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Today's Document
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Andulka
Cosimo Galluzzi
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
occasionally subtle
KIROKAZE
Not today Justin
Mike Driver
ojovivo
Discoholic 🪩
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
sheepfilms
@theartofmadeline
shark vs the universe
AnasAbdin
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@mikazukiokami
What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?
When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.
It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again
and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!
LESSONS LEARNED LEARNING MEDICINE-159
1- A man's worth is not determined by titles or credentials but ultimately by his efforts, truths, and his path of righteousness
2-Many times, the unhappiness of others has nothing to do with you.
3-True changes in who you want to be require extreme, intensive efforts to become a new identity.
4-Having someone who supports you in life is binary; they are there for you, or they are not.
5-It is important for your children to see the world; it's more important that they change it into a better place.
6-You can merely exist in life or make it your mission to live for something greater than yourself.
7. Sometimes knowing the ending of a story can also tell you the beginning.
8-Progress requires discomfort.
9-Scarcity creates value.
10-Many who demand your kindness have none for you.
Source: LESSONS LEARNED LEARNING MEDICINE-159
isn't it insane though how schizophrenic people are viewed as violent and dangerous by the majority of society when in reality schizophrenic people are nearly 14 times more likely to be on the receiving end of violence than to be the perpetrators...
schizophrenic person: makes a post trying to raise awareness about the disproportionate abuse and harmful stereotypes schizophrenic people face
yall: "yeah im not gonna reblog this they used the word ins*ne which is so problematic ://"
What the fuck happens that changes these stats to such a massive degree?
1) schizophrenia hardly ever causes people to be violent so schizophrenic people aren’t more likely to be violent than anyone else
2) schizophrenic people’s autonomy is often taken away from them because of their schizophrenia. because the authorities and mental healthcare providers often automatically assume schizophrenic people to be violent, they’re more likely to immediately react to schizophrenic people's symptoms with violence, without even knowing for sure said schizophrenic person was going to be violent. all of this causes schizophrenic people to be more likely of being victims of violence and abuse. schizophrenic people also have a harder time getting out of abusive households because of the risk of their autonomy being taken away. if a schizophrenic person’s relative or partner is abusive, often the schizophrenic person has no way out of the situation, both because our disconnect from reality can result in us being easier to manipulate, and because the system is built in a way that it takes away our autonomy because of our condition.
also schizophrenic people and psychotic people in general, please do a lot of research before picking a provider for your own sake, and if they try to treat your psychosis in a way that you think is harmful then don’t hesitate to switch providers. your safety and wellbeing should be a priority over everything else.
can y'all please reblog this version instead
people really need to understand that mental illnesses are more of a problem for the bearer than those around. Your discomfort is very mild compared to the shit they have to go through every fucking day
Published erotica: terribly written, costs money
Fanfiction on ao3: Free, isn’t affaid TO JUST USE THE WORD ‘COCK’ FFS
“His genitals, his privates, his hot length, his trobing rod, his magic meat stick-”
Me, in tears: Just say cock
published erotica: the parts that aren’t purple prose about vanilla sex are occupied by dithering and made up problems
fanfiction on ao3: the parts that aren’t sharp, clear prose about scorching kinky sex are occupied by tightly plotted suspense and slam-bang action
published erotica: not interested in the 99% of the market that’s heterosexual? that’s fine, we also have tender white middle class lesbians and slutty white middle class gay men!
fanfiction on ao3: one trans partner? both partners trans? genderswaps? how about a loving long-term threesome that does heist capers? we’ve got non-gendered angels, hermaphroditic aliens – some of whom lay eggs, if you’re into that – oh, and have i mentioned the robots –
published erotica: there, i put in a vampire, i’m such a genre rebel
fanfiction on ao3: i sent the avengers to hogwarts with the winchester brothers, i fear nothing on earth or heaven and only one thing in hell which is that my laptop will overheat in the fires of abaddon so i’ll have to write the sequel longhand
It’s finally happened, this post has popped up on my dash
It finally reached on my lap. Now I am going to pass this thing-
Stories of Qelt Masterpost
(Will be updated from time to time!)
