Kheli Weli

[jacobgalapagos]

boys suck dick but MEN turn the penis into balloon animal shapes

[ladykyriaa]

Someone tell adrien to work on his "serious face"

[lawbreaker13]

No, it’s perfect

[paganinpurple]

He learned from Gabriel who always looks like he can smell ass

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

season 1 episode 1 of the muppet show outclasses anything snl has ever done

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[pitbolshevik]

i love gaboon vipers why do they move like that

[pitbolshevik]

me when im walking

[corvidable]

[spleen9000]

@catadromously how could you leave this important comment in the tags etc.

[doodle-dog-diary]

That’s the truest thing about this creature that anyone has said, ever

[grandwhizbang]

When you have to make your own food, and you’ve been watching too much food network lately

[nerdgasrnz]

What you have before you are deconstructed, rustic chicken breast fritters coated lightly in breadcrumbs and toasted until crisp and golden- the sauce is a tomato, worcestershire, and vinegar reduction, with the vinegar for some brightness, and some brown sugar for sweetness to offset the umami of the chicken

[evaunit08]

I love what you’ve done with the presentation of your plate. it’s simple yet fun. it shows that you’re mature but you’re not afraid to show your inner child. However, with that being said, there is way too much sauce on the plate and the flavor could use more acidity. Your chicken is under seasoned. I feel like you could have used more salt. For these reasons, we had to chop you.   

[guerrillatech]

[memecucker]

new favorite conspiracy theory is that the lottery only exists to capture time travelers

[such-justice-wow]

I also now have a new favourite conspiracy theory

[incorrectchoniberonicaswangs]

I need the gay beronica subtext please, it’s for science. The science of entertainment.

[datasoong47]

[babyanimalgifs]

“Kissed my best friend to see what would happen“ 

(Source)

[tiktokstowatch]

[not-buggy]

Customer: *Squilliam voice* On your lunch break, Squiddy? Employee: *Squidward voice* Squilliam Fancyson from band class?! Customer: Still playing the cash register, are we? *Squilliam laugh*

[itssophietexas]

god i miss playing minecraft i just wanna eat berries and kill

[gxxthicflower]

good news! you can also do that in new jersey for free

[itssophietexas]

i fucking love this unhinged website

[romcommunist]

no alcohol in this flask girl this is miso soup

[everythingfox]

Dinner patrol

(via)

[coyotepack-official]

[studentlifeproblems]

[podfixx]

#20+40=60+8=68+2=70+5=75

[queencamden]

Count by 10’s, (eg 37, 47, etc) then add a bunch of ones till there’s 8

[cazort]

27 is near 25 and 48 is near 50. oh look, lucky coincidence they’re both off by 2 but in opposite directions! score!!!

I subtract 2 from the 27 and add it to the 48!

problem becomes 25+50 which is easy, 75. heck freaking yeah!!!

[ttran2323]

break it down to 20 + 40 and 7 + 8.which turns to 60 + 15 which becomes 75

[mariakono]

Kermit Variations... kermit but he has the patterns of these neon toxic frogs

[curiooftheheart]

Kermitfaces...

[mariakono]

even better, 

mortal kombat palette swap ninja kermits

[mariakono]

[dashaibo]

I can name all those MK Ninjas.

[maaeshmolowa]

Yes, but can you name all of the kermits?

[isaidan]

Kermit, Rermit, Yermit, Blermit, Indermit, Germit, and of course Nega-Kermit