[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[milesmoerales]

what do you expect from facist japanese sih @ self

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[countingstars-17]

max was like: i'm standing with my cancelled wife

[festidae]

cleaners

[ruriihime]

#casually getting war-flashbacks to FMA:B ep 4

[bigbigbigtruck]

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[do-not-u-dare]

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

[laterkiss]

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

[laterkiss]

don't even remember posting this

[mikadonian]

[buniix3]

Got some Grade A Senshi propaganda right he- OH GOD OH NO

Senshi... I'm so sorry oh my god I dont know what happened or where that water bucket came from jesus christ all mighty

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[countingstars-17]

Charles mentioning Max in Sky Sport Italia interview | sub eng | pt.3 (pt.1) (pt.2)

Q: No one would want Max as a teammate. Would you like to have someone like Max alongside you, or is he too big as a presence to have alongside you?

Charles: He’s an exceptional driver—a four-time World Champion. But I’ve always considered myself very lucky because I’ve had the chance to race alongside teammates that were always very good: Lewis, Seb, Carlos. So no, it doesn’t scare me. And if one day it would happen, it would also be a nice story. We started together back in 2010, we raced through every karting category together… so why not?

Q: He’d have to come to Ferrari, though—you’ve got a long-term contract with them.

Charles: Exactly. But for now, let’s enjoy Lewis.

[userarmand]

when no one's interested in hearing from the deepest regions of your soul （︶^︶）

[reticent-vampire]

Assad Zaman as Armand Interview with the vampire 2.06

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[daily-op-ed]

Monthly Girls' Nozaki-kun (Doga Kobo, 2014)

Kimi Janakya Dame Mitai - Masayoshi Ōishi (Opening 1) Ryo-timo (Storyboard, Director)