oh man

🏳️‍⚧️ honestly trash blog with no theme adult system 🦎 they/he/it 🌾

[yoshidinosaur]

Apples are a type of fruit.

[yoshidinosaur]

You can eat apples and smell them too.

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[silkwhim]

fun phenomenon

[badassdemonsword]

You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried

[minmos]

this thang has one of my favorite ebird descriptions of all time

[dogpuppy]

[glavilio]

Auguste Jean Baptiste Roubille for Le Rire #20, June 20, 1903 (via umn.edu)

[thrumbolt]

[faygo]

The year is 2015, you wake up at 2pm and rush to your computer. Your friends are on skype! You message your skype group and say “dgdjfgdfg GOOD MRONGING I OVERSLEP TGDFG”, all your friends reply with a keysmash. They update you on what happened while you napped, two of your mutuals got called out for kinstealing. Tsh- not like you’re surprised. Even if they tagged as “not kin or id”, you knew they were reblogging too much chrom art for them not to be kin. Your friends quickly send you the callout post link and you scroll through it hastily. Looks like they also stole their mutuals theme layout. You close the callout and open tumblr.com, you recently changed your url from bpdayato to ayato2 (score!) and need to reblog the notice post again for your mutuals who may not have seen. You have one new ask! You open your inbox to read it. It says- “were u tumblr user schizogod.” …you delete the ask. You know if you say yes they will bring up old callouts, but that’s not important- your friends just sent you a rabbit invite and you’re going to watch darkweb videos!

[etct-deactivated20240208]

is this like satire or did you guys actually live this

[glyphsmash]

you are fucking died. game oval.

[quaintpanic]

[imsomadds]

[gamingcookiereal]

[cool-deltarune-fun-facts]

[nomoheji]

[gaccari]

fatigue

[pokemonarchive]

November 7, 2019 Illustrator: HYOGONOSUKE

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

[frodoomsday]

ive unintentionally made "yucklet eyes" a term i use commonly so i will define it here. i dont know what anyone else calls this but yucklet eyes are when any animal does this especially if it's eyes dont normally look like that

[sabertoothwalrus]

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

[batbetbitbotbut]

[narutwitter]