Mildlytraumatizeddetective

Detective Mat, at your service!

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

Hello!

Im detective Mat, it's a pleasure to finally be meeting you all.

Rules:

This is mostly playing into my AU of Escape the Night, so if i say anything not completely accurate, dont be to upset by it

2. Flirty asks are ok, but im a minor, so please refrain from NSFW posts

3. I have a life- dont rush me to respond

4. My other accounts are @inkangeliguess (main account), @thebetterengineer (ISWM Mack rp), @welcometothetiktokscp (SCP researchers rp)

5. Dont get to annoyed by my and any other ships, I view the detective and the rest of the ETN cast as characters, not the actual youtubers

6. Have fun!

[inkangeliguess]

Its my birthday :]

[kyri45]

Hello dear!

Sorry for bothering you, but it's important to remind you to turn off your asks for a few days! Bad things are going to happen on Tumblr soon...

Don t know anything about this but BETTER BE SAFE EVERYBODY!!!!!!

[heart-dotmp4]

@puzzlevisiondarling @bl0si @totallyhumannotalienhehe @bigidiotenergytm @razberriesss1 @spinztheregularguyoffical @oculis-aspicientis-666 @theclownkid @no-one-of-any-importance @oddlyvoid @oofblue @nutcoffin @eve-pie @sketchquill @yunsed @imagineforeststudio @theyamjam @doyoureallyneedme @yet-happy

Tagging everyone i know, cause if they have a friend or their posting mouthwashing, i want them to be careful, please be careful everyone, i hope no one will experience this no matter the fandom, cause thats jut so fucked up.

[birthdayclownn]

Thanks for the tag! I’ll be sure to do this, asks will be off until January ish

[heart-dotmp4]

Good to know, i hope you stay safe frankie!

[henry-and-nancy-elsner-kisser]

Everyone spread this bc you need to turn off your ask box for bc for safety @sayuri-does-skits / @sayuri-finn @nightkit92 @eminsunnytoons @nia1sworld @antonias-beloved @textbook-dinner @flutterflutteryay @oddlyvoid @iggyguyy @sundove88 @s4gefr0g @n0vatsu @random-duolingo-doodles @devillemon085

[s1ll1s1las]

@mel-loly @edgywithaheart @gachaclubideas

@yourlocalxiaosimp @2laffy2 @justafriendlystranger etc..

[yourlocalxiaosimp]

Wtf will do holy shit

@demonicallyslaying @nanochittle @homocidalpotat @st4rrl1ghtwastaken @angelicallyresurrecting @the-silly-words-on-your-screen @hauntedpotat

[totally-italy]

I will be doing this too. Sorry, I'm trying to tag some of my mutuals but my memory isn't great!

@france-the-third, @eliza-married-a-gay-icarus, @france-unofficial, @officially-dorset, @this-machine-runs-on-coffee

@kianf1sh, @historyfan9784, @tragicassi and @chronically-online-italian.

[france-the-third]

the fuck is wrong with people

uhhh @france-unofficial @totally-france @kidnaps-you

[ineedtoespressomydepresso]

what the actual fuck...

@the-actual-ocean @the-actual-catacombs @the-most-official-news @the-newest-official @the-officialest-news @the-official-news @real-british-empire @bonsai-maze @aneptunicperson @cheddarcheddarcheezits @localsillybilly2 AND ANY GIMMICK OR ROLEPLAY OR FANDOM BLOGS

[a-lesbian-frogg]

Oh my god..

