Humor, Me

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[xxviolet]

ah yes it's that time of the year where I'm obsessed with Kakashi

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[ouchmyworm-deactivated20190708]

[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]

[braetsch]

[star-cocks-deactivated20181217]

[pastelburrito]

[jojomangaedits]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[thewomenandthechildren]

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

[aliiiiiiice]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

[averruncusho]

Am I having a fucking stroke

[thefloatingmage]

what the fuck was that

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[sufficientlylargen]

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

[tommyeatseaton-blog]

okay but what’s updog ?

[jaiwithanadult]

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

[yumantimatter]

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

[defectivealtruist]

You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

[ghostpalmtechnique]

No, that’s uptalk.  You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

[argumate]

surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

[regexkind]

That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

[another-normal-anomaly]

You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

[yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined]

no that’s an updraft

updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them

[identicaltomyself]

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

[speakertoyesterday]

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

[mistbornthefinal]

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

[yumantimatter]

What’s a henway?

[eversolewd-deactivated20250517]

Oh, about 5 pounds.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[cosed]

you spent 4$ on a frog balloon?

im just trying to be happy

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[pukicho]

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

[luteyandthemermaid]

i beg to differ 

[pukicho]

Then Beg

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[mihawksjesuspiece]

Frizzy

[mihawksjesuspiece]

Untitled for now

[mihawksjesuspiece]

Stalagmite

[mihawksjesuspiece]

“Laughing Hieroglyphic”

[mihawksjesuspiece]

Venus De Milo

[mihawksjesuspiece]

Some Kind of Game

[mihawksjesuspiece]

[mihawksjesuspiece]

Here’s some paintings I did today and yesterday

[mihawksjesuspiece]

I did a new painting so here ya go

[teathattast]

[seravph]

i’m about to say something that will absolutely get me hate

[seravph]

this is what Taylor swift sounds like to me

[footlongdingledong]

actually no the funniest types of pokemon are the ones that are half normal type. like yeah this lion breathes fire but not that much fire yknow .it’s still a lion