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give it up for another 70 years of goo
though I don't dedicate much brain space to it on a regular basis, the fall guy did thoroughly charm me in the way that an action comedy usually manages to do for me once or twice a decade. having said that, I will now say this: colt seavers and tom ryder are bizarrely necrocav. one part third house and one part eighth house, i.e. absolute hell on earth.
as I said in my tags, jody is a necro but she's not into the whole Deal, she's just a civilian with aptitude and no need for a cavalier. colt drops off the face of the nine houses for a year after being siphoned for extreeemely too long and having difficulty coming back to his body afterwards, during which time he got injured, so he thinks he can't be a cav anymore. when he tells jody that this was his reason for disappearing she's just like I Wanted A Boyfriend, Not A Cavalier, That Would Have Been Fine. gail is tom's seneschal, dan is captain of the guard, and alma's job is basically exactly the same.
love this can’t believe it only has 1 like
btw romance isn't real and you can't have it. just so you're aware
doctor: cure is simple. go see clown
chronically ill patient: but doctor, I'm seeing a clown right now and he's not helping
the intended reading of this joke is that the doctor is being called a clown, but I also like people's alternate readings in the notes where a) the patient's partner is a clown, figuratively or literally, or b) the patient is hallucinating a clown everywhere they go
the last item you held (phone doesn't count) just despawned are you ok with it?
yes
no
GIVE IT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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could be worse
meh
results
Living creatures like your pet don't count
I can't get over how perfectly Grace was the answer to Rocky's every problem.
Stuck in space trying to solve a crisis without any progress? This guy has all the knowledge and equipment to make your perfect counterpart. Together you start to work on the problem and make progress at breakneck speed.
Feeling like a complete failure as an engineer when all the science equipment on your ship breaks down and you can't fix? Grace is amazed by everything you do, he calls you a genius and the best engineer he's ever known. Your work together constantly requires your engineering skills, and you keep succeeding. You are useful, needed, essential for the mission.
Alone for decades? You and the alien are now stuck in a tiny spaceship and you can 'see' him at all times. He even turns out to be fun company! And he thinks the same of you!
Feeling confused and guilty about being the only survivor of your crew? Grace explains what really happened and how there was nothing you could have done. And now you have the opportunity for redemption; the alien is going to die and you can save his life. He's so bad at taking care of himself, he doesn't even keep up with his bedtimes. You can fix that.
Nobody to watch you sleep? Not only the guy watches you, but he also lets you watch him sleep. You can always wake him up from sleep if there's any danger, you can always see his body working. You can fulfill your biological need to guard someone's sleep, but you don't need to worry if this one is ever going to wake up.
Stuck in a rut for decades, doing the same things over and over until you can't stop? Suddenly your world is full of sound, life, new and exciting things. Your mind is not just woken up, but working on overdrive. So many new things to learn and discover! Not only that, the alien creature thinks you are the most fascinating thing in the universe and wants to know everything about you.
And the cherry on top? When you discuss the meaning of names, you learn this fucker is called Grace. A mercy, favor, blessing from god, deliverance from suffering.
Seriously, if you didn't bring this creature back home, you would have been tempted to believe your traumatized mind just made him up. Grace a bit too perfect to be true.
In the late 1970s a glowing orb appeared in the sky. Every day at about 5:00 Greenwich standard time, the orb would go somewhere new, shoot out something similar to a laser, and kill one person. Every day, always at the same time, always exactly one person.
The person killed by the orb seemed completely random, with almost fifty years of studying it we've been able to find no rhythm or reason to who it kills. It kills the old, the young, the rich, the poor, the urban, the rural, anyone. Every human on earth seems to have an equal chance of being killed by the orb. It's a headline the few times someone of note is killed by the orb: Britain famously lost a Parliament member to the orb, Brazil to this day remains the only country where a head of state was killed by the orb while in office, there was a short lived sitcom in the 1990s called Freinds that ended halfway through its first season due to the orb killing one of the main actors on set. However, these are outliers, on any given day the person who dies via orb is very likely to be someone you never heard of. There are billions of people on earth, and only one is killed by the orb every day. In almost fifty years only a little over 18000 have died because of the orb, which is nothing in the face of the sheer amount of humans that exist.
When the orb first appeared people were horrified. Both the US and USSR thought it was a weapon from the other side. Almost every religion made some claim of it being proof of their beliefs, oftentimes claiming it was divine punishment. Atheists claimed it was proof no loving God could exist. People were so very apocalyptic and horrified by it, they thought of it as part of the end times, because when it was new that's really how it looked.
However, it's been long enough so that's changed. Most people have lived their entire lives in a world where the orb exists. The orb isn't that scary a concept. People know their odds of being killed by it are low and that it's not going to end the world or anything. The orb has become normal, and we've accepted that the orb is just something that kills people the same way cancer, or heart attacks, or natrual disasters, or car crashes kill people. In the nineteen eighties there were efforts to find a way to stop the orb, but it's since proven to be extremely difficult, and it's as distant and nebulous as finding a cure for cancer. When a community is struck by the orb you'll see that community in mourning, but it's not a global thing anymore.
So people grow up learning about the orb, as part of science, like anything else. A lot of gen z remembers learning about the orb from Magic School Bus. It's just something normal. There are a few people with an orb hyperfixation, and a few cults that give the orb importance but it's not most people's concern. The orb is how we first confirmed that interdimensional objects existed and are possible. A lot of people theorize dimensional studies wouldn't exist without it, meaning without the orb we might not have thermitizers or grand drives, we might not even have a moon base without the orb. Some have even rather tastelessly claimed that the orb has saved more lives at this point that its taken with all the knowledge it's given us.
Which is why I regret to inform you, that just last week, without warning, the orb killed two people in one day. And for the past seven days it's been killing two people instead of just one. Nobody knows why.
i liked this scene, so i made it pixels
Stratt, the saint patron of scapegoats
I find his lil claws fun to draw.
"what would you do if AI went away tomorrow????"
idk, rejoice that we might get the good autocorrect back again?
head in the clouds
between two worlds
is your pet a…
creature
critter
beast
guy
multiple pets, multiple answers
no pets
everyone seems to be doing quite well
it’s a very common trope that rocky makes a new suit out of pure selfless concern because he found out humans need hugs to live, which is sweet, but we must remember rocky wanted to sit on grace’s chest to watch him sleep. the xenonite bunk bed situation was the compromise. what i’m saying is rocky also needs hugs to live