@ask-pomni-things @ask-ragatha-tadc @ask-ribbons-tadc @asksuperlightextras @ask-jax-things @ask-jax-the-rabbit @doompicklez @faerieofthenight @zooble-the-whatever-i-am @unnamed-enby @salfisher1992 @themuseinthewoods @ask-serial-designation-n @midnight-soulless-system @juan1dupree23 @cheddarcheddarcheezits

(Sorry if I bothered any of you big ask blogs but I'm just making sure y'all know about this and so you can tag any other ask blogs that I didn't)

[melda0m3]

@prometheus2007 @dont-look-me-in-the-eye @batmine @the-real-loser-otaku-girl @toxetta

[batmine-deactivated20250215]

@failure--girl @melodiiyuyu @yume-chiyo @selfish--envy @stupid-jirai @ribboncvt @bpdgrrrl1312 @bl00dn0t3-x3 @blukutz @sakiyaki-sashimi @jiraimelda @ki-2-your-heart @crisquirrel @coping-mechanichzms @criminaldoenjangjjigae @dolly-girl-rie @digital-mine @angelicfrill @f4ilure-idol @fancyisunwell @happysweetstuff @maskedrealities @maewii15

[failure-girl-fuyu]

@jiraikasa-kun @jyakkopotto-saddo-gaaru @oshidorifuufu @toxetta @therealzed01 @yume-chiyo @internet-angel-astra @porcelainautopsy @pienprince @personwholikespmtok @pastelbandaidangel @an-angel-to-all @angelchiko @sc3n3-doll @silly-lackadaisy @dreampile @dec4yingdogteeth @felixnavidadunderscore @fishii28 @goofylouie @goromustdie @hy4c1nthh @j3naissance @ki-2-your-heart @k0kainek4tz3 @kyriaejiraiblog @c0unt1ngdaystilthat @caffeinatedcvtterrr @vee1021 @bl00dn0t3-x3 @blukutz @bladeechan @mermaidserenade @maybe-a-landmine @microwaved-meat @maxterofnone (sorry if anyone was already tagged, just wanted to spread the word)

[sc3n3-doll-deactivated20250118]

@daydream-the-demon @author-of-the-year @jenumarts @v-vox-v @mysticaidenanimatez

@carmyn-rambles @caspar-lynn @doveatheart @EVERYONEYOUCAN

[justvincentorvinny]

@abe-the-detective-blog @benjamin-wkm @mildlytraumatizeddetective @ANYONE ELSE

[inkangeliguess]

Hi yes I’m aware the current state of the us is bad. This is a message to all my mutual, or even followers, both American and not:

I CARE ABOUT YOU 🫵🏻 I WANT YOU TO BE OK 😡😡😡😡

“But Inkangel I’m a minor” SO AM I, YOUVE GOT AN OPINION TO. DONT LET THEM TELL YOU OTHERWISE 🫵🏻

“But Inkangel I’m LGBTQ” I AM BISEXUAL AND MOST LIKELY ALEXIGENDER, WE WILL SURVIVE AND LIVE IN SPITE 🫵🏻

“But Inkangel I’m neurodivergent” I HIGHLY SUSPECT I AM AS WELL. IF YOU NEED HELP I AM AVAILABLE TO DM. I WILL NOT FORCE YOU TO TELL ME ANYTHING, JUST KNOW THAT I ACCEPT YOU 🫵🏻

“But Inkangel I’m a furry/therian/alter human/whatever other term” I MAY NOT UNDERSTAND HALF THE TERMS YOU GUYS USE, BUT WHY SHOULD I CARE ABOUT WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY? 🫵🏻

“But Inkangel I-“ SHHHHHH 🤫 YOU KNOW WHAT I DONT ACCEPT? PEOPLE WHO BRING DOWN OTHERS. PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTIVELY HARMING OTHERS. IF YOU ARE PEACEFULLY EXPRESSING YOURSELF, WHY SHOULD I JUDGE THAT? YOU ARE VALID AND I LIKE YOU 🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻

ARE YOU A MUTUAL WHO WANTS TO TALK TO ME MORE PERSONALLY? IVE GOT DISCORD, JUST TALK TO ME ABOUT IT

(If I am ever weird to you in DMs, it’s because your blog is unclear about whether or not you’re a bot)

LIVE. IN. SPITE RAHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[inkangeliguess]

I’m in a horrible mood please send fandom stuff so that I’m not depressed all day.

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

TRICK OR TREAT

“Good thing I got Canada prepared, because you scared me- hope you like a tootsie rolls!”

