MinaRavioli

This will be an info dump of my random thought so enjoy I guess you bored peasants

[minaravioli]

There's one main problem with bed alignment and that is that 'safe from demon's' and'safe from spiders' are on OPOSITE sides of the spectrum.

You've got a bed against the wall? Demon's can get you from 3 angles and spiders get 1. Beds against 2 walls? Demon's 2, spiders 2. Your beds in the middle of the room? Safe from spiders but demon's have free reign; though if you do that clearly an absolute heathen and fear nothing(except spiders) so you should be good anyway.

Point is the two most terrifying parts of bed placement collaborate to create an inescapable vassel of fear in your bedroom and that's a problem.

[minaravioli]

Peter, after getting stabbed: Yo Can I Keep This Or Are You Gonna Want It Back...

Criminal number 1:no its mine give it back

Peter, with the knife still in him : Nyope Finders Keepers Loosers Weepers! I Found This In My Intestinal Tract, So Now Yall Never Getting It Back

Criminal number 1: .......

Criminal number 2: ....... He has a point you know.

[minaravioli]

Lmao mums doing the census and the questions she's asking im going to die

Are you mentally or physically ill:boi yas due i want to fuckin die lmao XDD

Ohhhh there's another one XD

Are you :streight/gay/lesbian/bi/non binary-

Boi first of all there should be way more on that pole, second of all I'm fuckin Pansexual pool and proud and third of all yes my mum thinks I'm streight and I'm not going to challenge her on that cause though my will to live is waning it ain't that low yet bitch

Thank thou very my my good minxes now is you'll exchhuuuuse me I shall be dally on hip hop cheerio good chaps, yolo bitches and adios my swines. I bid thee goodnight.

[minaravioli]

Isn't it weird how different languages have different ways of saying words? Like it's way more noticeable in song lyrics cause the different words. Rhyme. DIFFERENTLY! LIKE HOW COOL IS THAT?!?!!

Like how hello rhymes with yellow in English but hola or the Spanish word for hello wouldn't rhyme with the Spanish word for yellow, aka amarilla (sorry if I did that wrong I was looking for a translation I hope I did it right :D)

ISN'T THAT SO COOL

There are thousand of languages and they all sound different and have different words for things and follow different speech patterns and rhyme differently and are genraly COMPLETELY DIFFERENT like isn't that absolutely awesome!?!!

Damn right it is

[minaravioli]

Hey yall so I did an experiment and I decided to share it with your guys for those who appreciate the scientific method. Have fun boyos-

[minaravioli]

I am officially attracted to a turtle

[minaravioli]

I am a dissapointment

A disgrace of a human being

If someone shot me it would be a waste of a bullet

If someone hit me with their train I would thank them

Just fuckin obliterate me.

[minaravioli]

Ducks have teeth

[minaravioli]

Pterodactyl's are just MASSIVE fatherless birds with teeth and I don't know what to do with that information.

[minaravioli]

Hey Ryan if you can hear me your daughter loves you very much

[minaravioli]

Sometimes I want to look my dad in the eye and think "Bitch" so hard he takes psychic damage.

Edit: my mother has henceforth been added to this list.

[minaravioli]

I am but a small miserable ball of anxiety and despair.

[minaravioli]

Humanity will never understand the true meaning of ethereal as though they may try, all arts and beliefs come from their human mind and therefore do not comprehend its true majesty.

Edit for those who are imbeciles: humans can't hope to recreate out make ethereal art or beliefs as they themselves are not ethereal and there is no actual proof of what ethereal looks like.

[minaravioli]

My chest rattles with locked in screams that I refuse to let out.

It's a matter of pride at this point and I will not loose.

What those screams entail is non of your buisness and those that question my methods shall perish beneath my toaster oven. Bitch.

[avengersprotectionsquad-deactiv]

I love these guys

[effervescentbi]

ah, teenagers

[yourfavoriteneedsahug]

The holy trinity.

[colt-kun]

Peter is shocked parent, Tony is enraged parent, TChalla is older sibling who knew he would’ve been beat for that.

[minaravioli]

I've seen posts about Loki getting into midgardian films and being disappointed that the villain always loses bit you know what film he'd REALY like? Megamind.

He'd be all over it! Peter would definitly be the one to show it to him and by the end Loki would be closer to crying cause it means that the villain CAN get a happy ending and it means that there's hope for him yet and I think thats beautiful.