out when they found him and his miracle dick dead the next day and there was a pretty bangin funeral of which the royal family themselves attended. however after the tsar was overthrown a few month later they exhumed his body and burned it because the new leadership was very adamant about making sure there were no ties left to honor the old monarchy. however this dudes body had never been properly prepped for a cremation which meant that under the extreme heat his tendons and ligaments began to retract and shrink causing his dead body to move and twitch around as if still animate. according to some testimony his body actually sat up straight on the pyre, and at least one spectator fired a gun at the body and another may have allegedly died of shock.

[w0wls]

Rasputin was an old god from times before humans

[mad-duck]

He is like a cleric gone wild

[godlessondheimite]

“did rasputin do something problematic” i am going to die

[rossdraws]

Drew the new starters and their trainers to match! Hope you guys enjoy them 💧🌱🔥

[septic-everlasting]

[thedgeofsleep]

heya, aa, i've never messaged before but uh i need some help with my anxiety at the moment? So I run a RP blog and since last fall I've only had one ship there that wasn't with another ego and I realized now how shitty the relationship has gotten and I'm finally breaking them up but like, the person likes to guilt trip and stuff, what do I do because i'm feeling genuinely scared that i've finally said something after who knows how long. -anxiety[tm]anon

well, one important thing to do is to talk to your rp partner about this and how you’re feeling. if you still enjoy rping with them, you can always ask to do another rp with a new story and new relationships and everything. if you’re uncomfortable, then its important to let them know.

there’s also this wonderful thing in the rp world called ‘multi-shipping’ where you can ship your character with other characters played by other people at the same time. it all depends on what kind of rp that you’re writing out. it’s okay to rp with other rpers, so don’t be afraid to branch out and explore other relationships and threads with other characters.

if things ultimately go sour, then your best bet/last resort should be to block them completely. it may be hard, but if this personal is starting to emotionally manipulate you, then it’s important for you to start cutting ties. don’t let them make you feel bad, you are doing nothing wrong. 

also important, take breaks if you need to! if this is causing you anxiety, don’t be afraid to take a hiatus to make sure your mental health is in order. the rp world isn’t going to go anywhere, so don’t be afraid to take a break and get new and fresh ideas. and when you come back, i’m certain you’ll find some new and fresh rp partners to rp with. 

also! check out [this post] and [this post] for more advice if you’d like! 

[kiyoshilia]

Just an info for my indo artist friends

If y'all are wondering

Apparently their government blocked off access for tumblr to all indonesian users bcus of the amount of reports bout accounts with pornograohy. So they’ll have to use VPN (I thinlk from what I’ve heard)

@veykun @van-arts @afimeatur

[sahcorblg]

DEAR DIGITAL ARTISTS

This is NOT okay, do ya`ll see how small and brittle the new nibs are?? I usually only draw in weekends (I don`t press hard either) and now I have to change them every 3 weeks. 

Complain. Tell them this isn`t okay. Don`t let big companies rob artists because they have the most reliable products. 

Wacom`s website Wacom`s instagram

[easy-hard-archive]

When I was watching Jack’s interview, there was a question “Why do you like Jacksepticeye?”, so I want to tell some reasons why do I like him:

I like him, because he reminds me about my careless childhood, about the times when I was sitting beside my brother and watched him play the game.

I like him, because he helps me to relax and forget about the chaos that surrounds me.

I like him, because he makes me feel less lonely.

I like him, because he’s so down-to-earth and you can relate to him.

I like him, because of that “bond” that he creates and you can call him a friend eventually.

[septic101]

“Look how much good you can do in five minutes.”

[okamakafe]

[rocithefangirl]

This was based off on a post that said that a pshicologist used a nerf gun whenever the patient spoke ill of themselves, and he stopped when they re-phrased their sentence to a better, less self-deprecating one. So I thought of how Chase would totally do that! Keep up that PMA, my dudes!! @therealjacksepticeye

[darktrash-drash]

original WKM set in the 20′s with epic swing music is cool and all

Damien’s “suspicious mayor scandal” just being him serving (illegal) alcohol at his get-togethers and being associated with some flappers

William serving in WWI and coming home to enjoy the boisterous life he’s always dreamt of

Mark throwing extravagant parties, inviting his friends to see the Follies, just having a great time with his friends

Celine in a flapper dress, knocking back cocktails and defying the system and Mark and Will falling completely in love with her for it

Mark making millions in the economic boom but Will losing all of his money in the depression, forcing him to work for Mark

but consider

Dark finding out prohibition ended and finally reveling in a good old fashioned glass of scotch

