行かないで、行かないで

Minimoon | 26| all I care about are memes |she/her

[duelofthefatesmp3]

finding out Anakin was 23 years old when he became Vader was so crazy to me. he should've been at the club

[unamusedsloth]

NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon

[koolaidicecubes-deactivated2020]

Free him

[elena]

let him get his hair done!!!!!!!!!!!!

[koyaniyako]

[littletootsierollaliengirl]

These little fruits are holding him down

[timidbabie-deactivated20220516]

free him

[ratfuck]

godddd i just wanna be held

[trans-girls-who-eat-subway]

you also want subway

[ratfuck]

yes master

[chikuto]

when you see a calendar do you flip to your birth month to make sure your associated image slaps or are you some sort of freak

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

Leopardy!

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

So? #girlboss

[minervose]

It was really fucked up, and the leopards seems worried that it might be next

[the-bee-graveyard]

I’m done with this heat bullshit when is Halloween

[jellogram]

Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you're fucking ready for this thing

[jellogram]

*sees 2 notes* FUCK yes let's fucking GOOOO

Behemoth

[bix46]

I saw the opposite of this horse

[tamamita]

what happens in islam if you die?

You die

[sharkgirldick]

What happens if I don't die? Like, ever?

[tamamita]

You live

[jame7t]

learning a lot today

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[omegarosemain]

She’s an elegant lady of course she needs her handbag

[marinebiologyshitposts]

Do you have any strong opinions on fish?

honestly yes!!! and im tired!!! of pretending i don't!!! here's the fucking thing about fish- they're

[flagellant]

they got silenced by Big Salmon. please be respectful and stop scrolling for a moment of silence

[marinebiologyshitposts]

stop telling people im dead

[flagellant]

sometimes I can still read their posts

[escuerzoresucitado]

[birdonawire]

this is the plot of supernatural

[mariakono]

i have a hot take about vine and tik tok if you allow me

[mariakono]

vine’s entire concept was “show don’t tell” while tik tok’s entire concept is “tell don’t show”

[mariakono]

might risk sounding like an Old Fart but i want to elaborate what i mean:

sometimes i will see Tiktoks that are just people talking to a camera about a thing that happened to them and then at the end… won’t even show the thing they’re talking about. they’re just talking to a camera. that or the few staged jokes take waaaaaay too much time to get to the punchline, and the punchline isn’t even funny (and the acting is bad)

meanwhile on vine, you only had 7 seconds, and in 7 seconds you could have anything happen, and a dude said “back at it at krispy kreme” and did backflips and kicked out a sign in his final flip and the video just cut with no explanation, and it was the greatest vine on earth

[bluntforceheadtrauma]

we fucking on the autopsy table tonight

[rongzhi]

A watermelon eating contest

English added by me :)

[wizardpink]

[parahumors]

TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

[ranchee94]

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

[vntildawn]

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY

[soulbell]

CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER

[number-nine-you-wanker-blog]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[shin-holly]

CHRIST