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cherry valley forever
ojovivo
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
we're not kids anymore.
AnasAbdin
Cosmic Funnies
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
KIROKAZE
almost home

Origami Around

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dirt enthusiast
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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styofa doing anything
Sweet Seals For You, Always

Kaledo Art

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[Audio description: *In a strong Northern accent* “My neighbours are always listening to really loud drum and bass - whether they like it or not!” *loud music starts playing*]
funniest way someone ever tried to invalidate my gender was when a woman i knew in college told me i couldn’t be a girl because i didn’t like Titanic. this was a deep ontological truth to her, that the category of “woman” requires in its definition an enjoyment of the film Titanic. she adamantly denied the possibility of there being any woman in existence who did not enjoy 70th Annual Academy Awards Best Picture Winner, Titanic
"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor
yeah flaying alive this is about flaying alive....
ah (ah ah ah) flayin alive flayin alive
Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:
Bartholomew
Dolores
Norman
Harold
Magnolia
Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:
Maddison
Tanner
Skylar
Mckenzie
Logan
Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:
Elizabeth
Mary
Michael
Finnegan
Peter
Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:
Radish
Kerosene
Australopithecus
Anthill
Hegemony
Names that are weird when you're normal:
Balthazar
Romulus
Clandestia
Persephone
Kremulon
Names that are normal when you're weird:
Al
got the bus back home today and it was my fav bus driver, he let me on for free. went to tap my card but he just said 'beep!' and was like on you go. lol. then he nearly ran a red light and slammed on the breaks, almost sending the gaggle of older ladies at the front careening to the ground. he had to slam on the breaks and jolt the whole bus a second time later in the route because of a rogue lollypop man who'd come out because of roadworks. one of the old ladies said 'am glad ave nae got any eggs! ha ha!' and everyone on the bus laughed jovially. kind of a sitcomesque bus journey
Making a bad read in a fighting game: Ah fuck me, but no time to regret it right now, there's still a match going on
Making a bad read in a Pokemon battle:
some people on the internet have only been on here for five minutes
dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats
Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate
"impenetrably armored" knights when you pull out the pot of boiling oil
galadriel voice "things that were once $5 are now $20"
I just ate one
You can lie when you name things