The egos raiding the mansion’s closets only to find radical 20′s fashion, which they then wear the heck out of, turning the whole place flapper for like a month

Wilford discovers electro-swing, Wilford discovers electro-swing, Wilford discovers electro-swing

(Dark and Wilf d a n c i n g  to electro-swing)

Dark going to Google to get updates on the latest trends for “manipulation purposes” but actually he just enjoys seeing how much things have changed

The Host finding an old 1920′s radio and falling silent as he contemplates this relic so relevant to himself today yet simultaneously from Dark and Wilf’s time (Google almost has a “heart attack” when he sees it)

Dark sneaking in on some of Bim’s shows because the lights and styles remind him of the old shows he used to watch

Dr. Iplier explaining modern medicine, which totally flies over Wilf’s head and baffles Dark (though he wouldn’t show it)

Wilf exuberantly jabbering to the Jims about how “their equipment is so high tech” and “we barely had things like thing back in my day”

Dark being the old grandpa sitting in the living room and enjoying his swingin’ tunes on the gramophone

basically, Dark and Wilf adjusting to a new age with the egos’ help yet still reminiscing about their time is my jam

[otppromptuniverse-blog]

Sad OTP Starters

“It’s alright. I’m right here.”

“Why did you choose me?” “You know very well why, [ NAME ].”

“I’m a monster.” “No, you’re not.”

“You deserve so much better than me.” “Stop lying.”

“Why are you being like this?”

“Please hold me.”

“I can’t take this anymore.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“I’m begging you, please don’t lock yourself in your room.”

“Don’t shut me out.”

“Give me one single fucking reason why I shouldn’t leave.”

“Can’t you tell (s)he’s broken?”

“You’d better put that knife down.”

“Don’t listen to them.”

“Just leave.”

“I don’t need you.”

“Get away from her/him/them before I break every bone in your body.”

“No, wait!”

“Hear me out.” “Why the fuck should I listen to you?”

—

Funny OTP Starters

“Why the fuck is there a cat in my bed?”

“Might I ask why there’s Doritos everywhere?” “No.”

“I found out that your so-called composition notebook is really an Ipad and that you were using a cover to trick everyone at school. By the way, the principal wants to see you.”

“There’s a lot of hair in the toaster should I be concerned?”

“YOU WATCHED ALL THE DISNEY MOVIES WITHOUT ME?”

“YOU WATCHED HARRY POTTER WITHOUT ME?”

“Why is there a dog following you around?”

“WHERE DID YOU PUT MY COOKIES?”

“Oh my god did we actually do it?”

“I found hair in my food. Guess who’s.” “Your imaginary partner’s?”

“We’re gonna binge-watch ALL the Musicals on your birthday and you can’t stop me.” “My plane ticket says otherwise.”

“Your mother keeps on making me sweaters and dude I’m sorry I love her but these are making me ITCH.”

“This little girl/boy keeps staring at me at the restaurant we’re at while chewing food and it’s making me really uncomfortable so I’m gonna stare back.” “Wow.”

“This girl/boy keeps staring at me during classes and they’re making me feel really uncomfortable please help me.”

—

Cute OTP Starters

“Okay so it’s storming and I’m really scared of storms…can we possibly cuddle?…”

“You’re my medicine.”

“I found this really cute meme and it reminded me of you.”

“I can’t help but giggle when you kiss my neck.” “You also squeak.”

“Oh my god you have such an adorable sneeze?”

“I always catch you leaving small notes on my locker/desk. Your handwriting is so pretty and your messages are so sweet.”

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope you don’t mind kisses and cuddles as your gift.”

“How the hell did you get sick so quickly?” “I’m sorry.” “No don’t apologize! I’m here to take care of you.”

“WAIT why is there cake batter everywhere? Are you trying to bake a cake?” “It was supposed to be your favorite…”

“I love you but PLEASE STOP WASTING YOUR MONEY ON ME…”

“I can’t help but think of you. When I do it’s always at school, during classes. It distracts me.”

“You’re always leaving sticky notes with written clues all around the house on my birthday and our anniversary which always ends up with us going to some theme park or restaurant…and I love it.”

“We were in the middle of watching a Disney movie but you fell asleep, so I paused the movie and fell asleep with you just in case you wanted to continue watching when we both woke up.”

“I know you’re a geek for a lot of movies, video games, and musicals, so I bought you a lot of merchandise!”

[wordsnstuff]

Writing Prompt

Kid cereal is your guilty pleasure. You’ve been collecting the personal notes written for you in each box over the years. One day, your friend explains that everyone else receives toys, not personalized notes.

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