Pointless Rambles.

Just a dude who is in to Music and Nerd Shit.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[catchmeifyoucreon]

[Audio description: *In a strong Northern accent* “My neighbours are always listening to really loud drum and bass - whether they like it or not!” *loud music starts playing*]

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

funniest way someone ever tried to invalidate my gender was when a woman i knew in college told me i couldn’t be a girl because i didn’t like Titanic. this was a deep ontological truth to her, that the category of “woman” requires in its definition an enjoyment of the film Titanic. she adamantly denied the possibility of there being any woman in existence who did not enjoy 70th Annual Academy Awards Best Picture Winner, Titanic

[dogpuppy]

[notahorseindisguise]

"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor

[notahorseindisguise]

yeah flaying alive this is about flaying alive....

[dismalzelenka]

ah (ah ah ah) flayin alive flayin alive

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[teaboot]

Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:

Bartholomew

Dolores

Norman

Harold

Magnolia

Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:

Maddison

Tanner

Skylar

Mckenzie

Logan

Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:

Elizabeth

Mary

Michael

Finnegan

Peter

Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:

Radish

Kerosene

Australopithecus

Anthill

Hegemony

Names that are weird when you're normal:

Balthazar

Romulus

Clandestia

Persephone

Kremulon

Names that are normal when you're weird:

Al

[parakeet]

got the bus back home today and it was my fav bus driver, he let me on for free. went to tap my card but he just said 'beep!' and was like on you go. lol. then he nearly ran a red light and slammed on the breaks, almost sending the gaggle of older ladies at the front careening to the ground. he had to slam on the breaks and jolt the whole bus a second time later in the route because of a rogue lollypop man who'd come out because of roadworks. one of the old ladies said 'am glad ave nae got any eggs! ha ha!' and everyone on the bus laughed jovially. kind of a sitcomesque bus journey

[fostersffff]

Making a bad read in a fighting game: Ah fuck me, but no time to regret it right now, there's still a match going on

Making a bad read in a Pokemon battle:

[hotvampireadjacent]

[fagstaynight]

some people on the internet have only been on here for five minutes

[victusinveritas]

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[beemovieerotica]

[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

[contemptible-scoundrel]

"impenetrably armored" knights when you pull out the pot of boiling oil

[fnordseer5]

galadriel voice "things that were once $5 are now $20"

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things