[the-best-riddler]

send this to all your favourite moots and pass the pumpkin round! KEEP THE PUMPKIN TRAIN GOING 🎃🖤🎃🖤🎃🖤🎃🖤

Sounds fun!

@abe-the-detective-blog

@posionl0ve

[abe-the-detective-blog]

Heads 🎃🎃

@rose-vines-filled-trones @mildlytraumatizeddetective

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

Pumpkin!

@the-local-eldritch-microwave

[inkangeliguess]

It’s my birthday 🎉

[inkangeliguess]

My birthday is in three days :)

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

I gift ye candy corn!

“Aw, thanks!… Candy Corn is kinda gross, but thanks!”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

Aaaabbbeee I miss you, I’m bored. I haven’t had work in weeks :( -Mat

“Wait, you haven’t had work in weeks but I’ve had thousands of work?! How the hell..”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Yeah.. the break was nice at first, but I don’t really know what to do with myself”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“Yeah..honestly I’m bored too any ideas at all?”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Uhh… do you have any plans for Halloween?”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“Hang out with my cats and possibly my boyfriend if he’s not busy and doesn’t wanna be alone.”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Oof- I was hoping we could maybe do something then? I don’t really dress up anymore, but it might be fun”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

Aaaabbbeee I miss you, I’m bored. I haven’t had work in weeks :( -Mat

“Wait, you haven’t had work in weeks but I’ve had thousands of work?! How the hell..”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Yeah.. the break was nice at first, but I don’t really know what to do with myself”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“Yeah..honestly I’m bored too any ideas at all?”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Uhh… do you have any plans for Halloween?”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

Aaaabbbeee I miss you, I’m bored. I haven’t had work in weeks :( -Mat

“Wait, you haven’t had work in weeks but I’ve had thousands of work?! How the hell..”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Yeah.. the break was nice at first, but I don’t really know what to do with myself”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

*Abe’s phone turned on with a notification*

“Hey Abe, heard you weren’t feeling good?” -Mat

She looked at her phone and was under a pile of blankets. “I got turned into a girl again mat. Fucking all my process gone!”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Oh, shit- uh- you want me to come over?”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“Yes.”

“I’ll literally let you do whatever I don’t think I should be alone.” Abe sat her phone to the side and went back into her cocoon

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

Few minutes later Mat walked in. Noticing the blanket lump that was Abe, Mat let out a chuckle of pity.

“Heyyy buddy” He sat down and gave Abe a pat

[abe-the-detective-blog]

Abe, who know looked very feminine, and even has hair sighs a bit poking her head out. “This is an actual nightmare.” Abe sat up and pushed the blankets off of him. Trigger walked to mat and meows at him.

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“How’s this even happen?” He asked softly, using one hand to brush some hair away from Abe’s face and the other to pet Trigger

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“Fucking a prank…literally everything is gone. They gave me a chest again mat!” He rolled his eyes and smiled at mat as his hair was brushed away. “Thanks..” Harvey saw mat and jumps at him and meows.

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“What can I do to help? Just, at all, I can try my best” He says, laughing at the cats swarming him

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“I..I’m not sure exactly mat..wanna help me shave my head to see if it’ll help? This hair is so uncomfortably wrong.” He rolled his eyes a bit but smile at the cats. “Missed ya.”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“You’ve got any razors or scissors I can use”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

Abe hands mat a pair of scissors and looked at him smiling softly. “Your the best”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Alright, hold still. I’m gonna try to cut as short as possible” Mat took the blanket off of Abe, before taking the scissors and cutting close to his head

[abe-the-detective-blog]

Abe nods his head and smiles at mat and closes his eyes trusting mat and the process. “Thank you mat. Literally owe you my life.”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Don’t worry about it man” He cut at the hair, large clumps of it dropping to the floor

[abe-the-detective-blog]

The cats starts to play with the large clumps of hair. “Oh god, guys be normal. Your not normal ever”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

Mat started giggling watching the cats “We should’ve gotten a bag or something first, we’re getting hair everywhere”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“I have to sweep anyways it’s fine mat. Keep going.” He chuckled and shoos the cats away.

