Varric Tethras my beloved

Professional Monster Fucker. 25/England/She-Her. Cursed. And VERY Bi.

[chelseareferenced]

BIOWARE WHEN I CATCH YOU-

MAJOR Spoilers for Dragon Age Veilguard, yee have been warned, below there be spoilers

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME AND A FIGMENT OF MY ROOK'S IMAGINATION THAT SOLAS HAD CREATED?!

No no no no no, I was supposed to romance Varric, brush his hair, kiss his forehead and fix Bianca for him.

HE WAS LITERALLY HAUNTING THE NARRATIVE

I cried for 20 minutes, like, ugly cried.

That's my comfort dwarf and he's just gone?

The crying started up again at the end when Rook took over narration

[purple-star-eyes]

it's all fun and games until you realize that the two oldest questions humanity has asked the universe are infact "Where did we come from?" and "Where do we go?"

Cotton Eye Joe is a metaphor for a cold unforgiving universe and in this essay I will-

[chelseareferenced]

Happy 20 Year Anniversary Wildcats

(I have been annoying everyone in my life with this knowledge and today is no different - also guess who gets to meet Coach Bolton at comic con this year? Me)

[meandtheyeehaws]

ep1 of hazbin already made me as happy as can be

what greater joy is there than to ragebait ur ex for no reason

[shurupavert]

LOOK AT DIS LITTLE BABYYYY

HE IS SO CUTIEEE

[tuckedinbugw]

Nothing like holding my love

[leepacey]

[cynicalclassicist]

Watching that film right now!

[whocaresifwearecrazy]

ATTENTION EVERYONE! YOU KNOW WHAT TODAY IS!

[hotvampireadjacent]

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[watfordwallflower]

if i had to read this you do too

[quinintheclouds]

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

[theepitomeofamess]

………

[anony-phangirl]

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Tis the season bitches

[theresneverenoughfandoms]

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

[logan-exe]

Why is this on my dash?

[princeanxious]

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

[randomslasher]

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

[chooseyourmusehasmoved]

“maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance” is an incredibly profound quote and I did NOT expect to get it from a Grinch x Tony the Tiger post

[none-of-your-biscuits]

every fucking year i have to see this on my dash please just let me fucking r e s t

[prokopetz]

It’s that time again.

[janniksins]

since it's spotify wrapped day it's time for my favourite game - send me a number from 1-100 and I'll share that song from my top songs of 2025 playlist!

[shinesurge]

i took a bug into the pewter city museum and experienced an emotion

[chelseareferenced]

This is how Vox had better look in Season 3

[professorlehnsherr-almashy]

Just so we're be clear everyone. That's my son.

[smilepinkleopard]

watching alan carr trying to not be suspicious is so stressful. acc heart palpitations

[ragtag-band-of-murderers]

'you can't kill someone off because they have a better vocabulary than you'

[convolutedcake]

Best thing about celebrity traitors is that Stephen Fry went STRAIGHT to the library and judged the collection