True Stories (and Why They May Be Fake)

I have random flights of fancy, and an odd compulsion to make music at the detriment of my well being.

[weallheartonedirection]

When engineers are bored.

[mikewhiteblogged]

2016 election

News anchor: The new president has been elected.

The entire US population: *sweats in anticipation*

News anchor: and HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA

[the-bluespirit]

[sabi138]

Let’s do a thing

[sabi138]

Reblog and add at least one person who needs more love. 

@chi-mcl, @rottenxcandy, @mcl-zainie

[shadowthorne]

D:

@blackstormbsvp, @socialjusticeichigo, @puraiuddo, @xrockchickx, @tigerwolfspellbear

[tigerwolfspellbear]

I’m pleased and embarrassed at the same time. I can think of five and it’s really hard to keep this list any shorter!

@systlin·, @kusari61602·, @karama9·, @beautifultoastdream·, @shrikestrike·

[systlin]

@tigerwolfspellbear @beautifultoastdream @karama9 @stormshadowfan426 @kusari61602 @daji-ruhu @more-aoe @suzume42

[more-aoe-deactivated20200131]

Oh! Thank you for thinking of me!

@dreadthewolf, @gaurdian9sunshine, @inquisitorhotpants, @paniconthestreetsofkirkwall, @g-m-kaye, @slothquisitor

[slothquisitor]

Awwww this is sweet. :D @halfblood-fiend and @maepricot.

[halfblood-fiend]

Ah ahhh! :D

@thegillyfox @demonicdivas (because she sad today) @surlysara @cullenstairshenanigans and @cantkeepmyeyesoff

Everyone actually! Yay!

[surlysara-deactivated20160114]

jeeze fiend, you know how to warm the cockles of my heart.  @firgolfin @flowerbabytrevelyan @vcook10 @captainceranna @ansunobe all the love!

[captainceranna]

aw shucks sara! So nice :D  

All the love to @oblivionscribe, @insideofadoge, and @lupalavellan

[oblivionscribe]

Thank you, Art Amigo! You’re so sweet!

Super amounts of love and treats to: @thecrazycatmage, @winmommy, @botticella89, @flowerbabytrevelyan, @lyrium-commander, @nothisis-ridiculous, @head-bitch-inquisitor, @elfrooted, @dragonmaidenofchaos, @lechatrouge673, @alleiradayne, @kay-jo-mackie, @miraamell, @cullenstairshenanigans, @cullenswaifu, @triaelf9, @jellopunch, @zombiefishgirl, and probably a million other of you sweeties! I love you all! <3

[kayjaydraws]

Oh wow! Thank you so much! *hugs*

Passing the love along to @miraamell @commander-cullywully @cocotingo @flowerbabytrevelyan @carpe-cullen @jessterminate @triaelf9

I know I’m forgetting some other great people, and I’m sorry! 

[kill-your-idols]

*runs in circles squealing* Thank you so much! <333

Sending my loving to @wupuga @thesecondsealwrites @head-bitch-inquisitor @scribeklio @cantkeepmyeyesoff @fadingforhim @rabidtanuki @wardenparker @nothisis-ridiculous @lizmapes

And everyone! Absolutely every single person in the world! Everyone deserves to be loved no matter what! <333

[hibiscusheadlamp]

thanks for the love!!! sending some to: @blustersquall, @blimington-bear, @botticella89, @cheekywithcullen, @captainamericasbrother, @dualwieldingtymber, @eternalshiva, @elfrooted, @eeveevie, @evilsister007, @noblehouseoftargaryen, @oblivionscribe, @razzmatash, @warriormaggie spread the love!!! 💚

[eternalshiva]

aww thanks! @perpetual159 @froschkuss @pyschoticbiotic @bioticbooty @galtori @feylen @tycheh @fontofnothing @oblivionscribe @eeveevie @anon-omis @gaurdian9sunshine @slugette @picchar @siriusdraws @cccrystalclear @raexmell @digital-goddess @elfrooted @frank-a-lank @fatally-procrastinating @therealmcgee ;A; off the top of my head

[ventrue-rosary]

Oh my goodness thank you so much shiva!! ;u; I’ll try to keep this short but know that all of you deserve so much love!! @nightingaletrash, @vorchagirl, @hawkeykirsah, @erugalad, @zillacat, @somecallmesheps, @noheroeswelcome, @cchickki, @bioware-fanatic, @rivaini-witch, @gaurdian9sunshine, @sideburns-singing-and-villainy <3

[nightingaletrash]

0/////0 thank you Amy!!! So here’s some of mine: @butterscotcheye @dalishiouself @sideburns-singing-and-villainy @elenwenis @curseofashes @alma-angelheart @triomaxwell and all of my nightingales!! Love you guys!! ❤️❤️❤️

[butterscotcheye]

ooh my, thank you so mush<3

I don’t really know what qualifies for it, cause i feel like aaaall of my friends deserve more and more love ><; so choosing is hard. All i can think of to keep it down, are maybe some people that i don’t see getting reblogged as much as i’d think they would. maybe @chantrytears, @ewok-en-wonderland, @nighitngaletradingco, @andariellehime, @bilztwing, @professorjulielangford, @achrius, @lauryl23, @livingonwonderland, @lightsxofxoblivion, @lilalynx, @haethel, @lonelypegasus, @teacorgi, @darknessdreamcatcher, @merkygloom, @crownofbone, @garahel, @firestone99, @the-knights-stars, @itwasineffable, @dellavallhalla, @leonoriel, @beautifulbeardkenshiro, @beatuscineris, @sashimini, @artist-of-troy, @techteddyposts, @theashenphoenix, @wl-memo, @anyerina, @amayanocturna, @hols-hollen @victorvonblue, @ian-has-a-nice-ass and @team-laufeyson yeaaaah that’s still a really long list >< sorry.