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“If you say so” He kept cutting the hair. Eventually, he managed to give Abe a pretty thin buzz cut

[abe-the-detective-blog]

Abe waits for when mat was done. Once done he looked at himself and then hugs mat. “You’re the best!”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Anything else you need?” He asks, hugging back

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“No, this actually helps a lot more than you think. Definitely will take you to a musical after this.”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

Mat beamed “Really!?!?”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“Yes yes yes.” Abe laughed and cleans up the hair. The cats looked at mat and bit mats ankles.

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Wh- hey!!” He jumped, but didn’t actually seem to be mad

[abe-the-detective-blog]

Abe chuckled and smiled. “They’re upset because you haven’t petted them in a while. The nibble.”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

Mat rolled his eyes before grinning and petting both cats

[abe-the-detective-blog]

They both purr instantly and meow crawling over mat. “Jeez. There worse with you then my boyfriend.”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Hehe- I like cats”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“Do I gotta buy you one?”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Uh- no- I.. don’t have the time or energy to take care of one” He frowns, more somber

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“Hmm…fair. How about a fish?”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Maybe??”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“That’s the only one I can think that’ll be ok.”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“No worries, I can live without a pet” He paused, giving a quick look at Abe “Did you know that bandages can work as a binder? It’s not recommended but it is an option”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

He chuckled a bit and smiled at mat. “I know I’ve done everything…tape bandages ect. I know it’ll go away eventually but that can’t come soon enough..”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“I’m.. I’m sorry Abe. Even if I can’t relate to how you’re feeling, this does sound tough”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

*Abe’s phone turned on with a notification*

“Hey Abe, heard you weren’t feeling good?” -Mat

She looked at her phone and was under a pile of blankets. “I got turned into a girl again mat. Fucking all my process gone!”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Oh, shit- uh- you want me to come over?”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“Yes.”

“I’ll literally let you do whatever I don’t think I should be alone.” Abe sat her phone to the side and went back into her cocoon

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

Few minutes later Mat walked in. Noticing the blanket lump that was Abe, Mat let out a chuckle of pity.

“Heyyy buddy” He sat down and gave Abe a pat

[abe-the-detective-blog]

Abe, who know looked very feminine, and even has hair sighs a bit poking her head out. “This is an actual nightmare.” Abe sat up and pushed the blankets off of him. Trigger walked to mat and meows at him.

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“How’s this even happen?” He asked softly, using one hand to brush some hair away from Abe’s face and the other to pet Trigger

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“Fucking a prank…literally everything is gone. They gave me a chest again mat!” He rolled his eyes and smiled at mat as his hair was brushed away. “Thanks..” Harvey saw mat and jumps at him and meows.

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“What can I do to help? Just, at all, I can try my best” He says, laughing at the cats swarming him

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“I..I’m not sure exactly mat..wanna help me shave my head to see if it’ll help? This hair is so uncomfortably wrong.” He rolled his eyes a bit but smile at the cats. “Missed ya.”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“You’ve got any razors or scissors I can use”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

Abe hands mat a pair of scissors and looked at him smiling softly. “Your the best”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Alright, hold still. I’m gonna try to cut as short as possible” Mat took the blanket off of Abe, before taking the scissors and cutting close to his head

[abe-the-detective-blog]

Abe nods his head and smiles at mat and closes his eyes trusting mat and the process. “Thank you mat. Literally owe you my life.”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Don’t worry about it man” He cut at the hair, large clumps of it dropping to the floor

[abe-the-detective-blog]

The cats starts to play with the large clumps of hair. “Oh god, guys be normal. Your not normal ever”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

Mat started giggling watching the cats “We should’ve gotten a bag or something first, we’re getting hair everywhere”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“I have to sweep anyways it’s fine mat. Keep going.” He chuckled and shoos the cats away.

