mimi

thirty two. lesbian. cat apologist.

[loveridden1999]

[shortcake-the-bunny]

I want to be free,,,,

[battle-for-dyke-island]

they should make weight loss ads illegal and I’m not kidding

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[lesbianshepard]

phrasing of this is taking me out

[voregeoisie]

[katelyn-danger]

Harder to crucify a being with eight legs

[biscoff-und-taxis]

#spider Jesus died on the asterisk for our sins

you can’t just leave this in the tags

[ballroomnotoriety]

im sobbing

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’ve seen this on my dash at least ten times now and somehow every single time I am once again unprepared for how the cat looks.

[tomhoppusdelonge]

even saying cost of living leaves something bitter in my mouth what kind of fucking phrase is that. vile

[moveslikekeithrichards]

working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

[moveslikekeithrichards]

other thrilling destructions of my vocabulary:

the kid who replaced his hard G sounds with soft ones, leaving me incapable of thinking of glasses as anything other than jlasses

kid who would holler "DID" any time she finished her work no matter how many times we told her to just raise her hand

kid who began her scary stories with "once a time" and her friend who began his with "paw time"

middle schooler i had during student teaching who pronounced magritte as "mah-gritty"

the kid who said "i got boogies comin out my nose" while sobbing and the kid who said "theres his puddle of cry" while describing a drawing, both of whom i think of when im crying

kid who said that if he was 80 he would get big and turn grandpa

kid who, for no reason in particular, would just say "like a little feet" as a standalone phrase in relation to nothing

edit how could i forget. the kid who got sneezed on and angrily said "whyd you blessyou on me"

[hollowedskin]

My niece who asks people with dogs "are him big or him little?"

And every person without fail answers "uh.. him big"

[draconym]

Years later my vocabulary is still influenced by:

kid who called snakes "nakes"

kid who called calculators "cockulators"

my little cousin who referred to anything he didn't have an immediate answer to as "vewy mystewious"

"I don't yike heem"

[9fruit]

we need to bring back the simple art of just “come to my house and we hang out without an activity or pretense or meal” my friend hung out on my couch for seven hours today we just gabbed… no specific plans no activities involved. likeee let’s just hang out on my couch forever and ever amen

[innerchildabortionclinic]

it's not crazy to say that the only thing stopping a lot of "average" men from living an epstein lifestyle is resources. I think it's not crazy to say that. I don't think every man is like that nor do I think it's innate to anyone, but in a patriarchal society it is exactly the kind of dynamic that would be the peak of masculinity which is why sex traffickers like andrew tate get so popular. differentiating from this ideal is even shamed. "locker room talk". these ideas don't get popular 'just because'. you can say to my face this is all perverse and outside the norm but i've seen and heard otherwise my whole damn life. this is not a conspiracy for me just an excuse to finally talk about what's driven me crazy forever. because how can you not go crazy in this world? anyway. I will always roll my eyes at the idea of the nefarious pedophile who is an outsider sneaking around in a van that everyone avoids. Does anyone else go insane thinking for too long

[jiuta]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[anyataylorjoys]

[ashstfu]

i knew this day would come. i saw it on the calendar

[reagan-slayer69]

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

[mel-155-a]

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

[sylestial]

*meows loud as fuck to no avail*

[8nin]

“would 14-year old you be proud of you?” listen, i’m not here to impress a mentally ill child

[nucleartextbooks]

The masculine gaze is a man saying Daniel Craig has "let himself go" after seeing the new Knives Out film as if I wasn't admiring his Cuban heels and lovely three-piece suits and thinking to myself he looked better than he did in James Bond