[ewok-en-wonderland]

@farcry-and-other-games @gravityspikemyheart @musicbookspaint @epalexes@aceofexospades @prisoner-in-durgesh @lshwari @winteralliecat @nazazel@raveninthevoid @itsqueentalia @heinousqueen @ac1234unity@gamergeek322 @endergamer13 @jellyfazbear @senka-mesecine@namaste-and-good-luck @thingsaboutvideogames @theundyingmind @hellwenn @robindawss @dawns-inquisitor @paganminion@kaneki-kenway @badasswithglasses @piratekingvaas @gavin-youidiot@ajayandfriends @homelikecarcass @xgoldennovex @trace-afj @aldersxn @imyourboi @azielt @stargazing-and-sleep @great-king-min @one-winged-honeybee @aldersxn @exitromance @cochise-pls @lazysues @favouritefandoms-imagines @trace-afj @booker–dont–dewitt @mike-munroe @yourtrollnovice HEEEEEREEE WE GO AGAAIN! Sorry for the tags but you deserve all the love in the world especially my love… and the rest of my followers, and the people I follow, everyone :3 awww yiiss  ❤ ❤ ❤

[kaneki-kenway]

Aaaaahhhh thank you @ewok-en-wonderland ❤❤ And these awesome people as well @swallowedupbytheocean, @snicklefrit-z, @cornerstoneofmisery, @redhotchillipepperz, @annierofltdieweltrauf, @glados-is-watching-you, @love-forgot-me, @acnoway, @ac1234unity, @screamingbloodymurder, @timeismykryptonite, @the-distance-remains, @the-day-i-learn-to-fly And everyone else that sees this post deserves to be loved :)

[ac1234unity]

Omg i love you all :3  ❤ ❤  thank you @ewok-en-wonderland and @kaneki-kenway and also these great people @piratekingvaas @videogamersoul @assassin1513 @1er-monde @madame-dorian @ahkinii @liberte-ou-mort @daikiraikirai @rain-of-sakuras @amayanocturna @hinawonhislove @hyperionsrhys @gamingunicorn @elevh @kingjacob840 @aycutiepie @atraversso @captaindanielalexander @abdalqadir @canadianassassin @anikvelis @the-best-crazy @jjouce @kara-kaneki-korra @book-of-raziel

[1er-monde]

thank you so mush <3 So here’s some of mine:

@ac1234unity @rpg-mood @kaeshaestcharlie @itstartwithasmile @borg-to-be-alive @rixusaku @iksumi @split-heart  @valentinia-esmereld @hito76 @xenored

[kaeshaestcharlie]

Thank you @1er-monde <3  :)

And thank you too @laprincessemyriam , @leonou, @meiati , @lyounaetlaplanete, @naeco-vous-sourit-bien-bas , @mots-de-l-ame, @egalitariste, @ponderation, @chateauxdesablemandern, @assigneegarcon, @acaronprive, @verum-natura, @kelosdustecos. , @greynne, @themagnificentpurplecat, @carotninja

[chateauxdesable]

Thanks A LOT  for tagging me @kaeshaestcharlie <3!

here’s to

@immafindaurllater @princesse-tchimpavita @by-juls @dogsinspirerabbits @mme-patate  @residentgoodgirl  @cuveeontarienne @meliegribouille @daethra-kae @annahitman @vis-ta-vie-en-slip-a-paillettes @limportancedeschoses @lord-chainsaw @lautrepas @sensitive-loud-proud @brainasasnake @viresqueacquiriteundo @zann @sous-les-jupes-des-filles @wasgehtdichdas-an @queenoftheoctopuses @blackflagforscience @serre-la-lumiere @laughterdreamimagination @what-would-frida-do @catlovesmocalike @theblacklittlemermaid @tout–ou–rien @kaarchin @myovada  @spacealtie @livreclem @suzanne-dragon

but EVERYBODY needs more love! my followers, the people I follow  <3333

[laughterdreamimagination]

Thank you to the lovely @chateauxdesablemandern for tagging me <3

Everyone deserve a lot of love, but here some people that pops on my mind right now : @i-wike-it-alot @the-lost-colony @capcakeobvious @catastrophiccourtesy @ernestine-scatterbrain @osianya @skiesfallithurts @be-geniall @thelastbitofsanity @zaynydays @thewaryfangirl @caseyjun @stringmagnet @catherinemagal @amagicdragon42 @otp-ysl-and-adidas @irosyan @blake-ritson-love @asktheironfrost

[infinitemagicdragons]

Thank you so much :D @laughterdreamimagination

@actuallywadewilson @indecisive-is-my-middle-name @onehellovapilot @sitkasswedish @that-random-alien @elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey @luciferofficial 

[indecisive-is-my-middle-name-de]

I don’t know how I missed this earlier! <3 Thanks @amagicdragon42

@girlwithapurplescarf  @lipstickandnamaste @theladyofthedarkcastle @hiccuptheca

[mikewhiteblogged]

@indecisive-is-my-middle-name @amagicdragon42

[just-shower-thoughts]

What if dogs literally shat land mines?

