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herssian

why do you charge money for your art

big fan of eating

zetrystan

Technically true.

zetrystan

He got the job.

zetrystan

He takes his job seriously.

thucydideskongquest

holy shit mamoru you are the worst fucking dad

slowspinningredemption

ex with weird fetishes time! my abusive in pretty much every possible way ex had a thing for roleplaying as greek gods all the time even outside of sex, tried to convince me she was actually a greek god in the body of a human woman (which partially worked because i struggled with untreated psychosis at the time) and got off to 'roleplaying consensual noncon' but it wasnt roleplay it was just straight up.. not a good situation. the first time i ever went to her house, halfway through hanging out she asked if it would be ok with me if she went to the bathroom for half an hour to rub one out. she was also into vore, which like isnt problematic on its own or anything but she was Specifically into ACCIDENTAL anal vore. which like, again thats fine i guess, i mean i know of weirder, but its just so funny in regards to everything awful that she did.. like for a self proclaimed goddess you really just want a little guy to go up your ass on accident? oh also she was into curses. like she would claim she put sex curses on me and i had to have sex with her to remove them, and she would would read fanfiction of media she didnt even know the source material where characters would get cursed. it wasnt even nsfw fanfic but she got off to it. the weirdest thing about her though had to be her thing for sharks with hair. she would always try to get me, a furry artist, to draw this character that she claimed was ABSOLUTELY NOT HER FURSONA that was just a shark covered in specifically Human Hair, with MASSIVE titties. another story about her is that she learned that i was an artist and was like "oh im an artist too!" and pulled out a massive school binder that couldnt even be zipped up all the way anymore because it was so full, and you know what was inside? very badly traced hentai. but like, that also happened to be the third time in my life that a girl had told me she was an artist and then showed me badly traced hentai. ive slept with two girls in my life and both of them showed me badly traced hentai unprompted. i had such bad taste in women when i was a teenager. the other one i slept with is now a bisexual trump supporter. plus she was 18 and i was 14 which is not great. i hope they both explode. OH WAIT i also had a gf in middle school who faked a pregnancy 3 times and claimed each time that a different guy she had never even talked to let alone slept with was the father. she tried to claim i was the father once and i was like dude i literally do not even have a penis. and then she was like omg i love transsexuals. i dont have great experiences with women. a guy i dated though had a size difference fetish and would pretend to be 3 feet tall and would get me drunk and make me stand on chairs to turn him on.