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“If you say so” He kept cutting the hair. Eventually, he managed to give Abe a pretty thin buzz cut

[abe-the-detective-blog]

Abe waits for when mat was done. Once done he looked at himself and then hugs mat. “You’re the best!”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Anything else you need?” He asks, hugging back

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“No, this actually helps a lot more than you think. Definitely will take you to a musical after this.”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

Mat beamed “Really!?!?”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“Yes yes yes.” Abe laughed and cleans up the hair. The cats looked at mat and bit mats ankles.

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Wh- hey!!” He jumped, but didn’t actually seem to be mad

[abe-the-detective-blog]

Abe chuckled and smiled. “They’re upset because you haven’t petted them in a while. The nibble.”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

Mat rolled his eyes before grinning and petting both cats

[abe-the-detective-blog]

They both purr instantly and meow crawling over mat. “Jeez. There worse with you then my boyfriend.”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Hehe- I like cats”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“Do I gotta buy you one?”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Uh- no- I.. don’t have the time or energy to take care of one” He frowns, more somber

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“Hmm…fair. How about a fish?”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Maybe??”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“That’s the only one I can think that’ll be ok.”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“No worries, I can live without a pet” He paused, giving a quick look at Abe “Did you know that bandages can work as a binder? It’s not recommended but it is an option”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

*Abe’s phone turned on with a notification*

“Hey Abe, heard you weren’t feeling good?” -Mat

She looked at her phone and was under a pile of blankets. “I got turned into a girl again mat. Fucking all my process gone!”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Oh, shit- uh- you want me to come over?”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“Yes.”

“I’ll literally let you do whatever I don’t think I should be alone.” Abe sat her phone to the side and went back into her cocoon

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

Few minutes later Mat walked in. Noticing the blanket lump that was Abe, Mat let out a chuckle of pity.

“Heyyy buddy” He sat down and gave Abe a pat

[abe-the-detective-blog]

Abe, who know looked very feminine, and even has hair sighs a bit poking her head out. “This is an actual nightmare.” Abe sat up and pushed the blankets off of him. Trigger walked to mat and meows at him.

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“How’s this even happen?” He asked softly, using one hand to brush some hair away from Abe’s face and the other to pet Trigger

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“Fucking a prank…literally everything is gone. They gave me a chest again mat!” He rolled his eyes and smiled at mat as his hair was brushed away. “Thanks..” Harvey saw mat and jumps at him and meows.

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“What can I do to help? Just, at all, I can try my best” He says, laughing at the cats swarming him

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“I..I’m not sure exactly mat..wanna help me shave my head to see if it’ll help? This hair is so uncomfortably wrong.” He rolled his eyes a bit but smile at the cats. “Missed ya.”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“You’ve got any razors or scissors I can use”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

Abe hands mat a pair of scissors and looked at him smiling softly. “Your the best”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Alright, hold still. I’m gonna try to cut as short as possible” Mat took the blanket off of Abe, before taking the scissors and cutting close to his head

[abe-the-detective-blog]

Abe nods his head and smiles at mat and closes his eyes trusting mat and the process. “Thank you mat. Literally owe you my life.”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Don’t worry about it man” He cut at the hair, large clumps of it dropping to the floor

[abe-the-detective-blog]

The cats starts to play with the large clumps of hair. “Oh god, guys be normal. Your not normal ever”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

Mat started giggling watching the cats “We should’ve gotten a bag or something first, we’re getting hair everywhere”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“I have to sweep anyways it’s fine mat. Keep going.” He chuckled and shoos the cats away.

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“If you say so” He kept cutting the hair. Eventually, he managed to give Abe a pretty thin buzz cut

[abe-the-detective-blog]

Abe waits for when mat was done. Once done he looked at himself and then hugs mat. “You’re the best!”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Anything else you need?” He asks, hugging back

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“No, this actually helps a lot more than you think. Definitely will take you to a musical after this.”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

Mat beamed “Really!?!?”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“Yes yes yes.” Abe laughed and cleans up the hair. The cats looked at mat and bit mats ankles.

