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yke. this isn't a proper bio but it'll have to do ✌

[greatestbastard]

[holdthepossum]

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

[frostyknickers]

me as a discovery

[dajo42]

[unlovde]

I understand what this stick figure is feeling

[slightmood]

when u show love to your pet and they end up sitting on your lap but u got things to go do

[pikaniuu-deactivated20231218]

WHY CANT I STOP lAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHA

[arcueid-archive-deactivated2019]

I was thinking about this damn vine at the beach and i ALMSOT sharted in the water

[coaltar-of-the-deepers]

I have laughed at this for literally 5 minutes straight

[ffrances-deactivated20181119]

@fuks

[video-hall-of-fame]

me as a parent 

[body5000-deactivated20180929]

being a human is kinda dumb because we get to REASON and THINK HARD which really isn’t fair, i’d rather be an orchid and eat light beams all day, no offense to the miracle that is evolution, like, thanks for the opportunity to participate in an advanced society but put me in the ground 

[sleepwalk3rs]

In Hearts Wake

[weavemama]

THIS IS SUCH MOTIVATION

[jellycarp]

This is fucking disgusting, good god.The last thing I want life to be is predictable. FIVE YEARS, she worked on the SAME BASIC GOAL for FIVE YEARS. It’s an amazing accomplishment, great, woo-hoo for Akinosun. There is much to admire about this kind of greatness.

But my motivation to work hard in life comes from the dream that every day could be even more unexpected than the next. I’m looking to dive into chaos and use the vast breadth (rather than depth) of everything I’ve learned (plus a bit of improv) to wrestle it to the ground, not to wrap myself up in the long-term chains of committing to a single fucking skill.

[therealklt]

Your comment is embarrassing. I wanted to reblog this directly from you to make certain that you knew that. Good luck wrestling intangible concepts at your underwater improvisation class, or whatever this was supposed to mean.

[bonitaapplebelle]

Imagine being this bitter

[littleblue-black-girl]

WOW

[pinkcookiedimples-deactivated20]

Ladies and gentlemen I introduce you to “Fake deep.”

[melanin-king]

Cornball

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

At first I was waiting for the JK they lit part of the joke to come in…I can’t believe you made me read that bullshit with my own eyes.

So anyway I wanna be that kind of amazing when I put something into the universe it happens. Go her

[nalianova]

No, El, you’re not the monster.

[goldchi]

[postscribed]

[stability]

poetry

[mattdaddairyo]

Anthony cannot get over how good Sebastian looks

[upslapmeal]

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LOOK INTO MY EYES AND LOOK INTO MY MOUTH

[thebestoftumbling]

[mapsontheweb]

World Risk Index 2016.

World risk index: disaster risk for 171 countries by multiplying vulnerability with exposure to natural hazards vulnerability: lack of coping and adaptative capacities of a country.

[useless-netherlandsfacts]

Aka: when the water comes we’re fucked

[josephskeery]

#LOOK AT HOW PRECIOUS THEY ARE [x]