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Minecraft blog. Both Vanilla or Modded! I write sometimes. In theory.

[edwardos]

[sarostheghostcat]

minecraft monsters are so fucking funny weve got

zombies which look like the default player character. this has no lore implicatjons

skeletons. inexplicably they carry bows.

spiders that are two metres wide and hiss like snakes (imagine how fucking terrifying this would be in real life)

walking bush that wants nothing more than to explode while standin next to you. also theyre afraid of cats

three metre tall guy with social anxiety so bad they try to kill you if you look at them. also they can teleport

really sad ghost

zombies 2: underwater edition

spiders again but now they poison you

fish that kills you with a mind beam

[youxie]

huts in the mangrove...

first lil' build in sooo long - i've missed minecraft!!

[wounded-minecraft-screenshots]

taken by me. 1.21.11, the end dimension in a minecraft sever. sign text (left to right) reads “it is dead”, “why did you come here?” and “this land is barren”

let me know if it doesn’t go through for some reason. 

[grandhotelbestintheworld]

@brightgoat i tried to make a figurine of an iron golem based on your illustrations.I wanted to make fletched arrows, but I didn't have the right feathers.

[brightgoat]

This is ???? So fucking cool??? DAMN thats so cool,, I have no words, this is just really cool ahsgahah you're very skilled!!

[sycamorality]

the sun

[nyaa]

[illwilledomen]

Netherology- Ghasts

[passion-of-l0vers]

*lost in minecraft* man it just feels like i’ve been going in squares

[idxnrosbp]

Iron golem doodle again

[lambofkhalaa]

FAG IN A GARB

[illwilledomen]

In the land of fire and metal

(Redraw of an older piece)

[lambofkhalaa]

(ID in alt text)

Oiggy + a little headcanon. Mentions of pregnancy

I believe most piglins give birth to dozens of babies, but due to their anatomy they can't handle all of them to full term, so they are usually born undercooked.

But worry not: the nether's weather and air condition is the perfect place for premature babies to grow. It's humid and warm, almost resembling a mother's womb. The babies grow just find just wrapped in blankets, held close and fed regularly. They're quite fragile, however.

Mothers usually give birth to around 3-6 piglets, but usually only 1-2 of them survive the first three years. Toddler piglins are gifted a temporary name at age 3. When their immune system is strong enough for them to survive without their mother's anti-biotics (transferred with their milk.)

[rars]

whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

[minecraft-vex]

I’ve come to make an announcement: The Heart of Ender’s bitch-ass motherfucker. It beamed on my fucking malewife. That’s right. It took its enderling fuckin’ purple orb out and it beamed on my FUCKING wife, and it said its orb was t h i s b i g and I said that’s disgusting. So I’m making a callout post on my Chitter dot com: Heart of Ender, you got a small orb. It’s the size of this cocoa bean except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my orb looks like. [mansion exploding sounds] That’s right baby. All smooth, no corners, not a cube, look at that, it looks like you can ponder it with your bong, It fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the End. That’s right, this is what you get! My SUPER VEXING BEAM! Except I’m not gonna vex on the end. I’m gonna go higher. I’m vexing Mojang HQQQQQ! [vex boom] How do you like that, Walda? I VEXED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have 1656000 ticks before the vex d r o p l e t s hit the fucking end, now get out of my fucking sight before I beam on you too!

[asknathantheenderdragon]

Mod: Day 2 Cuts and scratches

Does your pet play like this?

[iamhavingsomuchfun]

[signals-rides-again]

I hate diamonds this sucks