[taffybuns]

these puppies believe in you, and you should too

[youfoundbethany]

Affirmation Puppies! I can get behind them!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Tinder is a turn-based strategy game, and nightclubs are real-time strategy games

[issueslikevouge]

Depression isn't always at 3am, sometimes it hits you at 3pm when your with friends and you're half way through a laugh and suddenly stop

[mikewhiteblogged]

The damn truth,

[beben-eleben]

[drunktrophywife-deactivated2015]

@internetexplorers

[oamisoa-deactivated20160323]

I’m screaming I love this

[rainfelt]

@fullten

[fullten-deactivated20240430]

I want all of this😍😍😍💖💖💖💖

[mycinephilelife]

[mikewhiteblogged]

College explained.

[kristenbouchard]

fall is the perfect time to date someone imo… like it’s chilly so you can both get bundled up and go for coffee dates and walk through parks and take cute fall photos and come home and get all snuggly under blankets and watch halloween movies like how perfect would that be

[funkytrashcan-deactivated201512]

Fun science fact: fall is actually human mating season. It is naturally the perfect time for us to date; ideally we would get together in fall so we can stay together and mate in winter and then babies can be born in summer.

[kristenbouchard]

is that why I’m always so Lonely in the fall

[meloetta]

do you ever see a girl so pretty you just want to like… reconsider your lifestyle… take up a healthy steady diet… become a more financially successful person… call your parents and thank them for bringing you into this world during the same timeline as her…

[hgwhgwhgwhghwghwg-blog]

[virgoprivilege]

mate i’ve been on this website since 2010 and in five years i’ve never been more offended than seeing banana bread labeled ‘shit tier’

[streetartlog]

[culturenlifestyle]

Inside Banksy’s Alternative and Grim Version of Disneyland

Welcome to Dismaland, where life isn’t always a fairy tale! Located at the seaside resort of Weston super Mare in the UK, Dismaland is a sinister, dystopian and less glamorous version of Disneyland. As his most ambitious project, Banksy is clearly portraying his authentic views of the famous institution and the “evil” it posses. It is anti-capitalist, dull and clinical modification.

Inside the 2.5 acre site, you will find a grim fairytale castle, a boat pond full of asylum seekers, and other satirical oddities, such as an anarchist training boot camp.

Among its 18 attractions is the Grim Reaper, the sight of Cinderella falling from her pumpkin carriage, and a woman who is morbidly attacked by seagulls.

The exhibition includes pieces from over 50 artists from 17 different countries, which include artists such  Damien Hirst, Jenny Holzer and Jimmy Cauty.

You can see Dismaland’s in all its grim glory this weekend, starting on August 22, 2015.

h/t: banksyarts

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

it’s deep because we, like… took the bright happy commercialist things… and made them, y'know, bad??? it’s a metaphor, you see, because capitalism is bad like… decaying castles and toilet whales and shit… *takes bong hit*

[cheaphalloweencostume]

u think they have fastpasses??? catch me in the grim reaper bumper cars before anyone else

[devilishdescent]

holy shit if i read a description of this stupid thing i would write it off as an overwrought parody but it’s not it’s real fucking hell

[bogleech]

I can’t believe with all the shit going on in the world there’s still artists who are going to devote this much energy and money to “duuude, like, oh man, DISNEY, they’re like, a corporation and shit, but they sell cute stuff, whoa, it’s like totally conditioning the poor sheople into capitalist subservience brah!!!”

“I am an imbecile” balloons? Shamu coming out of a toilet? If I were an art teacher and a student proposed any of this I would go to their house and make their mom hide all their video games.

[glengi-deactivated20211220]

[sleepingwiththekings]

Twenty One Pilots Piano sheet music masterpost

Sheet Music:

Addict With A Pen

Before You Start Your Day 

Car Radio

Drown (Tyler Joseph)

Glowing Eyes 

Goner 

Holding Onto You 

Implicit Demand For Proof 

Message Man 

Oh Ms Believer

Taxi Cab 

The Run And Go

The Judge

Truce

We Don’t Believe What’s On TV

[mikewhiteblogged]

My first Lets Play is up! It’d be great to get some input!

[yrbff]

We shot-for-shot remade the “Friends” opening with PUPPIES, because OF COURSE WE DID. More info on the pups here! 

[skrifar-deactivated20250831]

OMFG THEY LEFT MATTHEW PERRY IN THE VIDEO

[mikewhiteblogged]

@wishiwerevulcan