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[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[prokopetz]

The two "created in a lab" fantasies:

Yes, everything about me is fucked up, but what if that was secretly awesome?

Yes, everything about me is fucked up, but what if there was someone to blame?

[autisticfang]

fang x iggy! faggy!…. i mean um. figgy!

[navigatorsghost]

Just misread "canon compliant" as "canon complaint" and I'm so tempted to start tagging my fixit fics with that now. I do indeed have a complaint about the canon but I've also got a solution.

[phantomrose96]

I wonder if “we have to torture this special character. in the lab facility. with secret science.” is an interest all 12-year-old children share or were we just the generation exposed to Maximum Ride

[phantomrose96]

You’re right. How could I forget to credit anime for its role in putting the special character in the secret torture facility (for science).

[sympathischeufos]

Genuine question: Isn't this just Bond villainy and/or medieval torture dungeon? Or what kind of facility are we talking about?

[phantomrose96]

The Facility is a critically important part here. See it’s a Science Facility. It’s run by a very shady clandestine organization, which is incredibly powerful. They’re maybe part of the government, or if not the government then something Illuminati-like.

As such The Facility is very high tech, and likely buried underground or hidden somewhere no normal person can access. The Torture being done is for Science, which the Facility is for. It’s all scientists in lab coats doing the torture. There is so much lab equipment and probably a lot of devices hooked up to the special character which will beep and go off the charts when the special character has a violent mind explosion. This part is important.

[phantomrose96]

A lot of really good mentions in the notes here

Mewtwo

Secrets of Nimh

Wolverine

Akira

Elfen Lied

Shadow the Hedgehog

And a special mention to the couple of people identifying that a 12-year-old stuck in school all day is, perhaps, in a way, a special character being tortured in the science facility.

[macbethz]

Well I like it but it’s not very well written. Also it’s a visual mess. The plot doesnt make any sense and the creators suck and its politics oscillate from mildly problematic to frankly baffling. I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone. However. the character

[lakecountylibrary]

Just the essentials!

Music credit: "Cinema Blockbuster Trailer 7" by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/en/song/329-cinema-blockbuster-trailer-7 License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license (CC BY 4.0)

[Video Description: A 26 second video. Orchestral, cinematic music plays. Text reads The library is on fire! Grab the most important things!

A librarian at her computer spins around in her chair in slow motion, a look of horror on her face. Video cuts between various librarians frantically rescuing items. Each scene is labeled with the item:

The South Shore Posters: A librarian completely obscured by a framed South Shore Line poster she is carrying backs out of a room.

The hand chair: A librarian hauls away a large red plastic chair shaped like a hand.

Patron holds: A librarian shovels patron holds off the holds shelf onto a cart.

Benny the library skeleton: A librarian princess-carrying a large skeleton dressed in an oversized t-shirt frantically looks around for an exit before dashing away

The cardigan pile: A librarian almost completely obscured by the pile of cardigans in her arms runs toward the camera.

3D printer: A librarian dashes up to a large 3D printer and attempts to lift it off the table

Cecily the giraffe: A librarian pats a life size baby giraffe statue and then grabs it by the leg and begins slowwwly scooting backward to slide it across the carpet

The library tree: A librarian grips an enormous planter out of which springs an entire tree and pulls with all her might. It doesn't move.

James Patterson books? : The librarian carrying Benny sprints into frame between shelves loaded with endless Patterson books. Record scratch. The sound of a clock ticking as he considers the books for maybe two seconds.

Text changes to "Not enough hands". The dramatic music resumes as he sprints off frame with Benny.

End card with the library logo. The words 'Not actually on fire. Everything is fine.' are typed across the screen. End description]

[lakecountylibrary]

Ah. So. Lake Station-New Chicago Branch will be closed until further notice.

You'll never guess why.

[alexseanchai]

tags by lakecountylibrary: #EVERYONE IS FINE! #we would not be joking about this if anyone had been hurt #the smoke remediation process is no joke though

[maximum-rxde]

trying to explain the maximum ride lore to people who have never heard of it is so funny. oh you had a dsmp phase? WELL let me tell you about my favorite middle school fandom….

[poppypickle]

It me.

[regicidal-defenestration]

She would not fucking say that. Yes she said that in canon, but I perceive a greater truth unaffected by her writer's misogyny

[regicidal-defenestration]

Addendum:

[grandiddyburp]

Sorry for not posting in like 3 months I had really bad art block mixed with me moving and everything so hopefully I can post more again 🤧🤧

Bring back maximum ride even if the plot holes are insane I don’t gaf 😤😤 (don’t mind the fugly ass colors I was bored and lazy)

[unalivejournal]

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

[fly-with-the-flock]

Why do you call him jimmy p and not james patterson lol

I do not respect that man. He does not deserve to be called by his proper name

[frongle444]

do you think if people had wings we'd just

[plutonicbees]

trans asf to be a clone.

oh you were biologically constructed to be somebody that you can never become?

and when you look in the mirror you can only yearn to be seen as yourself rather than who everybody expects you to be? interesting.

[themaximumridemovie]

Here's one of my dream concept costume ideas for Max thats been in my brain.

I do have a entire costume overview for the entire flock but that will come in due time.

My background is in costumes and casting.

I would love to have Max in a brown leather jacket very inspired by the manga.

This would play into more meaning thanjust a small tribute to the manga,it would be old and oversized, having belonged to someone else.

On the back would be varsity letters (or whatever you call them) spelling " BATCHELDER"

YA THAT'S RIGHT! It's Jebs old jacket ! Max wears it all through out the angel expirement, even after the makeover scene she can't part with it. It wouldn't be until the very end when she "kills" Ari and Jeb delivers the line "you killed your brother", he'd grab her sleeve and she'd pull it off herself before flying off.

Added details to the jacket : add wing slits for obvious reasons .

There would be faint outlines added of other patches Jeb had unstitched over the years leaving the jacket mostly blank. Maybe out of paranoia or security.

This could be a university jacket but is more likely a military jacket (side note : maybe Jeb wanted to be a pilot before choosing to expirement on his own childern)

There can even be a flashback scene about how Jeb left with Max holding or putting on the jacket . In the first book,she doesn't even know she's been wearing her Dad's jacket.

I just love having costume pieces actually tie into the narrative.

Thank your for your consideration.

Please hire me.

[rio-specimen]

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS

1. I AM A GOOD LITTLE LAB EXPERIMENT

2. MY SUFFERING IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD

3. THE SCIENTIST THAT EXPERIMENTS ON ME LOVES ME UNCONDITIONALLY

4. I LOVE GOING INTO THE TUBE/JAR/INSERT RELEVANT APPARATUS OF CONTAINMENT

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