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[charlesoberonn]

If the US military wants so bad to liberate a desert region from a repressive religious organization, Utah is right there.

[charlesoberonn]

That’s the drone operator’s job.

[itswalky]

The Jetsons takes place in 2062, and George Jetson is 40 years old, which means that somewhere right now George Jetson is being conceived.

[itswalky]

Actually, Google tells me George Jetson’s birthday is August 27, which means his parents are going to get successfully nasty this year’s Thankgiving Weekend.

Mark your calendars.  

[sailor-moon-rest-deactivated202]

before tumblr existed did people tell these kinds of discoveries to a trusted friend or did they keep it all inside

[charlesoberonn]

I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw (it’s 2)

[charlesoberonn]

This is exactly what I’m talking about.

[evilscientist3]

I’m sorry but mathematically speaking this question has a single objectively correct answer, which is 1 hole. This can be very simply proven; a straw and a torus are homotopic, and a torus has one hole.

[thyrell]

i odnt think thats true one of my friends is a taurus and hes fine with gay people

[chaoticfurysheep]

[ultrafacts]

Source

Video of Tama

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[majikkant-deactivated20180504]

The picture in the background of the second one

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

Tama is boss

[ultrafacts]

[cat-fandom]

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

[ultrafacts]

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

[retro-geek-deactivated20220412]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

[karinanotcinerina]

Beautiful.

[system-fail-ure-deactivated2021]

Now I’m crying thanks

[sapphic-matriarchy]

and a new cat was hired right?

[clarenecessities]

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

[beasti]

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

[lafayettelabaguette]

Law

[tooiconic]

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

[sighinastorm]

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

[linkislost]

a legacy

[bemusedlybespectacled]

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

[kindaoffkilter]

“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]

As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

[northeastartist]

You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

[redchrominance]

The shrine of Tama Daimyōjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.

Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama Daimyōjin on the anniversary of Tama’s Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus can’t hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)

[twimmythebabywitch]

you cannot pass without reblogging guys. i’m sorry, i don’t make the rules.

[chazzfox]

“I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” dbhglgjfijihjuijrjupjpetpwmakfoj5jt46pw3q

[homestuckiscontagious-deactivat]

This is wonderful

[slimetony]

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

[sailor--spoon]

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

[bumblebeerror]

Why is this back on my dash in the year of our tormentor 2021?

[yardsards]

real tumblr veterans know this isnt even the ORIGINAL crave that mineral post, it’s a repost by the randy your sticks person because the OP of the true original supported child slavery and practiced therapy without a license

[aishaempire]

[echoweil]

I'm going to be sick

[dropoutparty]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[quaculaarchive]

tje original pic of this was of him holding a bleach bottle and i said hmm. thats not safe for ducky to drink so i put a nice tastey baja balst instead

[1337n00b-deactivated20210119]

this is really good I love Donal Duck and I love baja blast so basically great post

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

[blaze-loves-men]

So how about those new deep cities and skulk family

[prole-log]

[omghotmemes]

The consequence of corporate greed

[patrik-star]

They are on a phone call

[kalichnikov]

straight up thought that was the shadow I was like where tf your foot at dude

[cutiesncantrips]

This is so scrambled it looks like one of those AI generated images and my brain didn't process it for a minute.

[pollackpatrol]

y’all i truly do understand that being depressed is hard as shit but you cannot be dropping how much you hate yourself into completely unrelated conversations

[giveemhellbaby]

What if I say it in a funny way tho

[pollackpatrol]

its not actually that funny, it’s actually really uncomfortable