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⚡🎶 Roxanne Wolf 🎶⚡

im sorry but it’s sincerely so fucking funny to see the absolutely unwinnable situation elon has put himself in. he’s bought an already-unprofitable website, one of the most complex social medias to-date, and immediately laid off half the staff that knew how to keep it running.

and then to try to make it profitable he’s going to charge $8 a month for 50% less ads and the privilege of being filtered to the top of search results.

$8 for the ability to blast your message before anyone else in search results and you dont have to prove you’re actually a person to buy it. he’s building a misinformation machine.

and by unbanning all the absolute scum like trump and such, advertisers want no part of it, so there goes even more profit. and just today he’s said he’s going to “name and shame” all the advertisers that have left if they dont stop being mean to him. because that’ll make them want to work with him. but then if he cows and doesn’t go through with unbanning, his clowns are going to turn on him.

then the kicker is that due to how the lean against Tesla is set up, the worse tesla performs the more debt he’s in & the worse twitter performs, the worse tesla performs.

he’s so fucked

5weekdays

if i don’t see a single drawing of jack black dressed as bowsette by noon tomorrow i’m going to throw my phone out the window of a moving bus

5weekdays

crisis over i did it myself. he should show up to the premiere in this

saturnsocoolioyep

Guys… you’re not gonna fucking believe this one

bewareofdragon

“Oh, he did not just…”

Yes, he did.

cardigarden

Get the fuck outta here

haliderants

This man is the modern day equivalent of the clockwork masters who made strange, intricate wind-up toys for extremely wealthy people. Exceptionally talented, astonishingly inventive, brilliantly skilled, and the pinnacle of craftsmanship that serves to astonish and delight.

lemon-badgeress

CHOCOLATE FUCKER’S BACK ON HIS BULLSHIT

vilmublue

Baymax in the new Baymax! show buying pads for a girl who got her first period and getting help from people, including a trans man.

Some people are really mad about this, when he is literally a health care robot interested in people's physical and emotional needs.

bumpscosity

scaredoe-deactivated20220905

u guys,,,,,, actually want to fuck monsters? like literally actually for real??? u see a huge terrifying monster and think big sexy??? u wanna scary ass bloodthirsty beast to fuck u??? a mothman???? a wearwoof??? VENOM????????????? these arent just memes??? not just jokes??????? u guys arent joking?????????

succubusboyfriend

did people think we were fucking joking about this

blueskittlesart

i love child-timeline sheik for obvious transgender reasons but i also love it because his coming out must’ve been a mess. Link has been wondering for the past 5 years if the whole sexy ninja phase was actually an egg thing bc he never got the chance to ask

necrotranscjk

An important tweet

alpha-beta-gamer

THE CUB is a Sci-Fi platforming adventure where a kid raised by wolves attempts to survive in a post-apocalyptic Earth!

Read More & Play The Beta Demo, Free (Steam)

Gameplay Vid:

alpha-beta-gamer

NAIAD is a wonderfully chilled out river adventure where a water nymph swims discovers secrets and makes friends with animals!

Read More & Play The Beta Demo, Free (Steam)

beardedmrbean

hirokisan79

zephyrine-gale

who’s that pokemon? its cleffanya!

blueskittlesart

ocarina of time: adulthood

beardedmrbean

rockshitty

Gandalf throwing his staff at gollum is what really makes this

captain-snark

Thank you for commenting because I was going to scroll past this.

heathercollinsmd

fyi for those in Phoenix Arizona: stay away from Target because the Phoenix Police still won't arrest this dude despite it being illegal to declare intention of violence like this 🙃

heathercollinsmd

HEY GUYS/GALS/THEY'S I literally hate being the person asking people to reblog something and I scroll past posts that do, but I have been crying tonight about this, because I remember the Pulse shooting where LGBTQIA people lost their lives and the idea of another attack like that terrifies me, so please, because Phoenix has over 1 million people, just reblog? sorry.