Mimi Fan

It's in my genes. My mother was an opera singer. I'm clearly dramatic. -Mariah Carey

[probuccalfat]

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

[probuccalfat]

personal agenda. Personal.

[argentcochon]

[probuccalfat]

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

[solely-ashes]

Who's dark materials

[filthyprotozoan]

[proletarianprincess]

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

[sillysayaka]

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

[vendetta06]

Do you guys remember this, literally what was it for? it feels like a fever dream because there’s no explanation

[captain-price-officially]

I vividly remember this because I got an alert on my phone that a clown was spotted close to university campus

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

someone reported you on your way to class?? 😧

[captain-price-officially]

[nerdreamer]

[samwisefamgee]

[etaka]

[aromancy]

[natalieironside]

No this is book accurate

[grorges]

trader joe’s every other week announcing their newest recall

[geekyrunway]

Inuyasha Lady Gaga

[battletoads]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Everyone keep sending your attacks. She can't protect him forever

[angelofdumpsterfires]

it’s almost that time of the year :)

[southerntinkerbelle]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

favorite genre of joke. starting a collection

[tall]

[cottoncandyrhythmqueen]

[50-shades-of-cloaca]

[cottoncandyrhythmqueen]

You come to my post and try to out-perform me.

[nagumoan]

[girlmostlikely]

Ate him the fuck up

[mr-deep-downer]

[ceruleanheaven]

being on the internet for more than three minutes

[tall]

[dogpuppy]