Tags:
#stories-of-qelt
#fanart-of-qelt
Book progress:
On Patreon
Stories:
The five times you refuse to give the fæ your name and the one time you don’t (original one-shot)
Before the flame (Áed and Elaine)
Excerpts:
Excerpt of Chapter 1
Excerpt of Chapter 4
Excerpt of Chapter 5
Excerpt of Chapter 7
Excerpt of Chapter 9
Excerpt of Chapter 12
Excerpt of Chapter 15
Some paragraphs
Áed’s outfits compilation
AUs:
College of Modern Qelt 1
College of Modern Qelt 2
Hands (college of Modern Qelt AU)
Starbucks AU
Stories of Qelt x Elsewhere University Crossover
Qeltober:
The Birth of the Binge-Eater // Mirrors
The strange Fæ of Vines and Wisterias // Wishing Wells
The girl in the tower // Black Butterflies
And arrogance shall end within fire // Echos
Drabbles:
Binding the fire (Áed’s past)
Traveling flame (About Lasair)
Saving Áed (Potential excerpt)
Making Lasair smile (Potential excerpt)
Under the rain (Áed pining hard)
Áed (definition by Lasair)
Where to? (About Lasair)
Little drabble about Lasair
Worldbuilding:
About the magic
Geography
If a Witch loses their Fæ // If a Fæ loses their Witch
Queer people in Qelt
“Those who are seen walking away with a Fæ never come back; but those who are not might” // What happens to those taken away
About the færie rings
Disabilities in Qelt // Sign language (and how it works with Fæs)
A bit about the fashion
About the Bond
Myth and religion in Qelt
About names // A guide to telling a name to a Fæ
A bit about Fæ music
Fæ birth
Færie age and conception of time
Áed:
First design
Drawn by me
With colors
Name pronunciation
Description
Lasair:
Design
About Lasair
With colors (and Áed)
Firefly (Áed/Lasair):
Don’t think twice
Fictional Kiss Prompt: 1 // 2 // 3
Couple mugs // Pride drawing // Intro post // Valentine’s Day
Others:
Ceol and Seanchaí // Designs // Pride drawing // Intro post // Kiss
Sellin and Anemar // Pride drawing // Intro post
Elaine
Moodboards:
Stories of Qelt // Áed // Lasair // Rainbow Aesthetic
Pinterest board:
Áed // Lasair // Fashion // Vail // Midatiara // Enheji // Eomlain // Fæqelt // Fæs // Færie rings // Elaine // Anemar // Sellin // Seanchaí // Ceol
The fae smiled, sharply: “Give me your name, child.”
“Uhhhhh. Stick.”
“What.”
“Does Leaf work better? I’m just kinda looking around this clearing. Look, I’m trans, I haven’t decided on one yet, I’m throwing some spaghetti at the wall, you know how it is.”
Fae are born with features sharp and narrow, yet this one seems to soften as Moss looks at it. Its grin— sharp, teeth gleaming, its eyes— cutting, searching, the jut and pull of its jaw enough to scratch glass. It does not blink. Branch does not blink. It softens.
“I said, give me your name, child.”
“I still haven’t picked one,” Grass defends, even now still hoping for a way out of a faeries deal.
“No. But your parents did. Give me your name, child, and it shall no longer be yours. The entity of your name shall no longer exist, and you will be free for whichever name you choose— Leaf, or Stick, or Lichen.”
“…oh.” says Petal, and in the next moment a name falls from their lips. It is not their name. It never has been. The fae is sharp and cutting and witty, that moment of softness an imagined slight.
“Very well, child. Be warned of mushroom circles, should you lose your name again.”
“Okay,” Mushroom smiles, and the Fae pulls itself away from their reality in a swirl of feathers and silk.
When they go home for the first time in two months, their mother frets over them in a way she had not since they were a child, and she calls them by no name at all.
Havana| The Cuban Coast Guard announced this morning, that they had intercepted an unmanned ship heading for the island, which is presumed to be the SS Cotopaxi, a tramp steamer which vanished in December 1925 and has since been connected to the legend of the Bermuda Triangle. The Cuban authorities
The Cuban authorities spotted the ship for the first time on May 16, near a restricted military zone, west of Havana. They made many unsuccessful attempts to communicate with the crew and finally mobilized three patrol boats to intercept it.
When they reached it, they were surprised to find that the ship was actually a nearly 100-year old steamer identified as the Cotopaxi, a name famously associated with the legend of the Bermuda Triangle.
NOT NOW BERMUDA TRIANGLE
Bermuda Triangle: You guys seem to be having a hard time. Here have this ship back. As a treat.
Liminal spaces
*smooooooch*
🧡 🧡
Cal Kestis and Armitage Hux
My half of an art trade with the AMAZING @cheapbourbon! Also go see @first-order-jedi
sometimes to win you must lose…
(FINALLY!) A fireplace with touchable ‘flames’
Impress your guests by touching the ‘flames’ in this fireplace
All I’m saying is that the Falcon was right in orbit and could have picked them up, patched them up, and let them have a long overdue nap.
It would have been so easy.
Oscar Isaac's fight for your "rights" still pushes rose aside so fuck all of you tbh
That BDE when you only open your mouth after getting your millions 😩😩😩😩😩
Disney are cowards not making stormpilot canon. If they had actually planned all three movies with different directors, complex relationships could have been made for Finn, Rose, and Poe. It’s unfortunate as hell that arose had a minute and a half of screen time, but that doesn’t mean you have to bash LGBT representation in movies.
There was no LGBT representation in those movies. Finnpoe was sth the fans talked up and Disney never ever considered making canon, your faves just fucking queerbaited you even everyone's precious oscar isaac
Two seconds of an unnamed character on screen kissing her love interest at the end of 9 counts. But it’s nothing compared to what could have been established regardless of characters. During the celebration on Ajon Kloss, two woman kiss on screen.
I keep thinking about how henry cavill had to taper off water for like three days before shooting any shirtless scene in the witcher and how chris evans pretty much did the same thing playing cap, and honestly hearing that full-on broke any sense of attraction I've ever had for that kind of definition on a guy. I'd had no idea that's what it takes, and if that's what it takes then that's not a thing for me. Drink some fucking water, jesus christ
Everyone should know and understand this. Healthy, hydrated skin is plump and soft. If you see anyone with tons of muscle definition, it’s probably because they’re badly dehydrated to the point of needing an IV.
Anti anxiety.
