Suck it blue

Hi I'm Matt and this is my blog. Though it seems like I reblog mostly roosterteeth and markiplier, I end up reblogging other things too. Theme source: zeldathemes.tumblr.com

[mysharona1987]

[blackqueerblog]

They could have gotten a better meal in the college cafeteria. What a shame

[silentauroriamthereal]

Wait, this is real? I saw it elsewhere and just assumed it was an Onion article! 😂

[hekate1308]

Doesn’t the man own hotels with restaurants? He couldn’t even be bothered to call one of them to get a good meal for the players? 

[von-felden]

You can’t buy class.

[bambilionfluff]

So me and my friends were out playing pokemon go and we had to literally stop the car and turn around because we may have found the fanciest McDonald’s I’ve ever seen in my life

A MANSION

And the inside is actually beautiful??????

Like there were live plants and I felt like I was walking into an upscale hotel??

It also had a second fancy entrance???

Not only that but there was like a secret upstairs that’s apparently open usually, but it was too late for us to go up too (I’m deffo gonna go back and check that out because come on)

Like what is she hiding 

But yeah I think I found either the most cursed or fanciest McDonalds in America

Also!

It was a pokestop!

[the-real-skye]

This is a rare example of when zoning is a good thing, because it forces the generic McDonalds to look like surrounding architecture

[egberts]

I cannot believe op didn’t call it a McMansion

[vvdotcom]

Again, TikTok is Vine 2

[autogynephiladelphia]

HDHAHFHEHSJ

[loveallcute]

Miles asked “What’s a Comic Con?” not because he’s not nerdy enough, but because it’s not called Comic Con in his universe. (Obviously Peter B’s universe is ours)

[emptyjunior]

Miles: oh you mean dash con?

Peter:

[alexandra-lockhart]

So apparently Ruby is 17 now and the rest are 19…. Rooster Teeth. GIVE. US. BIRTHDAYS. So we can celebrate our favs damn.

[biyikes-deactivated20221107]

I remembered vaguely how team RWBY’s “birthdays” were on the backs of their varsity tees that are in RT’s store, so I looked around and voila, here they are! This is honestly the closest thing we have to their birthdays

[coolartefact]

Two-handed sword that belonged to the Bavarian Prince-Elector Maximilian II, 1689.

Source: https://imgur.com/fnRPbW1

[official-johnny-joestar]

What stat requirements do you need to use it

[twyrine]

THE SWORD IN THAT LAST REBLOG IS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN IT LOOKS

[official-johnny-joestar]

Oh 50 Strength gotcha

[fakehistory]

The Onion every week (2019)

[localstarboy]

She bought 48 hot pickles. Fourty. Eight. hot pickles.

[succubarbie-deactivated20190205]

TAURUS

[blackmodel]

i only act like this when im alone and she has the bravery to record it wow

[domscott02]

i love her sm

[whetstonefires]

“they don’t even know I’m not a gas station” lmao

[twitterlols]

[melancholymango]

I did the being edgy and self-deprecating thing, it gets old. I wanna be soft and lovely and easily impressed. I wanna appreciate all the little things that make me happy the same way I’ve dwelled on every single thing that upsets me.

[jezmmart]

Inspired by this photo that I laughed at for like ten minutes.

[d|p] [More: Comics | PKMN] (I am so sorry for assaulting your dashboard with this).

[steviemact]

WHAT.THE.FUCK?

[abbf26]

theory: fortnite dancing is good for kids

reasoning: for a lot of kids exercise is boring. fortine dancing isnt

other reasoning: theyre fucking children and controversially i think fun should be allowed

[sleepchokin]

Also: it’s funny and at a moment’s notice they are trained and ready to throw down

[toesucker]

ok, let me explain

I’ve never really done anything like this before. I just wanted to make a comic based on the greatest post on this website and I wanted it to become more and more detailed as it went along. It took me a little over a year to finish and it was all made without using a tablet.

Please click on the individual images to get the full experience. Thank you.

Original post by @fuckersupreme

[fuckersupreme-deactivated201904]

This is the fucking best thing in the entire world. I love this so much!

[cadaverkeys]

One of the scariest things that happens on this website is that homestuck just goes trending every now and then for literally no reason at all.

[queerjoys]

Sometimes we all just collectively think about homestuck

[deadnametrading]

Stockholm syndrome

[drearyhours]

stuckhome syndrome

[beardedchrisevans]

[slut4supersoldiers]

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

[casbean]

good

[gunsandfireandshit]

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

[flower-lesbienne]

Shout out to Harry Hill

[yip-yip]

[ingek73]

I think Piers is somewhat of a national laughing stock by now