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Wh- hey!!” He jumped, but didn’t actually seem to be mad

[abe-the-detective-blog]

Abe chuckled and smiled. “They’re upset because you haven’t petted them in a while. The nibble.”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

Mat rolled his eyes before grinning and petting both cats

[abe-the-detective-blog]

They both purr instantly and meow crawling over mat. “Jeez. There worse with you then my boyfriend.”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Hehe- I like cats”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“Do I gotta buy you one?”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Uh- no- I.. don’t have the time or energy to take care of one” He frowns, more somber

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“Hmm…fair. How about a fish?”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Maybe??”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

*Abe’s phone turned on with a notification*

“Hey Abe, heard you weren’t feeling good?” -Mat

She looked at her phone and was under a pile of blankets. “I got turned into a girl again mat. Fucking all my process gone!”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Oh, shit- uh- you want me to come over?”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“Yes.”

“I’ll literally let you do whatever I don’t think I should be alone.” Abe sat her phone to the side and went back into her cocoon

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

Few minutes later Mat walked in. Noticing the blanket lump that was Abe, Mat let out a chuckle of pity.

“Heyyy buddy” He sat down and gave Abe a pat

[abe-the-detective-blog]

Abe, who know looked very feminine, and even has hair sighs a bit poking her head out. “This is an actual nightmare.” Abe sat up and pushed the blankets off of him. Trigger walked to mat and meows at him.

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“How’s this even happen?” He asked softly, using one hand to brush some hair away from Abe’s face and the other to pet Trigger

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“Fucking a prank…literally everything is gone. They gave me a chest again mat!” He rolled his eyes and smiled at mat as his hair was brushed away. “Thanks..” Harvey saw mat and jumps at him and meows.

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“What can I do to help? Just, at all, I can try my best” He says, laughing at the cats swarming him

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“I..I’m not sure exactly mat..wanna help me shave my head to see if it’ll help? This hair is so uncomfortably wrong.” He rolled his eyes a bit but smile at the cats. “Missed ya.”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“You’ve got any razors or scissors I can use”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

Abe hands mat a pair of scissors and looked at him smiling softly. “Your the best”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Alright, hold still. I’m gonna try to cut as short as possible” Mat took the blanket off of Abe, before taking the scissors and cutting close to his head

[abe-the-detective-blog]

Abe nods his head and smiles at mat and closes his eyes trusting mat and the process. “Thank you mat. Literally owe you my life.”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Don’t worry about it man” He cut at the hair, large clumps of it dropping to the floor

[abe-the-detective-blog]

The cats starts to play with the large clumps of hair. “Oh god, guys be normal. Your not normal ever”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

Mat started giggling watching the cats “We should’ve gotten a bag or something first, we’re getting hair everywhere”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“I have to sweep anyways it’s fine mat. Keep going.” He chuckled and shoos the cats away.

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“If you say so” He kept cutting the hair. Eventually, he managed to give Abe a pretty thin buzz cut

[abe-the-detective-blog]

Abe waits for when mat was done. Once done he looked at himself and then hugs mat. “You’re the best!”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Anything else you need?” He asks, hugging back

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“No, this actually helps a lot more than you think. Definitely will take you to a musical after this.”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

Mat beamed “Really!?!?”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“Yes yes yes.” Abe laughed and cleans up the hair. The cats looked at mat and bit mats ankles.

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Wh- hey!!” He jumped, but didn’t actually seem to be mad

[abe-the-detective-blog]

Abe chuckled and smiled. “They’re upset because you haven’t petted them in a while. The nibble.”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

Mat rolled his eyes before grinning and petting both cats

[abe-the-detective-blog]

They both purr instantly and meow crawling over mat. “Jeez. There worse with you then my boyfriend.”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Hehe- I like cats”

[abe-the-detective-blog]

“Do I gotta buy you one?”

[mildlytraumatizeddetective]

“Uh- no- I.. don’t have the time or energy to take care of one” He frowns, more somber